Posted: 3/5/2012 1:27:36 AM EDT
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With all the fuss about how dangerous they are, we've become inured to the possibilities of having FUN with zombies! (Keep in mind that this is a family web site.)
for example: Zombies spend most of their time shambling around. What would happen if we tied their shoe laces together? Or nailed one foot to the ground, a la Tim Taylor? |
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I wonder if you could put blinders on one and use it to pull a plow using a piece of meat on a stick as motivation.
Think of the free unlimited green (LOL pun intended) energy you could generate with a few zombies shoved into a giant hamster wheel or on a treadmill. |
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Thought just came to me, why have a potentially deadly infected person doing blindfolded work. Have your people do it themselves! We will need exercise, why not be on a rotating manual labor work force; get stuff done and get fit. I just don't like the idea of "playing with fire," as "you will get burned.".
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Thought just came to me, why have a potentially deadly infected person doing blindfolded work. Have your people do it themselves! We will need exercise, why not be on a rotating manual labor work force; get stuff done and get fit. I just don't like the idea of "playing with fire," as "you will get burned.". Just my $0.02 Good point, but just like we've learned to respect fire, perhaps people would learn to respect the danger of keeping zombies as a labor force. I know there are accidents with fire even after all this time. If you could wrangle them and house them in a secure area, the possibilities are endless. Shit, you could even make a perimeter fence, gap 10ft then another fence (like prison fences) and have a zombie moat around your compound to ward off humans. |
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Thought just came to me, why have a potentially deadly infected person doing blindfolded work. Have your people do it themselves! We will need exercise, why not be on a rotating manual labor work force; get stuff done and get fit. I just don't like the idea of "playing with fire," as "you will get burned.". Just my $0.02 Killjoy! 
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Thought just came to me, why have a potentially deadly infected person doing blindfolded work. Have your people do it themselves! We will need exercise, why not be on a rotating manual labor work force; get stuff done and get fit. I just don't like the idea of "playing with fire," as "you will get burned.". Just my $0.02 Sounds like you're describing the early advent of steam power.! Are you volunteering to pull a plow? |
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It's thinking like that which will get u bit. Now maybe a large hamster wheel hooked up to a genny. A gag ball comes to mind.  Right, and when you're monkeying around, that's when you get bit. And why would you have a sack of ball gags lying around in a post Apocalypse zombie world? I don't want to know... And if you were a cheapskate, you'd just yank off the lower jaw and pluck out the teeth with a pair of pliers. Leave the tongue of course for a comedy neck tie. Might as well hatchet off the hands as well...not like they're going to be soldering circuit boards or anything... |
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It's thinking like that which will get u bit. Now maybe a large hamster wheel hooked up to a genny. A gag ball comes to mind. Right, and when you're monkeying around, that's when you get bit. 1 And why would you have a sack of ball gags lying around in a post Apocalypse zombie world? I don't want to know...2 And if you were a cheapskate, you'd just yank off the lower jaw and pluck out the teeth with a pair of pliers. Leave the tongue of course for a comedy neck tie. Might as well hatchet off the hands as well...not like they're going to be soldering circuit boards or anything...3 1 Come'on...you gotta be smart about it. Pin his ass to the ground. Not gonna do that one v one. 2 http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_158/819920_Thoughts_on_capturing_female_zombies_for_relations_.html 3 That's not a bad idea. |
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It's thinking like that which will get u bit. Now maybe a large hamster wheel hooked up to a genny. A gag ball comes to mind. Right, and when you're monkeying around, that's when you get bit. 1 And why would you have a sack of ball gags lying around in a post Apocalypse zombie world? I don't want to know...2 And if you were a cheapskate, you'd just yank off the lower jaw and pluck out the teeth with a pair of pliers. Leave the tongue of course for a comedy neck tie. Might as well hatchet off the hands as well...not like they're going to be soldering circuit boards or anything...3 1 Come'on...you gotta be smart about it. Pin his ass to the ground. Not gonna do that one v one. 2 http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_158/819920_Thoughts_on_capturing_female_zombies_for_relations_.html 3 That's not a bad idea. Now that's a thread started by a man who's never touched a live woman whose not his mother. |
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It's thinking like that which will get u bit. Now maybe a large hamster wheel hooked up to a genny. A gag ball comes to mind. Right, and when you're monkeying around, that's when you get bit. 1 And why would you have a sack of ball gags lying around in a post Apocalypse zombie world? I don't want to know...2 And if you were a cheapskate, you'd just yank off the lower jaw and pluck out the teeth with a pair of pliers. Leave the tongue of course for a comedy neck tie. Might as well hatchet off the hands as well...not like they're going to be soldering circuit boards or anything...3 1 Come'on...you gotta be smart about it. Pin his ass to the ground. Not gonna do that one v one. 2 http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_158/819920_Thoughts_on_capturing_female_zombies_for_relations_.html 3 That's not a bad idea. Now that's a thread started by a man who's never touched a live woman whose not his mother. And still going strong 3 years later. It's gone off topic a few times. Beware pg 35 and 37.
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It's thinking like that which will get u bit. Now maybe a large hamster wheel hooked up to a genny. A gag ball comes to mind. Right, and when you're monkeying around, that's when you get bit. 1 And why would you have a sack of ball gags lying around in a post Apocalypse zombie world? I don't want to know...2 And if you were a cheapskate, you'd just yank off the lower jaw and pluck out the teeth with a pair of pliers. Leave the tongue of course for a comedy neck tie. Might as well hatchet off the hands as well...not like they're going to be soldering circuit boards or anything...3 1 Come'on...you gotta be smart about it. Pin his ass to the ground. Not gonna do that one v one. 2 http://www.ar15.com/forums/t_1_158/819920_Thoughts_on_capturing_female_zombies_for_relations_.html 3 That's not a bad idea. Now that's a thread started by a man who's never touched a live woman whose not his mother. Hey now! Lets just dial it back a touch...nobody said that it was a STRANGER zed. If my wife got bit, then it would make it slightly less bad (still not good) and maybe even legal! Well, maybe not since she couldn't really give consent...but then again, she couldn't really say "no" either. "Hey Dear, remember that thing I always want to do, but you say no? How about we try THAT now?" |
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Hey now! Lets just dial it back a touch...nobody said that it was a STRANGER zed. If my wife got bit, then it would make it slightly less bad (still not good) and maybe even legal! Well, maybe not since she couldn't really give consent...but then again, she couldn't really say "no" either. "Hey Dear, remember that thing I always want to do, but you say no? How about we try THAT now?" "What's that? I can't understand you through the ball gag and you're coming after me with that hungry look. That must be a YES!!" Couldn't resist.
(BTW, I don't own a gag ball, but always wanted to see my wife with one) |
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Hey now! Lets just dial it back a touch...nobody said that it was a STRANGER zed. If my wife got bit, then it would make it slightly less bad (still not good) and maybe even legal! Well, maybe not since she couldn't really give consent...but then again, she couldn't really say "no" either. "Hey Dear, remember that thing I always want to do, but you say no? How about we try THAT now?" "What's that? I can't understand you through the ball gag and you're coming after me with that hungry look. That must be a YES!!" Couldn't resist.
(BTW, I don't own a gag ball, but always wanted to see my wife with one) I don't know about your wife, but mine would bite through the rubber to keep yelling at me....maybe a just a steel rod tied around her head would work....alive wrapped in leather to be nice..dead, eh, rebar is good enough. |
I don't know... Just imagine the stench, it would be about as fun as playing with putrid roadkill. How about an awesome febreze commercial! You could have a girl come in blind folded and stand next to a febrezed out Zombie. She would say oh it smells like spring rain, blah blah blah... Then shazzam you take off the blind fold and she freaks out.
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Thought just came to me, why have a potentially deadly infected person doing blindfolded work. Have your people do it themselves! We will need exercise, why not be on a rotating manual labor work force; get stuff done and get fit. I just don't like the idea of "playing with fire," as "you will get burned.". Just my $0.02 Good point, but just like we've learned to respect fire, perhaps people would learn to respect the danger of keeping zombies as a labor force. I know there are accidents with fire even after all this time. If you could wrangle them and house them in a secure area, the possibilities are endless. Shit, you could even make a perimeter fence, gap 10ft then another fence (like prison fences) and have a zombie moat around your compound to ward off humans. Instead of guard dogs? I like it! |
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Thought just came to me, why have a potentially deadly infected person doing blindfolded work. Have your people do it themselves! We will need exercise, why not be on a rotating manual labor work force; get stuff done and get fit. I just don't like the idea of "playing with fire," as "you will get burned.". Just my $0.02 Good point, but just like we've learned to respect fire, perhaps people would learn to respect the danger of keeping zombies as a labor force. I know there are accidents with fire even after all this time. If you could wrangle them and house them in a secure area, the possibilities are endless. Shit, you could even make a perimeter fence, gap 10ft then another fence (like prison fences) and have a zombie moat around your compound to ward off humans. Instead of guard dogs? I like it! "What's that? I can't understand you through the ball gag and you're coming after me with that hungry look. That must be a YES!!" Couldn't resist.
(BTW, I don't own a gag ball, but always wanted to see my wife with one) Want a pic? (Couldn't resist!)
I don't know about your wife, but mine would bite through the rubber to keep yelling at me....maybe a just a steel rod tied around her head would work....alive wrapped in leather to be nice..dead, eh, rebar is good enough. You simply haven't been using the right tools. |
| i liked what they did in dead rising video game, you have a camera and take pics of zeds for points. of course there are traffic cones and lego head hats etc to stick on them. toy stores do have a variety of hat and helmets that would fit. but yeah one mistake and they bite you. do you think the spray on insulation foam that turns solid would stick to the mouth and teeth? it certainly sticks to fingers. |
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I don't know... Just imagine the stench, it would be about as fun as playing with putrid roadkill. How about an awesome febreze commercial! You could have a girl come in blind folded and stand next to a febrezed out Zombie. She would say oh it smells like spring rain, blah blah blah... Then shazzam you take off the blind fold and she freaks out. That would be a great prank on someone who had too much to drink.
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Just render them for bio-diesel.
http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu214/sigboy40/zombie_barge_safehouse.jpg |
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I think a zombie in roller skates would be hilarious! Watching them struggle for days non stop to simply stand up. Good sick fun. See above for a common theme, but I'm too cheap to stock pile skates, so I'd think you can get the same effect by taking off the feet at the ankles. |