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4/4/2016 2:12:12 PM EDT
The older I get, the better the two movies get.  Also Sophia Loren makes me question everything I know since she's close to 400 years old and somehow still hot



4/4/2016 2:14:25 PM EDT
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Are you sure it wasn't more of a holdup, than a stickup?
4/4/2016 2:15:25 PM EDT
[#2]
i've laid more pipe in this town than wabasha plumbing!
4/4/2016 2:16:53 PM EDT
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I still say a remake starring Arnold and Stallone would be entertaining.
4/4/2016 2:17:53 PM EDT
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Ol' Walter is funny in Dennis the Menace also. No hotties and It's a kids movie, but he has some classic one liners...."why is it that when everyone else feeds on the pleasures of life, I get the indigestion".
4/4/2016 2:18:33 PM EDT
[#5]
Moron!
Putz!
4/4/2016 2:18:59 PM EDT
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Ol' Walter is funny in Dennis the Menace also. It's a kids movie I know, but he has some classic one liners...."why is it that when everyone else feeds on the pleasures of life, I get the indigestion".
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Absolutely loved that movie when I was a kid.  Hell, I still watch it.
4/4/2016 2:19:11 PM EDT
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The first one was beyond hilarious. I 2nd was entertaining.
4/4/2016 2:19:12 PM EDT
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Hey Dickhead!
4/4/2016 2:22:17 PM EDT
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The older I get, the better the two movies get.  Also Sophia Loren makes me question everything I know since she's close to 400 years old and somehow still hot

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I have to imagine that writing that script was a bit fun.
I seem to recall Burgess Meredith ad lib'd some lines; wonder how much of the back and forth was ad lib'd by actors who'd known each other for decades at that point.
4/4/2016 2:24:07 PM EDT
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Hey Dickhead!

did you win the lottery?

did you enjoy your shower?
4/4/2016 2:24:38 PM EDT
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did you mount her?

dad!

wait, does she have big thighs?

.....no.

well, then what's the problem?

4/4/2016 2:25:17 PM EDT
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4/4/2016 2:26:19 PM EDT
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did you win the lottery?

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did you win the lottery?

did you enjoy your shower?


I about piss myself laughing at the lottery part.
4/4/2016 2:36:53 PM EDT
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Damn, I thought this was a roll call.

4/4/2016 2:47:21 PM EDT
[#15]
Hell, the outtakes at the end were screamingly funny as well....Burgess Meredith and his zucchini!!
4/4/2016 2:48:44 PM EDT
[#16]
I have always loved those movies. Still do.Classics.

"Here's some matches. Go light yourself on fire."
4/4/2016 2:51:49 PM EDT
[#17]
I just drove through Wabasha a couple of days ago and I still had to chuckle about those movies.
4/4/2016 2:53:11 PM EDT
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4/4/2016 3:24:12 PM EDT
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Love that movie.