Good Way To End

Posted: 2/24/2003 5:02:45 PM EDT

So a guy came over today to fix a small problem with our washing machine. Took about 10 minutes. No big deal.

Well right when he was about to leave he happened to ask how many acres we have with our house.

I made the mistake of answering him.

Well, turns out this guy was a "gabber", and kept going on and on about all kinds of crap.

I was sitting there wondering how to get this guy to shut up with the small talk and leave, and then it came to me.

I let out a nice, silent steady stream of flatulence. Smiling and nodding the entire time.

Needless to say it stunk bad.

And he left.

Posted: 2/24/2003 5:19:14 PM EDT

[#1]

"I have to go return videos"

Posted: 2/24/2003 5:24:59 PM EDT

[#2]

Damn, sorry I even asked... if you wanted me to leave you could have just asked...

...Smelly Ass Bastard.

[;)]

Posted: 2/24/2003 5:31:16 PM EDT

[#3]

Just to make Defrige feel better, I'll pad his post. [;)]

Posted: 2/24/2003 6:43:04 PM EDT

[#4]

Hmmmmmmm...this might explain why no one ever lingers to small talk with me. I [i]thought[/i] I was being discrete.[:X*]

ByteTheBullet (-:

Posted: 2/24/2003 6:48:37 PM EDT

[#5]

Nice to know there are some people that truly can take a hint...[:D]

Posted: 2/24/2003 6:50:22 PM EDT

[#6]

this is the funniest thing i have read all night!!

Posted: 2/24/2003 7:58:52 PM EDT

[#7]

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"I have to go return videos"

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paul allen?

Posted: 2/24/2003 8:15:40 PM EDT

[#8]

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"I have to go return videos"

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paul allen?

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No, Patrick Bateman.

Posted: 2/24/2003 8:34:01 PM EDT

[#9]

Can you do it on demand??
If so, can you teach others how?? [:D]

Posted: 2/24/2003 8:44:45 PM EDT

[#10]

Damn, when I was at your house I gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed it was one of the dogs. Next time just say GTFOOH. [fart]

[BD]

Posted: 2/25/2003 4:48:19 AM EDT

[#11]

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Can you do it on demand??
If so, can you teach others how?? [:D]

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No, unfortunately I don't have that superpower. I was just conveniently gassy. [:)]

Beekeeper, it may be hard to believe, but it really WAS my dog.

Really!

Posted: 2/25/2003 4:58:05 AM EDT

[#12]

Low yield bio weapon...I'm glad there wasn't a spark.

Posted: 3/1/2003 10:14:37 PM EDT

[#13]

[rofl2]

Posted: 3/1/2003 10:42:41 PM EDT

[#14]

Do you guys know why I'm laughing so hard?

I had beer and White Castles for lunch, and my eyes are burning... I CAN'T STAND MYSELF!!![fart]

Posted: 3/1/2003 10:54:20 PM EDT

[#15]

Just say:

"Hey, I would love to sit here and shoot the shit, but I was masturbating when you got here, and I have to finish. Could we do this another time?"

And then make sure to shake his hand when he leaves.

[;)]

Posted: 3/1/2003 10:59:00 PM EDT

[#16]

You could always go for your pistol and shoot yourself in the foot!

[side note]
With some of the women at work, one day I just may try this very thing!

Posted: 3/1/2003 11:00:23 PM EDT

[#17]

Stern had some guy that could do that almost constantly on demand.

Posted: 3/1/2003 11:06:18 PM EDT

[#18]

[img]http://www.freedom-traveller.it/immagini/fart.jpg[/img]

Posted: 3/1/2003 11:53:32 PM EDT

[#19]

Nice move ShamGASmco1,bet that guy don't ever head out your way again without a mask!

[fart] Bob [:D]

Posted: 3/2/2003 12:15:56 AM EDT

[#20]

[puke][fart], & ask for[sex]that ought to send them running, & if not then your really in trouble!

Posted: 3/2/2003 12:19:44 AM EDT

[#21]

Just call in DrFridge. [:)]

Posted: 3/2/2003 12:54:54 AM EDT

[#22]

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paul allen?

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Paul Allen got an axe in the head while listening to Huey Lewis.

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