[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Geeky code humor (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 9/20/2006 12:29:36 PM EDT
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I don't care what language. Just post something funny. select * from butt where person_state = 'sitting on toliet' |
Yeah, see the ETA. This one should work on a more modern unix. ;) # make fire make: don't know how to make fire. Stop # why not? why: No match. |
works with korn on SCO Unix 
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I worked on MATLAB and SIMULINK for a bit and you could type in nonsense into their "command processor" and it would actually answer back after a bit. something like . . . > What's the meaning of life? It would answer > get your butt back to work and stop goofing around . . . |
Oh yeah. I see "if=/dev/zero" I guess I should have checked that out before I hit "enter". 
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Nope. Iterates through every hard drive in the system (both IDE and SCSI, it seems), and writes over them with zeros. Might kinda suck, if ya didn't mean it.
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Not really, but I think I see where you're going with this. It doesn't work, though. It would be nullus, unus, duo, tres, quattuor, quinque, sex, septem, octo, novem, decem, etc. not I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X etc. |
It says "I will not talk in class" 100 times. Real programmers don't need whitespace. That's for those Python weenies.
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Back in the good ole days of DOS, Norton had a hex editor. I modified my command.com file to show different outputs, e.g. if you typed a bad command, it would normally say "Bad command or filename". I changed it to "Way to go, stupid!" I did a few others like that. A while later after I received a new machine, I overheard someone in our department saying his PC is messed up and is calling him names. He had my old PC. Got a good laugh out of that. |
Okay, now that's funny. |
Man, that brings back memories. I totally forgot you could do that. I remember getting that idea on a BBS I was addicted to (kinda like ARFRCOM, come to think of it...). |
You guys are so new-school. I did that on my TRS-80 Model 4! [ETA] TRSDOS! |
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"...And the lord said, 'lo, there shall only be case or default labels inside a switch statement'" "type in (cast) must be scalar; ANSI 3.3.4; page 39, lines 10-11 (I know you don't care, I'm just trying to annoy you)" /. apple compiler errors ================================== && the most LoLtastic make run ever./ *ABSOLUTELY UNCHANGED COMPILER RESPONSES* (from a make of umoria 5.4 on an Apollo...) [monsoon:umoria] 19} make cc -O -c main.c Compiler Errors 99 divide by 0 error: can't find source 033 linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program cc -O -c misc1.c Compiler Errors 099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 086 sin | more souls >! /dev/hell cc -O -c misc2.c Compiler Errors 00 function 'fuckit' not defined 666 you're going to hell for this code style 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 088 Warning: i before e, except after ; cc -O -c misc3.c Compiler Errors 101 can't find library 'stdlib.h' ******** Line 1725 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 1858 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to mask is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 2203 of "misc3.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to flag is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c misc4.c Compiler Errors 14 parse error: I just don't get it 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail [email protected] < echo "Idiot coding c"' 1001001 funky cc -O -c store1.c Compiler Errors 14 parse error: I just don't get it 042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 1906 not a typewriter ******** Line 163 of "store1.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to min_sell is n ever used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c files.c Compiler Errors 77 You learned to program in FORTRAN didn't you? 1906 not a typewriter ******** Line 256 of "files.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to nobj is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 251 of "files.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to level is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c io.c Compiler Errors 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 1906 not a typewriter 000 cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway 088 Warning: i before e, except after ; 57 construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed ******** Line 1301 of "io.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to y is never used; assignment eliminated by optimizer. ******** Line 1403 of "io.c": [Warning #202] Value assigned to slen is never us ed; assignment eliminated by optimizer. cc -O -c create.c Compiler Errors 666 you're going to hell for this code style 055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function cc -O -c desc.c Compiler Errors 54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail [email protected] < echo "Idiot coding c"' 055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function cc -O -c generate.c Compiler Errors 099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times 1 FOAD 033 linker attempting to 'duck tape' this 'gerbil' of a program 055 trace warning: can't follow vectorized 'sprintf' function cc -O -c sets.c Compiler Errors 042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths 54 echo > /dev/console < 'mail [email protected] < echo "Idiot coding c"' 1001001 funky cc -O -c dungeon.c Compiler Errors 666 you're going to hell for this code style 1906 not a typewriter cc -O -c creature.c Compiler Errors 099 Warning: parser bug confuses : and ; and | at times cc -O -c eat.c Compiler Errors 042 Alert: this code has holes, check for /dev/moths 088 Warning: pointer passed to pointer; pointer loop 57 construct '{while i--, c_d(*(i)) == *r; <[op_"*++}' failed cc -O -c save.c Compiler Errors 1 FOAD 101 can't find library 'stdlib.h' 1906 not a typewriter 000 cpp says it's hopeless but trying anyway 0x098ff 0x0ff00 > 0xfffff !! > ? |
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static void MD5Transform(UINT4 state[4], unsigned char block[64]) { UINT4 a = state[0], b = state[1], c = state[2], d = state[3], x[16]; Decode (x, block, 64); /* Round 1 */ FF (a, b, c, d, x[ 0], S11, 0xd76aa478); /* 1 */ FF (d, a, b, c, x[ 1], S12, 0xe8c7b756); /* 2 */ FF (c, d, a, b, x[ 2], S13, 0x242070db); /* 3 */ FF (b, c, d, a, x[ 3], S14, 0xc1bdceee); /* 4 */ FF (a, b, c, d, x[ 4], S11, 0xf57c0faf); /* 5 */ FF (d, a, b, c, x[ 5], S12, 0x4787c62a); /* 6 */ FF (c, d, a, b, x[ 6], S13, 0xa8304613); /* 7 */ FF (b, c, d, a, x[ 7], S14, 0xfd469501); /* 8 */ FF (a, b, c, d, x[ 8], S11, 0x698098d8); /* 9 */ FF (d, a, b, c, x[ 9], S12, 0x8b44f7af); /* 10 */ FF (c, d, a, b, x[10], S13, 0xffff5bb1); /* 11 */ FF (b, c, d, a, x[11], S14, 0x895cd7be); /* 12 */ FF (a, b, c, d, x[12], S11, 0x6b901122); /* 13 */ FF (d, a, b, c, x[13], S12, 0xfd987193); /* 14 */ FF (c, d, a, b, x[14], S13, 0xa679438e); /* 15 */ FF (b, c, d, a, x[15], S14, 0x49b40821); /* 16 */ /* Round 2 */ GG (a, b, c, d, x[ 1], S21, 0xf61e2562); /* 17 */ GG (d, a, b, c, x[ 6], S22, 0xc040b340); /* 18 */ GG (c, d, a, b, x[11], S23, 0x265e5a51); /* 19 */ GG (b, c, d, a, x[ 0], S24, 0xe9b6c7aa); /* 20 */ GG (a, b, c, d, x[ 5], S21, 0xd62f105d); /* 21 */ GG (d, a, b, c, x[10], S22, 0x2441453); /* 22 */ GG (c, d, a, b, x[15], S23, 0xd8a1e681); /* 23 */ GG (b, c, d, a, x[ 4], S24, 0xe7d3fbc8); /* 24 */ GG (a, b, c, d, x[ 9], S21, 0x21e1cde6); /* 25 */ GG (d, a, b, c, x[14], S22, 0xc33707d6); /* 26 */ GG (c, d, a, b, x[ 3], S23, 0xf4d50d87); /* 27 */ GG (b, c, d, a, x[ 8], S24, 0x455a14ed); /* 28 */ GG (a, b, c, d, x[13], S21, 0xa9e3e905); /* 29 */ GG (d, a, b, c, x[ 2], S22, 0xfcefa3f8); /* 30 */ GG (c, d, a, b, x[ 7], S23, 0x676f02d9); /* 31 */ GG (b, c, d, a, x[12], S24, 0x8d2a4c8a); /* 32 */ /* Round 3 */ HH (a, b, c, d, x[ 5], S31, 0xfffa3942); /* 33 */ HH (d, a, b, c, x[ 8], S32, 0x8771f681); /* 34 */ HH (c, d, a, b, x[11], S33, 0x6d9d6122); /* 35 */ HH (b, c, d, a, x[14], S34, 0xfde5380c); /* 36 */ HH (a, b, c, d, x[ 1], S31, 0xa4beea44); /* 37 */ HH (d, a, b, c, x[ 4], S32, 0x4bdecfa9); /* 38 */ HH (c, d, a, b, x[ 7], S33, 0xf6bb4b60); /* 39 */ HH (b, c, d, a, x[10], S34, 0xbebfbc70); /* 40 */ HH (a, b, c, d, x[13], S31, 0x289b7ec6); /* 41 */ HH (d, a, b, c, x[ 0], S32, 0xeaa127fa); /* 42 */ HH (c, d, a, b, x[ 3], S33, 0xd4ef3085); /* 43 */ HH (b, c, d, a, x[ 6], S34, 0x4881d05); /* 44 */ HH (a, b, c, d, x[ 9], S31, 0xd9d4d039); /* 45 */ HH (d, a, b, c, x[12], S32, 0xe6db99e5); /* 46 */ HH (c, d, a, b, x[15], S33, 0x1fa27cf8); /* 47 */ HH (b, c, d, a, x[ 2], S34, 0xc4ac5665); /* 48 */ /* Round 4 */ II (a, b, c, d, x[ 0], S41, 0xf4292244); /* 49 */ II (d, a, b, c, x[ 7], S42, 0x432aff97); /* 50 */ II (c, d, a, b, x[14], S43, 0xab9423a7); /* 51 */ II (b, c, d, a, x[ 5], S44, 0xfc93a039); /* 52 */ II (a, b, c, d, x[12], S41, 0x655b59c3); /* 53 */ II (d, a, b, c, x[ 3], S42, 0x8f0ccc92); /* 54 */ II (c, d, a, b, x[10], S43, 0xffeff47d); /* 55 */ II (b, c, d, a, x[ 1], S44, 0x85845dd1); /* 56 */ II (a, b, c, d, x[ 8], S41, 0x6fa87e4f); /* 57 */ II (d, a, b, c, x[15], S42, 0xfe2ce6e0); /* 58 */ II (c, d, a, b, x[ 6], S43, 0xa3014314); /* 59 */ II (b, c, d, a, x[13], S44, 0x4e0811a1); /* 60 */ II (a, b, c, d, x[ 4], S41, 0xf7537e82); /* 61 */ II (d, a, b, c, x[11], S42, 0xbd3af235); /* 62 */ II (c, d, a, b, x[ 2], S43, 0x2ad7d2bb); /* 63 */ II (b, c, d, a, x[ 9], S44, 0xeb86d391); /* 64 */ state[0] += a; state[1] += b; state[2] += c; state[3] += d; MD5_memset ((POINTER)x, 0, sizeof (x)); } |
You will get different answers to that question depending on who you ask.  Basically we interface with the customer to (try) and determine what their functional requirements are for an application. We write the functional and technical requirements and pass them to the developers. We are by definition the referee between the testers, developers, program managers and developers during the development and testing process. There are many facets to the job, but mostly it's just meetings, briefings and banging on a keyboard all day. The pay is very good, but the hours suck sometimes. |
