Posted: 2/9/2014 4:51:37 AM EDT
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> > > Bob, a young journalism graduate from Tennessee had gone to work for the > New > York Times. > > His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. > > An idea came to Bob and he returned to one of the most remote areas he > knew > of in his home state of Arkansas. > > Deep in the woods, Bob came upon a farmer's house and decided this would > be > a good place to start. > > He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was > there. > > The farmer (named Farmer Dick) agreed to answer his questions. > > Bob asked Farmer Dick what event in his life had made him the happiest. > > Farmer Dick replied, "One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all > formed a posse and found it. After we all had sex with it, we took it back > to the farmer that lost it." > > "I can't print that," said Bob, the reporter. > > "Is there another event that made you really happy?" > > Farmer Dick thought for a minute and said, "Yep. One time the daughter of > another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin' young girl. We all > formed a posse and found her. After all of us had sex with her, we took > her > back to her daddy." > > Again Bob knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different > tack. > > He asked Farmer Dick, "Is there any event in your life that has made you > really sad?" > > Farmer Dick hung his head and replied, "Well, I got lost once." > |
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Can you blame him for trying? and will this topic go to 2 pages? this is important stuff man.  Quoted:
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Fast edit. But how were you trying to own the 2nd page in the first posting of your own topic? Can you blame him for trying? and will this topic go to 2 pages? this is important stuff man. Im not even sure what the topic is but I think Op may be drunk.
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Im not even sure what the topic is but I think Op may be drunk. Quoted:
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Fast edit. But how were you trying to own the 2nd page in the first posting of your own topic? Can you blame him for trying? and will this topic go to 2 pages? this is important stuff man. Im not even sure what the topic is but I think Op may be drunk. Do we really need a point? this is GD after all.
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> > > Bob, a young journalism graduate from Tennessee had gone to work for the > New > York Times. > > His first assignment was to write a brief human interest story. > > An idea came to Bob and he returned to one of the most remote areas he > knew > of in his home state of Arkansas. > > Deep in the woods, Bob came upon a farmer's house and decided this would > be > a good place to start. > > He introduced himself to the back country farmer and explained why he was > there. > > The farmer (named Farmer Dick) agreed to answer his questions. > > Bob asked Farmer Dick what event in his life had made him the happiest. > > Farmer Dick replied, "One time a neighbor lost one of his sheep. We all > formed a posse and found it. After we all had sex with it, we took it back > to the farmer that lost it." > > "I can't print that," said Bob, the reporter. > > "Is there another event that made you really happy?" > > Farmer Dick thought for a minute and said, "Yep. One time the daughter of > another local farmer got lost. She was a good-lookin' young girl. We all > formed a posse and found her. After all of us had sex with her, we took > her > back to her daddy." > > Again Bob knew he couldn't print the story and decided to take a different > tack. > > He asked Farmer Dick, "Is there any event in your life that has made you > really sad?" > > Farmer Dick hung his head and replied, "Well, I got lost once." > So.....what part of up North are you from? |
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