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1/31/2014 5:29:15 PM EDT
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Fo' all y'all biotches who wanna find shiznit!

1/31/2014 5:38:40 PM EDT
[#1]
LaRue Tactical Beeotch


That is funny shit
1/31/2014 5:42:04 PM EDT
[#2]


Da Dead Center of Precision.


       

         
Yo muthafucka, n' welcome ta tha Dead Center of Precision.


         
I be Mark LaRue n' all of our asses here at LT want yo'
bidnizz. Be advised, you don't gotta "log-on" ta look round our joint,
so just have at dat shit. E-mail our asses wit any thangs you may have
n' we'll answer dem as quick as we can.




We make all dis shiznit right here up in our own thang CNC machine shop.
I dropped dis shop up in 1980 ... we know machinin n' folks tell our
asses it shows. Our phat point is our guarantee - "If you ain't happy,
then we ain't happy". This "Lifetime" guarantee means as long as I be
kickin it you can return any defectizzle LaRue Tactical manufactured
part fo' a gangbangin' full refund or exchange. :-) Click here fo' full policy.



         
Thatz bout it, enjoy.


       
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1/31/2014 5:48:56 PM EDT
[#3]
I'm dyin; here.


Pizza
From Wikipizzle, tha free encyclopedia

Pizza (Listeni/'pi?ts?/, Italian pronunciation: ['pittsa]) be a oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped wit a tomato sauce, cheese n' various toppings. Da modern pizzy was invented up in Naples, Italy, n' tha dish has since become ghettofab up in nuff partz of tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass.[1] An establishment dat make n' sells pizzys is called a "pizzeria". Many varietizzlez of pizzy exist ghettowide, along wit nuff muthafuckin dish variants based upon pizzy. Pizzy is cooked up in various typez of ovens, n' a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diverse variety of ingredients n' toppings is utilized. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In 2009, upon Italyz request, Neapolitan pizzy was safeguarded up in tha European Union as a Traditionizzle Specialitizzle Guaranteed dish
1/31/2014 5:49:15 PM EDT
[#4]
Da Firearm Blog Reviewing Gunz and Shit
1/31/2014 5:51:46 PM EDT
[#5]
On tha theory of relativity[edit]

Einstein stated dat tha theory of relativitizzle belongs ta a cold-ass lil class of "principle-theories" fo' realz. As such it employs a analytic method. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This means dat tha elements which comprise dis theory is not based on hypothesis but on empirical discovery. Da empirical discovery leadz ta understandin tha general characteristics of natural processes. Mathematical models is then pimped which separate tha natural processes tha fuck into theoretical-mathematical descriptions. Therefore, by analytical means tha necessary conditions dat gotta be satisfied is deduced. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Separate events must satisfy these conditions. Experience should then match tha conclusions.[7]

Da special theory of relativitizzle n' tha general theory of relativitizzle is connected. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! This type'a shiznit happens all tha time fo' realz. As stated below, special theory of relativitizzle applies ta all physical phenomena except gravity. Da general theory serves up tha law of gravitation, n' its relation ta other forcez of nature.[7]
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I can't stop posting this stuff, it's too funny.
1/31/2014 5:53:54 PM EDT
[#6]
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LaRue Tactical Beeotch


That is funny shit
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lol!  
1/31/2014 5:55:33 PM EDT
[#7]





Yo, wuz crackalackin', biatch? Yo ass is smokin Da Dude Depot.


Why shop wit us?


Because
yo ass be a man. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz.
A slick mix of Jizzy Weezy n' Steve McQueen. I aint talkin' bout
chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. A playa whoz ass demandz his dem hoes
put tha seat up afta each use fo' realz. A playa whoz ass shaves wit a
straight razor n' rides hard fo' tha smell of diesel. Yo ass know what
tha fuck you like n' itz all here fo' tha taking.

As
pimps ourselves we know dat what tha fuck you want is shizzle dat work
when you need em. We at Da Dude Depot only push top shelf shizzle dat
done been field tested n' verified ta work as advertised. Y'all KNOW dat
shit, muthafucka! No fluff, no filler, 100% genuine shizzle wit MSG
added cuz you can handle it, dammit.

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1/31/2014 5:57:53 PM EDT
[#8]
1/31/2014 6:03:36 PM EDT
[#9]
Welcome to 2005.
1/31/2014 6:05:07 PM EDT
[#10]
Holy shit.

This changes everything.
1/31/2014 6:05:48 PM EDT
[#11]

We killed it.



 
1/31/2014 6:09:10 PM EDT
[#12]



 
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What Tha Ghetto's CEOs Straight-Up Think

Submitted by Tyla Durden on 01/31/2014 - 20:40






With analysts preferrin gloss over tha massive bellwether stock
earnings  misses, focus on non-GAAP manufactured releases, n' clin  
optimistically ta hopes dat weak performance, inclement weather, n' volatile currency fluctuations will all go away soon
n' dat tha future looks rosy. But fuck dat shiznit yo, tha word on tha
street is dat as Bloombergz Slick Rick Yamarone notes, tha US economizzle continues ta clin ta a oldschool subpar growth n' CEO comments hardly support any hope fo' a cold-ass lil chizzle.






1/31/2014 6:11:06 PM EDT
[#13]
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1/31/2014 6:15:42 PM EDT
[#14]
Facebizzle
1/31/2014 6:20:11 PM EDT
[#15]

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Welcome to 2005.
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Sorry.  I'm new to the Internet.  I'm trying to catch up.

 
1/31/2014 6:25:50 PM EDT
[#16]
someone send that to Mark.
1/31/2014 6:27:24 PM EDT
[#17]
I am crying!! Have it translate the Gettysburg Address "Four score n' seven muthafuckin years ago our fathers brought forth on dis continent, a new nation, conceived up in Liberty, n' all bout tha proposizzle dat all pimps are pimped equal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack.
1/31/2014 6:38:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Now check this shit out.

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