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Keep it for next traffic jam. I pissed in a pigboot once on way home.
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Quoted: Got stuck in a traffic jam on the god forsaken Ohio turnpike the other day and couldn’t hold it anymore. I had to turn my prized 30oz Yeti tumbler into an impromptu toilet. I’ve washed it by hand and then twice in the dishwasher, and I still can’t bring myself to drink from it. Should I throw it away? View Quote Come on... You're a"Yeti Guy", so this can't be the first time you have have men's pee in your mouth. |
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Quoted: Hell no! Drink out of it you pussy! View Quote Attached File He's right it's been washed and sanitized by your dishwasher twice plus you hand washed it. Quit with the mental health games. |
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Quoted: I couldn’t do the 2 door trick because my daughter was with me and I couldn’t risk traumatizing her. Also there were no trees or anything to hide behind nor would I leave her in the truck alone. Jumping in the back seat of my F150 and pissing in the yeti seemed like the best option (daughter was in front seat). I’ve already designated the piss yeti as my MIL’s water cup when she comes to visit. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: https://media4.giphy.com/media/QWw4hc5gTnJhY0BUI3/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952733492ebfdcc839f3f840730f9658409f3de3d87&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g OP, don't you know how to pull over and pee? https://media1.giphy.com/media/Dmdqam6Pq9DS5TrmPn/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95266fb02cd479cb83820cac3cf2572b4fe19e4bc36&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g It is one of the first things you learn. You pull over, open door(s), face said vehicle and use door(s) as a visual blocker, aim, pee without getting it into the vehicle or on you, reenter vehicle, drive off feeling empty and happy. It is even thought at the police academy. https://scontent.ftpa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/74680635_120892355995983_5324846732129861632_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=BpYeid4JjrsAX8OxCxk&_nc_ht=scontent.ftpa1-2.fna&oh=00_AfAkGjusABrYJT96_I7Rv-cUdZaWWPHvb7ikZ1p7yelmyA&oe=63D78C97 Came here to post this basically OP should be less scerrrd of peeing outside I couldn’t do the 2 door trick because my daughter was with me and I couldn’t risk traumatizing her. Also there were no trees or anything to hide behind nor would I leave her in the truck alone. Jumping in the back seat of my F150 and pissing in the yeti seemed like the best option (daughter was in front seat). I’ve already designated the piss yeti as my MIL’s water cup when she comes to visit. Wait, you don’t think THAT traumatized her? Peeing outside is a 1 on the trauma scale, peeing inside the vehicle is a 9 (for the other passengers). How old is she? |
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Should be good, but don't drink anything like chicken bullion in it in case warm yellowish salty beverages bring back memories.
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I’ve been there and done that while stuck in traffic. Except it was my plastic Blender Bottle. One spin through the dishwasher is more than enough. And just keep the secret to yourself!
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Quoted: Impromptu survivalist moment. You passed. Drink up View Quote Gas Station Fight | Hell or High Water (2016) | 1080p HD Tanner Howard: Are you trying to make me mad? I said Dr. Pepper, this is Mr. Pibb. Toby Howard: That's all they had. Tanner Howard: Only assholes drink Mr. Pibb. Toby Howard: Drink up. |
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It's forever a piss cup. Just like if you suck just one dick, you're forever a fag.
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Rookie. Come talk to us when you are forced to shit into a McDonald’s large cup.
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Quoted: I wore a helmet that I can't tell you how many times I pissed and shit in then used it to wash my face, shave, and bathe. Cowboy up. View Quote I can’t even begin to understand what you’re saying here. Do you poop and pee out of your mouth? Or am I missing some pop culture reference? |
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I have away better story than this.
It involves morning wood and going pee. Should I start a new thread? |
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Quoted: Just like every drop of water you have ever drank has been shit in and pissed in and cum dumped by all sorts of critters. But go ahead and worry about a stainless steel tumbler that has been washed that once had your own piss in it. View Quote Yeah the water I drink has been purified or filtered and a few steps away from piss, shit, and cum. But keep justifying drinking water that is mixed with liquid that just existed a dick. |
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Anyone who lacks the ALPHA DOMINANCE to just step out of the car and piss in a traffic jam deserves to drink from a piss cup.
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Quoted: OP is shy. View Quote Got stuck on I-10 westbound outside Baton Rouge in the fall years back while making a non stop between Palm Springs, CA and Ocala. Of COURSE I had just stopped at a 7-11 and gotten a 64oz Super Big Gulp of Dr. Pepper a few miles back. Not one to waste a large helping of the goodness within, I drank it all. The weather was nice out, and the interstate blockage was complete. Everyone shut off their engines and were freely wandering about for hours , having picnics etc. There was NOWHERE to piss out of site of women and children, so I finished that 64 ozer off and filled it up to the tippy top with the fruits of my labor. I VERY gently placed a lid on it and left it outside my door without spilling a drop or getting run in on exposure charges. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Rinse, wash, bleach, wash, and reuse that thing. |
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If youve already washed it, piss in it again and don't wash it. Send it back to Yeti and say it smells like piss. They'll send you a new one and maybe an extra just to keep your mouth shut.
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Quoted: Wait, you don’t think THAT traumatized her? Peeing outside is a 1 on the trauma scale, peeing inside the vehicle is a 9 (for the other passengers). How old is she? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: https://media4.giphy.com/media/QWw4hc5gTnJhY0BUI3/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b952733492ebfdcc839f3f840730f9658409f3de3d87&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g OP, don't you know how to pull over and pee? https://media1.giphy.com/media/Dmdqam6Pq9DS5TrmPn/giphy.webp?cid=6c09b95266fb02cd479cb83820cac3cf2572b4fe19e4bc36&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g It is one of the first things you learn. You pull over, open door(s), face said vehicle and use door(s) as a visual blocker, aim, pee without getting it into the vehicle or on you, reenter vehicle, drive off feeling empty and happy. It is even thought at the police academy. https://scontent.ftpa1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/74680635_120892355995983_5324846732129861632_n.jpg?stp=cp0_dst-jpg_e15_fr_q65&_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=BpYeid4JjrsAX8OxCxk&_nc_ht=scontent.ftpa1-2.fna&oh=00_AfAkGjusABrYJT96_I7Rv-cUdZaWWPHvb7ikZ1p7yelmyA&oe=63D78C97 Came here to post this basically OP should be less scerrrd of peeing outside I couldn’t do the 2 door trick because my daughter was with me and I couldn’t risk traumatizing her. Also there were no trees or anything to hide behind nor would I leave her in the truck alone. Jumping in the back seat of my F150 and pissing in the yeti seemed like the best option (daughter was in front seat). I’ve already designated the piss yeti as my MIL’s water cup when she comes to visit. Wait, you don’t think THAT traumatized her? Peeing outside is a 1 on the trauma scale, peeing inside the vehicle is a 9 (for the other passengers). How old is she? Whoa, what? Your daughter sat in the front seat while you pissed in a Yeti in the back seat and you're worried about getting that cup clean? Good thing you didn't need to # 2. |
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Quoted: I was always partial to open the hood, pretend to look at the engine, and pee into the grill. But it takes skill. I used to see this attempted freqently on I-75 between Cincinnati and Dayton OH before all the exits were built up after the late 90s. Invariably the pisser would get it wrong. Either they wouldn't pee on their grill and radiator and make it obvious "the stream" wasn't coming from the vehicle. Or they'd get the angles wrong and let everyone on both sides of the highway see their junk. View Quote That's genius! Until some good samaritan walks up looking to help you with your "car trouble" |
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Quoted: Got stuck in a traffic jam on the god forsaken Ohio turnpike the other day and couldn’t hold it anymore. I had to turn my prized 30oz Yeti tumbler into an impromptu toilet. I’ve washed it by hand and then twice in the dishwasher, and I still can’t bring myself to drink from it. Should I throw it away? View Quote It was shit before you pissed in it |
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Just flush it with boiling water.
That'll kill any herpagonasyphilaids. |
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Just wash it a few times before you use it again then use it. That shits too expensive to throw away!!
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