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5/31/2014 11:28:40 AM EDT
I must live under a rock because i have never heard of this chick until today



5/31/2014 11:29:12 AM EDT
[#1]
Not guilty, but she nasty (In a good way)
5/31/2014 11:29:19 AM EDT
[#2]
If you have to ask...
5/31/2014 11:29:28 AM EDT
[#3]
Foul Mouthed @#$%^.
5/31/2014 11:30:04 AM EDT
[#4]


Chuckie Schumer's niece.




5/31/2014 11:30:10 AM EDT
[#5]
Not guilty

I would take her to the range with me and send her uncle pics of her shooting my guns too.
5/31/2014 11:30:21 AM EDT
[#6]
What does she teach?
5/31/2014 11:30:54 AM EDT
[#7]
I like her
5/31/2014 11:30:57 AM EDT
[#8]
Inside Amy Schumer. It's a show on Comedy Central
5/31/2014 11:32:13 AM EDT
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+1

She's self-confident which is attractive in a woman.
5/31/2014 11:32:25 AM EDT
[#10]
Saw her before. She's pretty funny. Is she really related to that cunt Chuck?
5/31/2014 11:33:34 AM EDT
[#11]
I'd pee in her butt.
5/31/2014 11:33:44 AM EDT
[#12]
twice.

 
5/31/2014 11:33:46 AM EDT
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i just stumbled across it on Youtube, first i have ever seen of her and damn am i attracted to her
5/31/2014 11:33:51 AM EDT
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Sure is.

5/31/2014 11:34:43 AM EDT
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Sure is.

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Then I'd still fuck her but not wait for her to finish first.
5/31/2014 11:35:58 AM EDT
[#16]
She looks like one of those girls that have to work hard every day to stay slim. If you married her she would look like a blimp almost over night.
5/31/2014 11:36:29 AM EDT
[#17]
Related to a schumer? Guilty.

5/31/2014 11:36:53 AM EDT
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Easily remedied - wash her mouth out with dick.
5/31/2014 11:36:57 AM EDT
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Chuckie Schumer's niece.




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her dad is his cousin... so she's a niece, once removed.  so sez wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Amy_Schumer

i'd hit it, then quit it.
5/31/2014 11:39:07 AM EDT
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All the more reason to hate fuck her till she begs you to stop.  
5/31/2014 11:40:00 AM EDT
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Then I'd still fuck her but not wait for her to finish first.
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Sure is.



Then I'd still fuck her but not wait for her to finish first.


So how often do you have sex with women while thinking about Chuck Schumer?
5/31/2014 11:40:21 AM EDT
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5/31/2014 11:41:10 AM EDT
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So how often do you have sex with women while thinking about Chuck Schumer?
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Then I'd still fuck her but not wait for her to finish first.


So how often do you have sex with women while thinking about Chuck Schumer?


It's how I last more than 90 second and allows me to anger fuck.
5/31/2014 11:43:12 AM EDT
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her dad is his cousin... so she's a niece, once removed.  so sez wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Amy_Schumer

i'd hit it, then quit it.
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Chuckie Schumer's niece.






her dad is his cousin... so she's a niece, once removed.  so sez wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Amy_Schumer

i'd hit it, then quit it.


That would make her his first cousin once removed, not niece.
5/31/2014 11:43:22 AM EDT
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5/31/2014 11:44:54 AM EDT
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Saw her before. She's pretty funny. Is she really related to that cunt Chuck?






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Then I'd still fuck her but not wait for her to finish first.




So how often do you have sex with women while thinking about Chuck Schumer?




It's how I last more than 90 second and allows me to anger fuck.
90 seconds?  Damn.  You must be a pro.  I'm usually well into REM sleep by 90 seconds.

 
5/31/2014 11:46:55 AM EDT
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I'm at a toss up between absolutely fuckin' not gulity and creampie.  I think she'd like both.




5/31/2014 11:48:55 AM EDT
[#28]
Never heard of her.  Guess I was sharing that rock with op.
5/31/2014 11:51:36 AM EDT
[#29]
If I were a cab driver, I'd finger bang her.  /Linger Longer
5/31/2014 11:53:54 AM EDT
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That would make her his first cousin once removed, not niece.
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Chuckie Schumer's niece.






her dad is his cousin... so she's a niece, once removed.  so sez wikipedia

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inside_Amy_Schumer

i'd hit it, then quit it.


That would make her his first cousin once removed, not niece.


d'oh... thats what i meant.
5/31/2014 11:58:33 AM EDT
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Thank you.

I see that advertized, but never seen her.



 
5/31/2014 12:02:31 PM EDT
[#32]
Would hate fuck the shit out of her and then post it on the internets.


Eta:  I voted for cream pieing her.
5/31/2014 12:04:01 PM EDT
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uh.... what?
5/31/2014 12:04:07 PM EDT
[#34]
Dem legs.....





5/31/2014 12:05:57 PM EDT
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uh.... what?
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uh.... what?

To further embarrass the Schumer name.  If thats even possible.
5/31/2014 12:08:41 PM EDT
[#36]
She's funny. I like her. Can't pick our relatives...
5/31/2014 12:10:40 PM EDT
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Kill it with fire.
5/31/2014 12:14:51 PM EDT
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Sure is.

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In that case.......good and hard then, and afterwards, I'd wipe my dick on the drapes so she sreamed a second time.....bada bum crash hiss

5/31/2014 12:24:07 PM EDT
[#39]
She is pretty funny and at times I find her not guilty.
5/31/2014 12:37:09 PM EDT
[#40]
You are kidding right??


Not guilty by a long shot
5/31/2014 6:44:50 PM EDT
[#41]
I see that 7.3% of arfcom members are poll smokers
5/31/2014 6:46:45 PM EDT
[#42]
I stay far away from fat girls.
5/31/2014 6:46:47 PM EDT
[#43]
I voted not guilty AND crazy pie.
5/31/2014 6:49:28 PM EDT
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I would not call that fat

but like them thick
5/31/2014 6:50:29 PM EDT
[#45]
i'd throw a nut in her..why not???
5/31/2014 6:52:29 PM EDT
[#46]
I don't like her chin. I mean, it really bothers me.

5/31/2014 6:54:10 PM EDT
[#47]
I think she's hot.
6/1/2014 5:48:06 AM EDT
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Not necessarily. I voted GUILTY because she is related to Chuck Schumer. EXTREMELY GUILTY by association.