Posted: 5/21/2006 5:25:30 PM EDT
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Bastard came in the garage, stole an old Bear Whitetail Bow with some arrows, a 12 pack of Fosters, my son's snorkel and mask, and a bike seat. Are claymores available?????? |
Yep, The bikes were on a bike rack on the back of the camper, locked. They tried to get the bikes off, but took the seat instead. I guess I need to beef up perimter security. |
Rob: To take valuable or desired articles unlawfully from: rob a bank. To deprive unjustly of something belonging to, desired by, or legally due (someone): robbed her of her professional standing. To deprive of something injuriously: a parasite that robs a tree of its sap. To take as booty; steal. burglary entering a building unlawfully with intent to commit a felony or to steal valuable property Picky, picky, picky. |
Bloody hell!
Yup, picky. Robbed - taking something from a person Burglary - taking something from a structure (some states require "breaking and entering", others just require entering any structure with the intent to take anything or commit any other felony) 
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It sucks but I grew up in NYC so I still lock everything. The natives think I'm paranoid 
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Robbed: somebody stuck a gun in my face at the ATM and told me to give him the money I had withdrawn. I left my pistol in the truck because I don't like carrying that heavy thing around. Burglarized: I returned home to find that somebody had fed my Dobermans something that made them sleep, then bypassed the claymores and alligator pit, disarmed my alarm, and stole my gourami. |
Hey, take what you want but please, please leave the gourami!(Hopefully it was single, other wise it's better half would surely miss those passionate kisses) |