Posted: 10/21/2010 9:30:34 PM EDT
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In honor of this thread, I am offering up a Bronze Team Membership to anyone that is not already a Team member. The only requirement is that your post must make TheBeeKeeper1 laugh! I'm sure he will let me know the winner! TBK1, when you laugh please send me a PM and I will hold up my end of this deal! Ends when TBK1 PM's me or on 10/23/2010....... |
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Whats a tear membership? A team membership you earn by posting a photo of yourself, crying? Most over the top, ridiculous picture wins? (For the record, No, I won't be posting one –– and don't encourage you to –– I've seen what this lot can do with photoshop) |
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Quoted: Is sarcasm foreign to you?Quoted: Whats a tear membership? A team membership you earn by posting a photo of yourself, crying? Most over the top, ridiculous picture wins? (For the record, No, I won't be posting one –– and don't encourage you to –– I've seen what this lot can do with photoshop) |
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I lurv that .gif. |
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Is sarcasm foreign to you?
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Whats a tear membership? A team membership you earn by posting a photo of yourself, crying? Most over the top, ridiculous picture wins? (For the record, No, I won't be posting one –– and don't encourage you to –– I've seen what this lot can do with photoshop) Sarcasm? What's that? Sorry, I only speak English –– must be one of your funny American words. |
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That was cute 
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Meh I'll try.......just to get your attention.....
Killer Bee!!!!! Two bee keepers are stood talking about their swarms. The first bee keeper asked the second; "How many bees you got?" "12000" he replies "And how many hives you got them in?" so the bee keeper says "6" "Wow, that's spacey for them" says the first bee keeper. "I got a million bees!" "A million bees?? That's a lot of bees" replies the second bee keeper. "How many hives you got them in?" "Just one" states the first bee keeper "You have a million bees in one hive??" asked the second bee keeper "That's a bit cramped isn't it?" "Ah fuck em, they're only bees" ...and then... there was this beekeeper at his wits end –– no honey crop –– Well, he was walking past a bank and noticed a little sign saying ––- Beekeepers Loans, 2% ––- So he dashes in and talked to the bank manager regarding the loan, and the bank manager said, No, that's not the interest rate ––- That's your chances of getting a loan... Hope you laughed..... |
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Gun free zone!!
Med bills are stacking up, I'd get a membership but thanks to Ocommie care my wallet is empty |
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Not a funny pic but true situation.
Well If I had a team membership I could spend even more time on the internet and avoid marital stress. (the following is an example) Me - reach over for a boob grab Wife -  not tonight.
Me - Pfhhhh I dont need you for this. Wife - 
Me - Wip it out and start flogging it with the wrath of a god Wife - 
Me -  Profit
See what you could help me avoid. 
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Dog
Judy Chop Best scene in Team America Some of my favorites. Enjoy.
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My Cobtribution.....Hunert Mile an Hour Goat
Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they come upon a huge hole in the ground. They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is." The second hunter says" I don't know, let's throw something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom." The first hunter says "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a hand and we'll throw it in and see". So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and two and three, and throw it in the hole. They are standing there listening and looking over the edge and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them. As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first. While they are standing there looking at each other, looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?" The first hunter says " Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles an hour and jumped headfirst into this hole here!" The old farmer said "Why that's impossible, I had him chained to a transmission!" |
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lol... I'de say u won... but I am not beekeeper. |
