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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 1:02:57 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 1:06:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:

Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.

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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:
Originally Posted By bjkb1f:


I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one?


Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.



Fantastic.  Stolen.

No free-loading


Link Posted: 12/21/2023 1:18:19 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Wineraner:


Fantastic.  Stolen.

No free-loading


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Originally Posted By Wineraner:
Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:
Originally Posted By bjkb1f:


I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one?


Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.



Fantastic.  Stolen.

No free-loading



Considering I stole it from a short story or web comic I read many years ago, I can't exactly claim it as my own.

I've been trying to track down the original source material again for years, but searching for "Hitler fights time traveling assassins" always leads to some interesting search results...

This is the closest I have found so far:



https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct

The whole premise still makes me laugh!
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 1:27:39 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 2:02:59 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:

Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.

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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:
Originally Posted By bjkb1f:


I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one?


Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.


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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 2:23:48 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:

Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.

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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:
Originally Posted By bjkb1f:


I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one?


Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity.

Hear me out...

In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it?

Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course.

Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins.

Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them?

Hitler, that's who.

I rest my case.



Now, imagine they are all snakes...

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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 2:34:30 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks:


Now, imagine they are all snakes...

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61458/Snakehitler_jpg-3066419.JPG


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Hissler?
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 2:46:15 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 2:54:58 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Obo2:

It is an interesting thought experiment to consider how the world might look today if the allies didn't do the whole lend lease and d day things and the germans stamped out the bolsheviks.

Apart from the whole racial purity and genocide business...
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If you survey all the worst people doing all the worst things: pedophiles, vulture capitalists, antifa, neocons, globalists, groomers, wokestors, they'll all tell you the thing they fear most is Nazis.

Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are...
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 2:58:33 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 3:07:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Freiheit338:
If you survey all the worst people doing all the worst things: pedophiles, vulture capitalists, antifa, neocons, globalists, groomers, wokestors, they'll all tell you the thing they fear most is Nazis.

Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are...
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 3:54:39 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By mPisi:







I just thought this was interesting showing up on Reddit - a whole group focused on complaining about Canadian immigration
https://old.reddit.com/r/MassImmigrationCanada/


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https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/11111111111ktst5v89lh7c1_jpeg-3066020.JPG

Remember when the big news was cat buttholes or not?  We were so young.
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Get both; Keith Laumer approved!


Link Posted: 12/21/2023 3:55:52 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By kozaki:

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111GBviu02WIAAcFFe_jpg-3066018.JPG

Get both; Keith Laumer approved!


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Hellbores!

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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 4:05:18 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 4:14:12 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By redoubt:
Hellbores!

ETA: Adding a relevant funny.
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Damn right!


Link Posted: 12/21/2023 4:52:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FreefallRet:
Save Hitler, Israel would give me millions for him.
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there is that.

and I want 100acres with a gun range and a single copy of every gun isreal made that I can pick up and put in my car plus a metric crapton of ammo

ok Hitler you're coming with me
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 5:38:13 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 6:14:12 PM EDT
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Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon.
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 6:20:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By rcav8r:



Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon.
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Originally Posted By rcav8r:



Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon.

Kum and Go is hard to beat
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 6:39:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Freiheit338:
If you survey all the worst people doing all the worst things: pedophiles, vulture capitalists, antifa, neocons, globalists, groomers, wokestors, they'll all tell you the thing they fear most is Nazis.

Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are...
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/215362/HkL9cA5_jpg-3066446.JPG


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Originally Posted By Freiheit338:
Originally Posted By Obo2:

It is an interesting thought experiment to consider how the world might look today if the allies didn't do the whole lend lease and d day things and the germans stamped out the bolsheviks.

Apart from the whole racial purity and genocide business...
If you survey all the worst people doing all the worst things: pedophiles, vulture capitalists, antifa, neocons, globalists, groomers, wokestors, they'll all tell you the thing they fear most is Nazis.

Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are...
https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/215362/HkL9cA5_jpg-3066446.JPG


Here ya go.

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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 7:06:15 PM EDT
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Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs*

ETA: Fixed
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 7:47:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By skizdawg:
https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275

Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs*
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 7:57:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By skizdawg:
https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275

Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs*
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I now need the link to that full podcast.
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 7:59:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 8:17:45 PM EDT
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I figured if it's good enough to get deleted, we should post it here
Link Posted: 12/21/2023 8:48:47 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 8:49:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By skizdawg:
https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275

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Savage
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 9:12:53 PM EDT
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Threads been harsh, let's lighten things up for the season.

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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 9:25:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/21/2023 9:40:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06:

I now need the link to that full podcast.
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Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06:
Originally Posted By skizdawg:
https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275

Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs*

I now need the link to that full podcast.

Dude was definitely hurting some feelings.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 1:28:06 AM EDT
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I have not been a Yarvin fan of late but this was really good.
https://graymirror.substack.com/p/a-techno-pessimist-manifesto
I call my therapy the “Johannesburg protocol.” It costs about five thousand dollars. The protocol is: fly to Johannesburg. Spend a week walking around the city. Stay safe. Make sure your hotel has a generator. See Johannesburg—capital of the Rainbow Nation—see the future.

And when you get back, assuming you get back, take a day to think about how AI will fix South Africa. Or… VR will fix South Africa? Or crypto? Or whatever…
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Johannesburg and Kinshasa have the same technology level as Palo Alto and Berkeley. The rules of physics are the same. Your iPhone works there. It wasn’t made there, but it could have been. The same textbooks and papers are available there as here. The human heart transplant was even invented in Johannesburg. Something has gone backward—it wasn’t technology.
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I don't understand people taking a shit at work.  I had to laugh when we moved into a new office this year and there was a guy taking a dump at 7:30AM on the first day.  You might think that's the only time it's clean but you know some construction workers had been destroying it for weeks.  But isn't it just more comfortable at home?  Anyways...
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Link Posted: 12/22/2023 8:40:36 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06:

I now need the link to that full podcast.
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Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06:
Originally Posted By skizdawg:
https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275

Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs*

I now need the link to that full podcast.


There is a new app called youtube --

FIGHT?! Adam22 RAGE QUIT?! She CAN NOT Be Loyal?! Virgin & Tradwife vs. OF Girls! | Dating Talk #127


The segment that the clip is from is at 41:40
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 10:08:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By rcav8r:



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The Casey's breakfast pizza alliance will never allow it.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 10:33:03 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By tornadochaser:


The Casey's breakfast pizza alliance will never allow it.
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Originally Posted By tornadochaser:
Originally Posted By rcav8r:



Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon.


The Casey's breakfast pizza alliance will never allow it.


Depends on which side the Menards People's Front jumps in on.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 10:45:14 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By 762xIAN:


I'm damn smack in the middle of the Sheetz Free State, not sure if that's a good thing.
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Same here, it is a good thing. Wawa is starting to encroach though.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 10:56:36 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/22/2023 11:11:44 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By APPARITION:

Kum and Go is hard to beat
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PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 11:44:26 AM EDT
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81 million votes. LGB
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 11:46:45 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/22/2023 11:48:27 AM EDT
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Having 4 names is white supremacy.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 11:50:36 AM EDT
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I don't know what talking dinosaurs have to do with white supremacy.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 11:54:23 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen:

Considering I stole it from a short story or web comic I read many years ago, I can't exactly claim it as my own.

I've been trying to track down the original source material again for years, but searching for "Hitler fights time traveling assassins" always leads to some interesting search results...

This is the closest I have found so far:

https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hitler_time_travelers.jpg

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct

The whole premise still makes me laugh!
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That Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 12:17:20 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RickFinsta:


PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
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Originally Posted By RickFinsta:
Originally Posted By APPARITION:

Kum and Go is hard to beat


PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

*ahem*, you mean ejaculate and evacuate
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 12:24:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By RickFinsta:


PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS
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Originally Posted By RickFinsta:
Originally Posted By APPARITION:

Kum and Go is hard to beat


PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

I've heard of those, should reverse order
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 12:37:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JTHM242:


Depends on which side the Menards People's Front jumps in on.
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.....I just Realized,  you ain't wrong...
Culver's may play a role too. Maybe.
Link Posted: 12/22/2023 12:46:46 PM EDT
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Guess somebody was wasting site resources again.

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