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Posted: 6/11/2008 4:31:31 PM EDT

True Story from the Houston Medical Center:

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoo hoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his hoo hoo while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your hoo hoo.
3) Or finding out your hoo hoo fits through your wedding ring.

This was in my e-mail!!

Posted: 6/11/2008 4:51:04 PM EDT

[#1]

Let me guess. Your email told you to vote mccain too.

http://www.snopes.com/love/revenge/ring.asp

[Collected via e-mail, July 2007]

True Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his pen!s.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girl friend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his pen!s while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girl friend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your pen!s.
3) Or finding out your pen!s fits through your wedding ring.

Btw, you friends are WAY behind. (2007)

Origins:</B></FONT> In March 2005 various media outlets picked up on a story said to have originated in Romania, about a married man whose girlfriend took revenge on him by putting his penis through his wedding ring while he was sleeping. Her motivation for doing so was variously described as payback for her boyfriend's having fallen asleep after making love to her, or because her search of his pockets while he was enjoying a post-coital nap turned up a wedding ring (a discovery that revealed his nuptialized state). Whatever the reason for her ire, though, her act of vengeance was to slip his wedding ring over his male member, thereby setting him up for a world of hurt upon his return from dreamland.

Posted: 6/11/2008 5:51:14 PM EDT

[#2]

ouchie

Posted: 6/11/2008 5:55:07 PM EDT

[#3]

his morning wood musta sucked

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