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AR15.COM
6/14/2003 7:20:14 PM EDT
This is a group buy that I'm only going to offer to you folks here at ar15dotcom, the people I work with, and pretty much everyone else I meet until the day I die.

For only $2.00 each I will be your friend.  

That's right, you read it correctly!

YOUR FRIEND!

I'll be here for you to talk to, complain to, ask advice, exchange witty stories, etc.

Paypal or cash is best.


Balming
6/14/2003 7:23:16 PM EDT
[#1]
just emailed you a check [:O]
6/14/2003 7:27:02 PM EDT
[#2]
There's a guy at AK-47.net that will be my friend for $1.98.

BALMING is ripping us off!
6/14/2003 7:28:31 PM EDT
[#3]
I offer a guarantee.

and a cookie



Balming
6/14/2003 7:30:41 PM EDT
[#4]
will this cookie be of the chocolate chip kind?
6/14/2003 7:31:21 PM EDT
[#5]
Do you take green stamps?? [:E][:E]

____________________________________
The only hope you have is to accept the fact that you are already dead. And the sooner you accept that, the sooner you will be able to function as a soldier is supposed to function, without mercy, without compassion, without remorse.
6/14/2003 7:32:01 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
I offer a guarantee.

and a cookie



Balming
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Yeah, but what kind of cookie?  It better not be one of those cookies w/ Trans Fatty Acids in them, cause then you're just ripping us off!
6/14/2003 7:32:08 PM EDT
[#7]
I would like to be your friend.
I will pay the $2.00
6/14/2003 7:34:01 PM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

For only $2.00 each I will be your friend.  

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Send the $2.00 and we shall talk after the funds arrive.
6/14/2003 7:52:07 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
I would like to be your friend.
I will pay the $2.00
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No dude, he doesn't want you to be his friend. We will be [b]YOUR[/b] friend for 2 bucks. See?!?


ByteTheBullet  (-:
6/14/2003 7:56:35 PM EDT
[#10]
I'm a little short of cash. Will you be a good enough friend to spot me the $2.00? I'll sell some blood or sperm or something and pay you next month.
6/14/2003 7:59:25 PM EDT
[#11]
Two bucks, huh?

Hmmmmmm, I don't know.

Do you have any references?
6/14/2003 8:03:43 PM EDT
[#12]
ok, I need a friend ..

as a gesture of goodwill .. will you let me borrow 2 bucks.. :)

the amount I ask to borrow will get bigger as we become closer friend.. and once we are friends I wont pay you back cause after all .. we're friends right ?

6/14/2003 8:08:29 PM EDT
[#13]


Ho.




6/14/2003 8:09:05 PM EDT
[#14]
Is this a Pre-ban or Post-ban group buy?
6/14/2003 8:14:33 PM EDT
[#15]
How much would it be if I just wanted you to be a pal?
6/14/2003 8:16:55 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
I'm a little short of cash. Will you be a good enough friend to spot me the $2.00? I'll sell some blood or sperm or something and pay you next month.
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[lol]
6/14/2003 8:18:16 PM EDT
[#17]
i'll give you a nickel
6/14/2003 8:19:47 PM EDT
[#18]
Can one of the mods please lock his account?  I sent him the $2.00 via GayPal and he hasn't come through on his promise to be my friend.  Not even so much as a phone call just to say hi and see how I'm doing [:(]
6/14/2003 8:34:31 PM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Can one of the mods please lock his account?  I sent him the $2.00 via GayPal and he hasn't come through on his promise to be my friend.  Not even so much as a phone call just to say hi and see how I'm doing [:(]
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aha

i now see the need for this "no group buys" rule

i'm glad i wasn't taken in by this no good hustler
6/14/2003 8:39:44 PM EDT
[#20]
I will gladly pay you Tuesday, for your friendship today.

Wimpy IS  THE  MAN!!!!
6/14/2003 8:40:32 PM EDT
[#21]
i bought a balming last year. Frankly they suck. They are a complete POS.

Oh yea and he doesn't come in MARPAT either. i could have bought 2 friends for the same price.

mike
6/14/2003 8:48:52 PM EDT
[#22]
Quoted:
I'm a little short of cash. Will you be a good enough friend to spot me the $2.00? I'll sell some blood or sperm or something and pay you next month.
View Quote


Why don't you just cut out the middleman and send him your sperm as payment, then he use it as he wishes.

Sorry, I think I just crossed some line of AR15.com decorum with this post...
6/14/2003 9:24:57 PM EDT
[#23]
Are you GAY?
6/14/2003 9:26:53 PM EDT
[#24]
please send fax number so i can fax over a two dollar bill
6/15/2003 5:28:57 AM EDT
[#25]
Price reduced to $0.99 until 9-13-04.

By the way, STOP SENDING ME SPERM AND PLASMA!!!
Sell the samples yourself and send me the $$$!


And you three that stood outside my house and "deposited" your sperm sample on my front door, well that's just uncalled for!


Balming
6/15/2003 6:31:59 AM EDT
[#26]
I don't care much for the Balming you are offering; you would get more takers if there were more options.

For one thing; you need a muzzle brake.
6/15/2003 6:33:17 AM EDT
[#27]
Oh, and the finish is kind of shitty.
6/15/2003 1:13:12 PM EDT
[#28]
All my friends have died horrible deaths.

Cheque is in the mail.

cynic
6/15/2003 1:44:33 PM EDT
[#29]
I faxed you the funds...

...ole buddy   [booze]
6/15/2003 3:47:28 PM EDT
[#30]
Over at DU, they offer this service just for the asking! [peep]

6/15/2003 4:22:49 PM EDT
[#31]
Gee osprey21  you gonna share that bottle?

 Bob  (thanks)   [BOOZE]
6/15/2003 4:48:43 PM EDT
[#32]
uh, huh huh huh.  and theres plenty more where that came from, sir!  [bounce]