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8/28/2014 4:18:06 PM EDT
Who was he? How did he acquire such renown for his favored chicken dinner? This mystery makes me feel like historians have failed us.

Thoughts?
8/28/2014 4:19:02 PM EDT
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Not sure but he makes a mean cat.
8/28/2014 4:19:19 PM EDT
[#2]
Colonel Sander's superior officer
8/28/2014 4:20:19 PM EDT
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Love that stuff when the pu the broccoli in it.  Ummmmm
8/28/2014 4:20:24 PM EDT
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What about his half brother arch nemesis, Sesame?
8/28/2014 4:21:29 PM EDT
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I heard he was a chicken
8/28/2014 4:21:46 PM EDT
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Wasn't he defeated at Kiev
8/28/2014 4:21:59 PM EDT
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8/28/2014 4:22:38 PM EDT
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Tso Tsung-T'ang
8/28/2014 4:22:43 PM EDT
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Go to China and order it. You will then find out.
8/28/2014 4:23:08 PM EDT
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Traditional General Tso's chicken actually is Duck

There is no need to batter the meat, as it is already extremely fatty.
8/28/2014 4:23:32 PM EDT
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Several Muslim generals, such as Ma Zhan'ao, Ma Anliang, Ma Qianling, Dong Fuxiang, and Ma Haiyan from Hezhou, who had defected to General Zuo's army, helped him crush the "Muslim rebels"
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Sounds like he was a boss.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zuo_Zongtang
8/28/2014 4:23:35 PM EDT
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I don't want to go that far, tell is what happens.
8/28/2014 4:23:42 PM EDT
[#13]
Our General Tao ...

8/28/2014 4:24:41 PM EDT
[#14]
He slept on a bed of rice
8/28/2014 4:25:07 PM EDT
[#15]
Having a chicken dish named for you is China's highest military honor.
8/28/2014 4:26:41 PM EDT
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Sounds velly daricious !


Kiev...very funny...
8/28/2014 4:28:23 PM EDT
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Winner!

 


8/28/2014 4:30:40 PM EDT
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Colonel Sander's superior officer
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Winner.
8/28/2014 4:30:48 PM EDT
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I'm hungry again.  Thanks.
8/28/2014 4:32:19 PM EDT
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Is that a beer? Is it any good?
8/28/2014 4:38:13 PM EDT
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I heard he was a chicken
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8/28/2014 4:40:15 PM EDT
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Betcha dim summed about an hour ago....
8/28/2014 4:40:46 PM EDT
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Damn. The pic has reminded me that when I ordered I forgot to specify no broccoli. It's been a long time since a vegetable has made it into my home but it seems that offending broccoli will soon slip in until I can pitch in the trash can with my AK.
8/28/2014 4:41:34 PM EDT
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Asians know how to cook!
8/28/2014 4:42:21 PM EDT
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See the movie, Red Cliff.  General Tso is a leading figure in that movie.  It's based on the Chinese story, The Three Kingdoms.  It's a classic that every Chinese kid knows (much like us knowing about Washington crossing the Delaware and killing the Germans on Christmas ).

I brought back a three volume set of that book but never got to reading it.  I have to sit down and read it.  Some of the strategy described in it was used by the Commies to defeat the Nationalists.
8/28/2014 4:43:55 PM EDT
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Meow
8/28/2014 4:50:28 PM EDT
[#27]
It must be TSo.
8/28/2014 4:55:14 PM EDT
[#28]
Here is my Siamese named General Tso.  Yes, he is eating General Tso - mind blown.


























Little furry bastard eats waffles too.

8/28/2014 4:55:34 PM EDT
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We think alike.

I was going to make this same post a couple of days ago but got side tracked and forgot to.

Who IS General Tso, anyway?


General Tso
8/28/2014 4:57:15 PM EDT
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Broccoli is the fucking devil. Tastes like shit, and smells like shit. It's the only veggie I won't eat.
8/28/2014 4:57:31 PM EDT
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He is weak when compated to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Subutai



 
8/28/2014 5:00:18 PM EDT
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I don't know, but I hear he was Tso good.
8/28/2014 5:04:08 PM EDT
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That's horrible
8/28/2014 5:11:37 PM EDT
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I had some General Tso in my mouth tonight as well.
8/28/2014 5:12:57 PM EDT
[#35]
I think he must have been a well-respected pet shop owner.


You've heard of the honorary title of Kentucky Colonel, right?  Like Colonel Sanders?

Same thing, I think.
8/28/2014 5:20:25 PM EDT
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It's come and gone. I think my eyes were far too greedy for my stomach and my stubborn nature would not allow me to quit when delicious chicken was still on the plate. I think it was eggrolls that really did me in. I'm afraid I can only give thanks once again to General Tso and bow out of this thread to spend the remainder of the night in some kind of digestion coma.
8/28/2014 5:23:16 PM EDT
[#37]
YUM!! X-tra spicy for me , please
8/28/2014 5:34:50 PM EDT
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Now that we have cleared this up can someone tell me why Rangoon crabs have a very cream cheesy texture and taste?
8/28/2014 5:35:26 PM EDT
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YUM!! X-tra spicy for me , please
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There is no other way.
8/28/2014 5:36:22 PM EDT
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Is that a beer? Is it any good?
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Is that a beer? Is it any good?


Left Hand brewery Nitro Milk Stout is one of the world's best beers.
8/28/2014 5:39:54 PM EDT
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Here is my Siamese named General Tso.  Yes, he is eating General Tso - mind blown.

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Cannibal cat.
8/28/2014 6:01:30 PM EDT
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Cannibal cat.
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Cannibal cat.


I surprised the little fucker doesnt eat his own shit.
8/28/2014 6:07:55 PM EDT
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Do you even imitation crab meat bro?

8/28/2014 6:13:56 PM EDT
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Dish was named in the 1970s after this Chinese General of the 1870s.

8/28/2014 6:16:51 PM EDT
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Blue Star Ointment is generally used with crabs.
8/28/2014 6:25:58 PM EDT
[#46]
No idea but he is a tasty SOB.
8/28/2014 6:30:48 PM EDT
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The General has defeated many a toilet bowl in his day.  
8/28/2014 6:32:20 PM EDT
[#48]
Thank you for this thread.
8/28/2014 6:32:26 PM EDT
[#49]
I feel like South Park has covered this.
8/28/2014 6:36:48 PM EDT
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Welcome to shitty wok can I take ya ordah?
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