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3/2/2016 3:32:19 AM EDT
You don't love your children because you've taken them into "gun freezones".

You want the Hildabeast as president because you don't support....

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3/2/2016 3:33:45 AM EDT
[#1]
I don't understand
3/2/2016 3:34:48 AM EDT
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GD logic.

You can post some of your finest examples.
3/2/2016 3:34:49 AM EDT
[#3]
3/2/2016 3:36:56 AM EDT
[#4]
Are we BFF's?
3/2/2016 3:44:06 AM EDT
[#5]
3/2/2016 3:45:31 AM EDT
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Aah!!!!
3/2/2016 3:47:12 AM EDT
[#7]
GD be like...

You're just paying for a rollmark.
3/2/2016 4:16:11 AM EDT
[#8]
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You're just paying for a rollmark.
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Well, you are
3/2/2016 4:17:37 AM EDT
[#9]
GD be like:

"The cops didn't need to shoot that dog!!"
"I shot my neighbors dog when it stepped on my property"
3/2/2016 4:19:00 AM EDT
[#10]
"Romney by a landslide"
3/2/2016 4:19:25 AM EDT
[#11]
Elbows too pointy.

3/2/2016 4:19:46 AM EDT
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I rost.
3/2/2016 4:20:55 AM EDT
[#13]
3/2/2016 4:22:41 AM EDT
[#14]
09er thread.
3/2/2016 4:25:28 AM EDT
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09er thread.
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The original 13er's

3/2/2016 4:30:55 AM EDT
[#16]
Who?
(I am a rugged individualist to such a degree that I can't be bothered with knowing anything about current culture and I am desperate to show you that)


Millennials can't even cast their own high pressure turbochargers

Fun is for the unprepared

Five miles past your oil change mileage? You're too irresponsible to live!
3/2/2016 4:46:04 AM EDT
[#17]
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Who?
(I am a rugged individualist to such a degree that I can't be bothered with knowing anything about current culture and I am desperate to show you that)


Millennials can't even cast their own high pressure turbochargers

Fun is for the unprepared

Five miles past your oil change mileage? You're too irresponsible to live!
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3/2/2016 4:52:14 AM EDT
[#18]
"Shall not be infringed!"
"Some people shouldn't even be allowed to own guns"
3/2/2016 12:24:23 PM EDT
[#19]
People who live in NY, CA, CT, NJ, etc. deserve to have their gun rights stripped from them.  

If you don't live in a free state, it's because you are dumb and you don't love your family enough to provide them safety and security.
3/2/2016 12:26:13 PM EDT
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GD be like:

"The cops didn't need to shoot that dog!!"
"I shot my neighbors dog when it stepped on my property"
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Lol, I've seen this one more than a few times.
3/2/2016 12:28:00 PM EDT
[#21]
GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19."
3/2/2016 12:28:23 PM EDT
[#22]
"Fuck the FSA"
"You can have my Social Security when you pry it from my cold dead hands!!!!"
3/2/2016 12:28:54 PM EDT
[#23]
GD be like "polymorpheous thread"

3/2/2016 12:30:16 PM EDT
[#24]
Little early on a Wednesday to be so drunk? No?
3/2/2016 12:31:33 PM EDT
[#25]
Poster needs a decent cheap watch to wear on a construction job.  "You need this tier 1 so and so model xxx.  So what if it's $10k?  By once cry once bra."
3/2/2016 12:33:44 PM EDT
[#26]
Thread #1: Why would you do "X", that's fucking stupid...
Thread #2: Why wouldn't you do "X", you must be fucking stupid if you don't...

this may have been mentioned, but in true GD fashion...
3/2/2016 12:34:53 PM EDT
[#27]
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Who?
(I am a rugged individualist to such a degree that I can't be bothered with knowing anything about current culture and I am desperate to show you that)


Millennials can't even cast their own high pressure turbochargers

Fun is for the unprepared

Five miles past your oil change mileage? You're too irresponsible to live!
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it's funny because it's true
3/2/2016 12:36:19 PM EDT
[#28]
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GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19."
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It's usually more like:
OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her.

Post 1: Glock 19
Post 2: Where's the pics?
Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics.
Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense.
Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob.
Post 6: Glock 21
Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended.
Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen.
Post 9: Pics or die!
Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner"
Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES!

Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed.
3/2/2016 12:38:05 PM EDT
[#29]
We all should fight against any new bad laws and help each other.

(New bad laws in CA, NY, NJ, etc.) Fuck those places and those people. They should move if they don't like the laws!
3/2/2016 12:39:31 PM EDT
[#30]
Mark my words Trump will not win a single state in the Caucasus.
3/2/2016 12:39:51 PM EDT
[#31]
GD be all like "GD be all like", but it ain't.
3/2/2016 12:39:53 PM EDT
[#32]
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People who live in NY, CA, CT, NJ, etc. deserve to have their gun rights stripped from them.  

If you don't live in a free state, it's because you are dumb and you don't love your family enough to provide them safety and security.
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That's a vast over-simplification of why people live in ban states
There are still many many many guns that are legal to own in NYS that can provide security to residents here
3/2/2016 12:41:13 PM EDT
[#33]

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You don't love your children because you've taken them into "gun freezones".



You want the Hildabeast as president because you don't support....



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3/2/2016 12:44:32 PM EDT
[#34]
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It's usually more like:
OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her.

Post 1: Glock 19
Post 2: Where's the pics?
Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics.
Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense.
Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob.
Post 6: Glock 21
Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended.
Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen.
Post 9: Pics or die!
Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner"
Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES!

Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed.
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GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19."

It's usually more like:
OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her.

Post 1: Glock 19
Post 2: Where's the pics?
Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics.
Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense.
Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob.
Post 6: Glock 21
Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended.
Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen.
Post 9: Pics or die!
Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner"
Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES!

Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed.


Meh.

I still don't feel bad for people coming to GD looking for gun advice. ARFCOM is a huge place and there is even a section dedicated to revolvers.

Giving people shit is half the fun.
3/2/2016 12:44:46 PM EDT
[#35]
I haven't had sex in 10 years and would probably fuck anything that offered.

Guilty, 0/10, too fat, pointy elbows, I have standards.
3/2/2016 12:47:35 PM EDT
[#36]
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"Shall not be infringed!"
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People who open carry hate america more than hitler.

3/2/2016 12:49:02 PM EDT
[#37]
"The GOP needs to run an actual conservative, instead of trotting out these limp dick RINO's like McCain, Dole, and Romney.  Just one fucking time, we need a real conservative to get the nomination."

1 year later......"Fuck Ted Cruz.  He is a Canadian and I don't like where his wife works.  I don't care that he is exactly the type of candidate that 90% of us have been screaming the GOP to give the nomination to and quite possibly the strongest candidate we have ever had on the 2a.  Fuck that shit.  I am voting for a lifelong liberal, who supported the AWB and dreams of the day we can get single payer health care like Canada."
3/2/2016 12:49:26 PM EDT
[#38]
Polymorpheus be all like "why can't five thousand people have the exact same opinion on everything?'
3/2/2016 12:51:48 PM EDT
[#39]
GD be like:The government is as vile as it is completely untrustworthy.

GD be like:Quick everyone lets completely trust the governments latest Press release!



3/2/2016 12:52:05 PM EDT
[#40]
GD b like....I hate GD.

3/2/2016 12:52:14 PM EDT
[#41]
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Quoted:

It's usually more like:
OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her.

Post 1: Glock 19
Post 2: Where's the pics?
Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics.
Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense.
Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob.
Post 6: Glock 21
Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended.
Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen.
Post 9: Pics or die!
Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner"
Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES!

Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed.
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Quoted:
GD be like, "you want a .22 revolver for for your wife? Glock 19."

It's usually more like:
OP: Hey gang, I'm looking for recommendations for a revolver, preferably in 2" and a caliber no less than .38, maybe a .357 so I can shoot both. I *must* be a revolver because my wife's hands fit the grips much better and her arthritis won't allow her to work the slide on a semi-auto pistol. She really wants one in nickle plated but brushed satin would be OK with her.

Post 1: Glock 19
Post 2: Where's the pics?
Post 3: I can't answer until I see pics.
Post 4: Get her an AR15 for self defense.
Post 5: No pics!? Fucking noob.
Post 6: Glock 21
Post 7: Get her a 1911, like God intended.
Post 8: What's she doing out of the kitchen.
Post 9: Pics or die!
Post 10: Here's a great deal on a used Glock 19 "insert non-hotlinked URL to a local pawn shop 1200 miles away from the state listed in the OP's user banner"
Post 11: What's wrong with a .45 Auto? And where are the pics, this isn't NAM, there are RULES!

Somewhere around Post 52 there will be ONE guy who actually says something helpful ... he will be ridiculed.



Nailed it.

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3/2/2016 12:54:38 PM EDT
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Little early on a Wednesday to be so drunk? No?
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Thread was created with the assistance of alcoholic beverages.
3/2/2016 12:54:42 PM EDT
[#43]
I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.
3/2/2016 12:58:05 PM EDT
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You don't love your children because you've taken them into "gun freezones".

You want the Hildabeast as president because you don't support....

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3/2/2016 1:03:02 PM EDT
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We are all so tier 1 and alpha.
3/2/2016 1:09:26 PM EDT
[#46]
Hey guys, My girl friend and I have been distant lately and she has been staying at work at odd hours and communicating with her boss on her personal phone instead of her work phone.. We have a baby together, and that is hard on the both of us. What should I do to make us closer?

1) eject
2) is her boss bald? is you baby bald? 1+2=3 man
3)Welcome to the cuck club dude.
4)Need pics to tell OP, got any pics OP?
5)Glock 19
6)OP posts pics of SO.
7)I can Fap to this
8)She is hideous.
9)hey, I'm a White Knight and it is mean to call that hideous women hideous.
10)I can fap to this
11)As an ARfette I find this all very offensive
12)I can fap to this
3/2/2016 1:17:50 PM EDT
[#47]

Freedom is paramount, unless you're not doing what I want you to do.
3/2/2016 1:24:25 PM EDT
[#48]
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Hey guys, My girl friend and I have been distant lately and she has been staying at work at odd hours and communicating with her boss on her personal phone instead of her work phone.. We have a baby together, and that is hard on the both of us. What should I do to make us closer?

1) eject
2) is her boss bald? is you baby bald? 1+2=3 man
3)Welcome to the cuck club dude.
4)Need pics to tell OP, got any pics OP?
5)Glock 19
6)OP posts pics of SO.
7)I can Fap to this
8)She is hideous.
9)hey, I'm a White Knight and it is mean to call that hideous women hideous.
10)I can fap to this
11)As an ARfette I find this all very offensive
12)I can fap to this
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13) Your wife works outside the home? Fail.
14) Did she used to have a penis?
15) Get both. No seriously, my wives and I are polyamorous bi-sexuals.  It works well for us.
16) Can't stump the Trump.
17) Pee on her boss to establish dominance.
18) Is the boss a muslim?
19) Do you have any pictures of her feet?
20) I once saw a terradac, a pterra, tyradac, . . .  a flying dinosaur in Texas.
21) You should get a side piece, if that bitch is gonna start fucking around on you.
3/2/2016 1:28:03 PM EDT
[#49]
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13) Your wife works outside the home? Fail.
14) Did she used to have a penis?
15) Get both. No seriously, my wives and I are polyamorous bi-sexuals.  It works well for us.
16) Can't stump the Trump.
17) Pee on her boss to establish dominance.
18) Is the boss a muslim?
19) Do you have any pictures of her feet?
20) I once saw a terradac, a pterra, tyradac, . . .  a flying dinosaur in Texas.
21) You should get a side piece, if that bitch is gonna start fucking around on you.
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Quoted:
Hey guys, My girl friend and I have been distant lately and she has been staying at work at odd hours and communicating with her boss on her personal phone instead of her work phone.. We have a baby together, and that is hard on the both of us. What should I do to make us closer?

1) eject
2) is her boss bald? is you baby bald? 1+2=3 man
3)Welcome to the cuck club dude.
4)Need pics to tell OP, got any pics OP?
5)Glock 19
6)OP posts pics of SO.
7)I can Fap to this
8)She is hideous.
9)hey, I'm a White Knight and it is mean to call that hideous women hideous.
10)I can fap to this
11)As an ARfette I find this all very offensive
12)I can fap to this

13) Your wife works outside the home? Fail.
14) Did she used to have a penis?
15) Get both. No seriously, my wives and I are polyamorous bi-sexuals.  It works well for us.
16) Can't stump the Trump.
17) Pee on her boss to establish dominance.
18) Is the boss a muslim?
19) Do you have any pictures of her feet?
20) I once saw a terradac, a pterra, tyradac, . . .  a flying dinosaur in Texas.
21) You should get a side piece, if that bitch is gonna start fucking around on you.




I fail to see the problem here.
3/2/2016 1:30:24 PM EDT
[#50]
..."I'm going to show the GOP where I stand by staying home and not voting for the candidate they hate"...

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