Posted: 2/23/2004 3:59:04 PM EDT
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Here in the Baltimore/DC & Maryland area we have a local network called the Baltimore bands net work. On it, local musicians post free ads is they want to buy or sell equipment or needs musicians and singers. Well I was looking around in the older want ads for vocalists seeking a band to play with and I came across this crazy one: Wild Naked Singer ISO Band thats right bitch if your looking for someone to get totally naked and scream at peopole, LOOK NO FURTHER!!!!!not only do i always get naked i always fuck myself with something on stage be in a beer bottle, a carrot, whatever the audience throws at me! Also ill fuck whoever i see! i might just jumo out into the crowd and start raping people, and at the very least i'll take a dump and rub my shit all over them.. email me! Posted: Thu, 23 Oct. 2003 Expires: Sun, 9 Mar. 2031 |
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Quoted: isn't gg allen dead? You know, I was just thinking the same thing... With such K-Tel classics as "Suck my ass it smells" and "Last in line at the gangbang," how can you possibly go wrong? It's a good thing he died when he did. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't belive anyone on ARFCOM whos a white male republican knows about GG allen!!!!!!! My ex-girlfriends brother took me to a concert of his, I thought it was just another "techno-punk" band. Boy was I sorry I went! I have a real thing about other peoples germs and stuff like that. So when he started tossing his own shit that was it ! I was out of there. His music sucked too! He just substituted disgusting behavior for talent. but I guess being able to crap on command is a talent of sorts. [:D] |
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Quoted: OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can't belive anyone on ARFCOM whos a white male republican knows about GG allen!!!!!!! I'm not white. I'm also not a Republican. But I have outgrown most of the stupidity I managed to survive during my youth. My ex-girlfriends brother took me to a concert of his, I thought it was just another "techno-punk" band. Boy was I sorry I went! [:D] I can beat that. A guy I used to write songs with back when I was in college had a band that opened for them. GG got to the show, demanded to go on first, then went apeshit slinging shit and chairs at the crowd. Before: [IMG]http://www.ggallin.com/photogallery/gg6.gif[/IMG] After: [IMG]http://www.ggallin.com/photogallery/gg47.jpg[/IMG] The end: [IMG]http://www.ggallin.com/photogallery/gg4.jpg[/IMG] The world is a better place with him gone. There's no doubt about it. Remember the Alamo, and God Bless Texas... |
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Quoted: Quoted: isn't gg allen dead? Nope, but his brother Myrle and the Murder Boys are still around. I didn't think someone on this board would know about GG Allen. i've heard of him. i think the band was called The Murder Junkies..i have a 45 record of theirs somewhere. |
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Quoted: Jeez. I have heard of shitty music, but this guy takes it to a higher level! i saw the documentary mentioned in that article videos of him getting peed on by women he supposidly screwed his brother in the ass on stage he would jam drumsticks up his ass and then shit out a blood and feces mix and throw it at the crowd promised his fans that he would kill him self on stage some day good riddance |
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And here I was thinking that Col. JD and [b]Those Legendary Shack Shakers[/b] were over the top. I mistakenly caught their show when they opened up for Southern Culture on the Skids this past New Years Eve. JD was friggin gross. He was blowing snot out one nostril, pulling out his pubes, and hockin loogies all over the crowd. I'm sooooo glad I didn't find myself front and center at that show. That scrawny prick was nasty. I couldn't help but laugh till I busted a nut when this 6'-4", 300 pound drunk reached up on the stage and french kissed him right square on his second shitter. He reeled around the stage trying to recover from that one. LMAO! Still can't get over that show, and it seems lame in comparison to Allin. [img]http://dailyabuse.typepad.com/photos/the_shack_shackers/dsc01695.JPG[/img] |