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I feel safe as long as I'm armed. I'm safe as fuck right now.
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Quoted: One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. View Quote |
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You guys should try icy-hot. And get ready for the thrill ride of a lifetime!!! View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. Reminds me when I was a kid using a toilet paper cardboard center, Saran wrap, toilet paper for padding, and Crisco to make some killer fucking fleshlights. My mother always knew I would go to engineer school after that, and I did. You guys should try icy-hot. And get ready for the thrill ride of a lifetime!!! Boy are guys in for a treat when you discover the self lubricating vagina. |
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Well, between trannies, titties, machine guns, and opposition to gay marriage, my posts are definitely in the basket of super extra double deplorable.
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Quoted: Boy are guys in for a treat when you discover the self lubricating vagina. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. Reminds me when I was a kid using a toilet paper cardboard center, Saran wrap, toilet paper for padding, and Crisco to make some killer fucking fleshlights. My mother always knew I would go to engineer school after that, and I did. You guys should try icy-hot. And get ready for the thrill ride of a lifetime!!! Boy are guys in for a treat when you discover the self lubricating vagina. Sounds gay. |
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In the end, we will all be rounded up and shot in the back of the head.
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Quoted: Boy are guys in for a treat when you discover the self lubricating vagina. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. Reminds me when I was a kid using a toilet paper cardboard center, Saran wrap, toilet paper for padding, and Crisco to make some killer fucking fleshlights. My mother always knew I would go to engineer school after that, and I did. You guys should try icy-hot. And get ready for the thrill ride of a lifetime!!! Boy are guys in for a treat when you discover the self lubricating vagina. |
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. View Quote ----Files this away wiht DK PRofs Goose/ Drawer story.---- |
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Okay, to all you aspiring toothpaste users out there, DO NOT USE WHITENING TOOTHPASTE! I repeat, DO NOT USE WHITENING TOOTHPASTE unless you want to loose length and girth. That is all.
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You're not off by much, but OP is a Nevertrumper, so I'm not sure why he started this thread. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Join dates don't matter too much anymore, half of the trolling is done by mods You're not off by much, but OP is a Nevertrumper, so I'm not sure why he started this thread. So is the turd in David45s avatar. |
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. View Quote |
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I think its absolutely unbelievable we have people here, old reg date high post count people, backing the plan to torpedo Trump and to elect Clinton. It boggles my fucking mind. We have traitors to our freedoms in our midst.
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Hey to any du trolls or the like go fuck yourselves. View Quote I put a half-dozen of the "usual suspect" Dem shills on ignore last evening. Enough was enough. I can tell you with 100% certainty that not seeing their constant disruptive tripe in a political thread makes the threads go a whole lot better. They were all long time paying members too so it's not just the 2016 low post count peeps that are doing everything they can to sway voters away from Trump. Reasonable people can disagree on the finer points of any political subject but to shill for FHRC on a gun forum even if it is GD is beyond the pale. Just doing the job the powers that be won't do. |
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Everything I post here I do so with the mindset that someone "outside" of the forums will read it. For example: When it comes to ideologies, conservative vs liberal, it can be said that both sides aim to make things better in America, the principal difference being HOW to make them better. This is true, however what this fact ignores is the fundamentally selfish and authoritarian nature of any and all liberal "solutions". Which is ultimately why liberals favor a larger government, because they can trust that government to give them things in exchange for their votes. Nevermind the fact that none of their "solutions" ever yield the intended result. TL:DR liberals can go suck an egg |
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Anything you say will be twisted,turned inside out,completely changed to be used against you....the truth should be spoken and if the speaker has a mind to speak it boldly and let the chips fall where they may. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
Anything you say will be twisted,turned inside out,completely changed to be used against you....the truth should be spoken and if the speaker has a mind to speak it boldly and let the chips fall where they may. As Scott Adams wrote: You say: “Our company is skilled in many other things that are never reported by the biased media.”
Media reports: “Our company killed mother Teresa’. |
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. Sounds more like Icy Hot then toothpaste... |
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Quoted: 1. Check those join dates. 2. Does the question posed by OP create statements that can be used as quoted material on opposing websites/blogs/news outlets. 3. Take a step back and look at what you're posting. Will you look back and think to yourself "why was I so stupid?"? That is all. ETA: PS: love ya! http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d168/sysops666/Mobile%20Uploads/videotogif_2016.10.01_21.50.13.gif View Quote Ed |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. Reminds me when I was a kid using a toilet paper cardboard center, Saran wrap, toilet paper for padding, and Crisco to make some killer fucking fleshlights. My mother always knew I would go to engineer school after that, and I did. You guys should try icy-hot. And get ready for the thrill ride of a lifetime!!! Boy are guys in for a treat when you discover the self lubricating vagina. Sounds gay. Ed |
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FUCK OBAMA !!
FUCK CUNT HILLARY !! MOLON LABE !! COME AND TAKE THEM !! LIVE FREE OR DIE !! DON'T TREAD ON ME !! |
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. Reminds me when I was a kid using a toilet paper cardboard center, Saran wrap, toilet paper for padding, and Crisco to make some killer fucking fleshlights. My mother always knew I would go to engineer school after that, and I did. You guys should try icy-hot. And get ready for the thrill ride of a lifetime!!! This is why I like to whack off dry |
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I was train in advance demolitions by the US army
there is no list made I am not on so if they want a piece better get in line right behind cancer I 've been kicking his ass for 5 years the DU crew can bring it. |
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. View Quote This |
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One time when I was a teenager I decided to jack off with toothpaste. I can only describe the feeling as flameless fire on my cock. I jumped into the shower to wash it off, and despite the heat being cranked up, it felt like liquid hydrogen was being poured onto my junk. Eventually it was washed off an I just jacked off with conditioner. View Quote A friend of mine used it once for lube with some girl he picked up on vacation, all he could find at the moment. I don't think his "date" found the experience to be so wonderful either. |
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