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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Originally Posted By bjkb1f: I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one? Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. Fantastic. Stolen. No free-loading Rick the door technician (@cryptobawt) December 20, 2023 |
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Originally Posted By Wineraner: Fantastic. Stolen. No free-loading Rick the door technician (@cryptobawt) December 20, 2023 View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Wineraner: Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Originally Posted By bjkb1f: I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one? Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. Fantastic. Stolen. No free-loading Rick the door technician (@cryptobawt) December 20, 2023 Considering I stole it from a short story or web comic I read many years ago, I can't exactly claim it as my own. I've been trying to track down the original source material again for years, but searching for "Hitler fights time traveling assassins" always leads to some interesting search results... This is the closest I have found so far: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct The whole premise still makes me laugh! |
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Life is about choices.
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Originally Posted By bjkb1f: I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one? Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. Attached File |
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Originally Posted By bjkb1f: I CAN save one. But do I HAVE TO save one? Well, Hitler IS the obvious choice. After all, there may come a time where he's the only man who can save all of humanity. Hear me out... In the future, if a person ever manages to build a time machine, what's the first thing they're going to do with it? Go back in time and kill Hitler, of course. Now imagine that this happens so frequently, Hitler ends up becoming a master at stopping time traveling assassins. Now picture a peaceful utopian future where mankind has set aside their differences, as well as their weapons of war, but suddenly a group of time traveling assassins shows up trying to take over the world. Who would be able to stop them? Hitler, that's who. I rest my case. Now, imagine they are all snakes... Attached File |
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"Everything woke turns to shit" - Donald J. Trump
FUCK JOE BIDEN! |
Originally Posted By Cpt_Kirks: Now, imagine they are all snakes... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/61458/Snakehitler_jpg-3066419.JPG View Quote Hissler? |
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Originally Posted By Obo2: It is an interesting thought experiment to consider how the world might look today if the allies didn't do the whole lend lease and d day things and the germans stamped out the bolsheviks. Apart from the whole racial purity and genocide business... View Quote Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are... Attached File |
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The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them.
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Now fellate me, as I eat this expensive ham.
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Originally Posted By Freiheit338: If you survey all the worst people doing all the worst things: pedophiles, vulture capitalists, antifa, neocons, globalists, groomers, wokestors, they'll all tell you the thing they fear most is Nazis. Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/215362/HkL9cA5_jpg-3066446.JPG View Quote Attached File |
Look, yes, I have banged HUNDREDS of broads. INTERNATIONALLY. But know this - I wrap my rascal, TWO TIMES, cuz I like it to be joyless and without sensation. It's a way of punishing supermodels.
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I just thought this was interesting showing up on Reddit - a whole group focused on complaining about Canadian immigration https://old.reddit.com/r/MassImmigrationCanada/ https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/21111111111111GBvfLYqasAAPK_m_png-3066017.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111GBviu02WIAAcFFe_jpg-3066018.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/11111111111111GBzSO2JWYAEh9pN_jpg-3066019.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/11111111111ktst5v89lh7c1_jpeg-3066020.JPG Remember when the big news was cat buttholes or not? We were so young. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/11111111111p53kq608ih7c1_jpeg-3066021.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111v4hoocjuyg7c1_jpg-3066022.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/11111111111115ypk3xbfqg7c1_jpeg-3066023.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111165hqqcz79i7c1_jpeg-3066024.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111rhhcy7xvrg7c1_jpeg-3066028.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111111GB06m8JW4AAhQGp_jpg-3066029.JPG https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/111111111111GBzcSPrXoAA_7l9_jpg-3066031.JPG View Quote Attached File Get both; Keith Laumer approved! |
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"I assure you, Mr. Mowry, that I am quite serious when I ask you to oblige by walking bow-legged."
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Originally Posted By kozaki: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/1111111111111GBviu02WIAAcFFe_jpg-3066018.JPG Get both; Keith Laumer approved! View Quote ETA: Adding a relevant funny. Attached File |
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Life is about choices.
If you make a mistake once, it's a mistake. You make the same mistake again, that's a choice. |
Always blame autocorrect.
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Originally Posted By M1Zeppelin: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/546188/IMG_0312_jpeg-3066196.JPG View Quote |
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Originally Posted By redoubt: Hellbores! ETA: Adding a relevant funny. https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/74363/bolohellbore_jpg-3066512.JPG View Quote Damn right! |
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"I assure you, Mr. Mowry, that I am quite serious when I ask you to oblige by walking bow-legged."
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Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/111111111111GBzcSPrXoAA_7l9_jpg-3066031.JPG View Quote Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon. |
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Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks |
Originally Posted By rcav8r: Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By rcav8r: Originally Posted By mPisi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/13081/111111111111GBzcSPrXoAA_7l9_jpg-3066031.JPG Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon. Kum and Go is hard to beat |
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Originally Posted By Freiheit338: If you survey all the worst people doing all the worst things: pedophiles, vulture capitalists, antifa, neocons, globalists, groomers, wokestors, they'll all tell you the thing they fear most is Nazis. Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/215362/HkL9cA5_jpg-3066446.JPG View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Freiheit338: Originally Posted By Obo2: It is an interesting thought experiment to consider how the world might look today if the allies didn't do the whole lend lease and d day things and the germans stamped out the bolsheviks. Apart from the whole racial purity and genocide business... Maybe it's time to reconsider who the good guys are... https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/215362/HkL9cA5_jpg-3066446.JPG Attached File |
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History indicates that Conservative Americans only have three speeds: silence, peaceful protest rallies, and Total Industrialized Warfare. They excel at the latter.
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Find around and fuck out.
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Rage is the response to the primary stimulus of thwarting, something interfering with our….behavior. Our actions.
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Originally Posted By skizdawg: https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275 Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs* View Quote |
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You must hate a Democrat as you would the Devil.
Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue. NorCal_LEO-assigned callsign Bulkhead |
Originally Posted By skizdawg: https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275 Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs* View Quote I now need the link to that full podcast. |
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WTF is up with this bullshit anti-bayo lug crap. Was there a group of irrate japanese guys bonzai charging disabled school children and puppies that I wasn't aware of?
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Originally Posted By skizdawg: https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275 Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs* View Quote Savage |
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Don't ever become a pessimist... a pessimist is correct oftener than an optimist, but an optimist has more fun, and neither can stop the march of events.
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"Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things" Marvin Heemeyer
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If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic
No situation is ever so bad that the government can't make it worse. |
Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: I now need the link to that full podcast. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: Originally Posted By skizdawg: https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275 Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs* I now need the link to that full podcast. Dude was definitely hurting some feelings. |
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I have not been a Yarvin fan of late but this was really good.
https://graymirror.substack.com/p/a-techno-pessimist-manifesto I call my therapy the “Johannesburg protocol.” It costs about five thousand dollars. The protocol is: fly to Johannesburg. Spend a week walking around the city. Stay safe. Make sure your hotel has a generator. See Johannesburg—capital of the Rainbow Nation—see the future. And when you get back, assuming you get back, take a day to think about how AI will fix South Africa. Or… VR will fix South Africa? Or crypto? Or whatever… . . . Johannesburg and Kinshasa have the same technology level as Palo Alto and Berkeley. The rules of physics are the same. Your iPhone works there. It wasn’t made there, but it could have been. The same textbooks and papers are available there as here. The human heart transplant was even invented in Johannesburg. Something has gone backward—it wasn’t technology. View Quote
Attached File Attached File I don't understand people taking a shit at work. I had to laugh when we moved into a new office this year and there was a guy taking a dump at 7:30AM on the first day. You might think that's the only time it's clean but you know some construction workers had been destroying it for weeks. But isn't it just more comfortable at home? Anyways... Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Evergreen, apparently Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File Attached File |
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"And I never did get my lawnmower back!" - Bandit 6
"On the bright side, the money we saved by not going to Mars in the 1970s, we spent on welfare and public schools." - @MorlockP |
Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: I now need the link to that full podcast. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Silverbulletz06: Originally Posted By skizdawg: https://x.com/JebraFaushay/status/1737494694806880275 Tried embedding with the ? and everything after removed and it didn't work. Sorry *shrugs* I now need the link to that full podcast. There is a new app called youtube -- FIGHT?! Adam22 RAGE QUIT?! She CAN NOT Be Loyal?! Virgin & Tradwife vs. OF Girls! | Dating Talk #127 The segment that the clip is from is at 41:40 |
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Rivethead, Gun Owner...., yes, we do exist (H+)
TN, USA
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Originally Posted By tornadochaser: The Casey's breakfast pizza alliance will never allow it. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By tornadochaser: Originally Posted By rcav8r: Kwik Trip will rule the upper Midwest soon. The Casey's breakfast pizza alliance will never allow it. Depends on which side the Menards People's Front jumps in on. |
Ich Bin Dein Gummibär
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If some catastrophic event happens and most of humanity is wiped from the face of the earth, the only people left to hang out with will be you guys! Oh the horror! -- Boombastic
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"History is not there for you to like or dislike. It is there for you to learn from it. And if it offends you, even better. Because then you are less likely to repeat it." LtCol Allen West
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Having 4 names is white supremacy.
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Magadonia
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Originally Posted By diggerwolf: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/134379/1000010643_jpg-3067253.JPG View Quote I don't know what talking dinosaurs have to do with white supremacy. |
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Originally Posted By ConcernedCitizen: Considering I stole it from a short story or web comic I read many years ago, I can't exactly claim it as my own. I've been trying to track down the original source material again for years, but searching for "Hitler fights time traveling assassins" always leads to some interesting search results... This is the closest I have found so far: https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/hitler_time_travelers.jpg https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/HitlersTimeTravelExemptionAct The whole premise still makes me laugh! View Quote That Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal webcomic. |
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Originally Posted By RickFinsta: PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RickFinsta: Originally Posted By APPARITION: Kum and Go is hard to beat PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS *ahem*, you mean ejaculate and evacuate |
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...in Minecraft
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Originally Posted By RickFinsta: PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By RickFinsta: Originally Posted By APPARITION: Kum and Go is hard to beat PUMP N' MUNCH MASTER RACE WILL RULE SUPREME FOR A THOUSAND YEARS I've heard of those, should reverse order |
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"You know how butt ugly people are said to have hit every branch on the way down the ugly tree.
Well, the dumbass tree done drilled you in the butt and laid eggs in ya." -RJinks |
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