Posted: 7/24/2014 7:40:37 PM EDT
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...sucks. Lacks flavor. Texture is wacky
Blue Bell FTMFW 
Italians should best stick to making exotic cars, spaghetti, and Gladiators. |
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...sucks. Lacks flavor. Texture is wacky Blue Bell FTMFW http://www.visitbrenhamtexas.com/images/Eat/Ice%20Cream/bluebell.jpg Italians should best stick to making exotic cars, spaghetti, and Gladiators. Dude. Bluebell is decent ice cream. However, comparing it to gelato is like comparing masturbation to actual sex. With an actual partner. Of the actual opposite sex. Who is actually really nice looking and very good at sex. Do you taste-bud, Bro? |
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Having tasted gelato in Taormina, Florence, Venice, and Rome I must say the OP is full of weapons grade malarkey Likewise. If you haven't had gelato in Rome or Florence, you have no idea what you are talking about and are incapable of making a valid comparison. 
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Yuuup. Or even real gelato stateside. What you get in the grocery store is not a good rendition of gelato. Quoted:
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Know how I know OP hasn't been to Europe? Yuuup. Or even real gelato stateside. What you get in the grocery store is not a good rendition of gelato. I've yet to find gelato stateside that is anywhere close to Italian gelato. Any suggestions? |
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Concur, Blue Bell is good but stracciatella for the win, clearly OP has never been to Rome. Quoted:
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I'm sorry OP but you might be functionally retarded. Concur, Blue Bell is good but stracciatella for the win, clearly OP has never been to Rome. Old Bridge FTW!  
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