User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 10:18:20 PM EDT
[#1]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Why is a revolver called a gun without a trigger? I have no idea, I'm so confused by this one also Why are you and I the only ones who seem to be wondering this? Did something recently happen in the revolver world and we missed it?? |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 10:22:19 PM EDT
[#2]
Badger, Shorty's, or Shooters?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 10:40:23 PM EDT
[#3]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have no idea, I'm so confused by this one also Why are you and I the only ones who seem to be wondering this? Did something recently happen in the revolver world and we missed it?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why is a revolver called a gun without a trigger? I have no idea, I'm so confused by this one also Why are you and I the only ones who seem to be wondering this? Did something recently happen in the revolver world and we missed it?? Duh,  Attached File |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 10:55:52 PM EDT
[#4]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:01:12 PM EDT
[#5]
Quoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. Ak= any long gun Glock= any handgun 9=any hsndgun |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:01:59 PM EDT
[#6]
You need to install more Pap Smear grips .
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:06:12 PM EDT
[#7]
Moonlighted a bit as "extra eyes" in a gun shop. Wasn't a bad neighborhood, but people have sticky fingers. One day, dude walks in looking for a "box of 9 pills". We could tell he was gangsta. Gold chains, gold grill, LL Cool J look. They told him we were out, and he left.
Boom tube was a 12GA. Da Mini was a Mini 14 Da Mini 30 was the x39 version Throw down was a Lorcin or a Raven Pocket Rocket was a .25 ACP |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:06:48 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Straight outta battlefield / COD whateva shooter game You clearly don't play any. Armor is a different stat than health. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:08:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Only have guys that don't know the difference between a clip and a magazine. Keep asking for a clip for their Glock.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:39:56 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I have no idea, I'm so confused by this one also Why are you and I the only ones who seem to be wondering this? Did something recently happen in the revolver world and we missed it?? Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Why is a revolver called a gun without a trigger? I have no idea, I'm so confused by this one also Why are you and I the only ones who seem to be wondering this? Did something recently happen in the revolver world and we missed it?? Dipshit doctor brings his wife in for an evening concealed carry class. He beelines got the revolvers and begins exploding to her the reasons why she, as a new, female shooter, NEEDS a snubnose 38. I put it in her hands and he points out to her that it’s so simple, even she will be able to operate it, look, it doesn’t have a trigger! while featuring somewhere towards the middle of the gun. Sensing that hubby is not burdened with an over-abundance of brains, I explain that the gun does indeed have a trigger, and I show her the basic operation. Then I explain how her husband is making a terrible suggestion because the sight radius is tiny so it’ll be difficult to be accurate, the grip is tiny so there’s not much to hold onto, the recoil for such a light gun is going to be difficult for a new shooter to handle, and it only holds five rounds, so if she misses, or there are multiple attackers, she’ll be fumbling to reload it. I show her Sigs, Smiths, Glocks, and Walthers, all of which she likes and handles better. Hubby follows her into the CCW, unpaid to “audit” it and “help out the instructor with a few of the finer points.” When they come back out, he drags her over to the revolvers again, and insists she gets a “gun without a trigger.” I reiterate again that her husband is egregiously wrong, all guns have triggers, and a pocket 38 is a terrible situation for all the reasons mentioned previously, and i remind her of all the reasons she liked the bigger semi autos. I’m really twisting the knife this time, just for his benefit. They leave without buying anything. I’d rather lose a sale than sell her a 38 that she hates and she doesn’t want to shoot. I’ll sell more guns, but I have an unreasonable vendetta against dumbasses that force pink 38 Airweights on unsuspecting new female shooters. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/6/2023 11:48:13 PM EDT
[#11]
lol
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:02:46 AM EDT
[#12]
IV8888 had a funny video about this...
 Gun Gripes Episode 5: "Gun Slang Terms" |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:41:48 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. Quote HistoryQuoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. The only one of those I've heard was chopper but I REALLY like "Cinnabon" ... I'm going to start using that one. Quoted: Da Beemz = laser sight Extendo = Extended magazine of all types DeuceDeuce = .22 DEAGLE! = Desert Eagle Yo Dawg you got any choppahs with da beemz and extendos? I've heard of all of those in those contexts. I even used to own a Deagle (and called it that, because fuck you... I got a Deagle!) Nice conversation piece and good fun but very impractical and over the top. I've heard "Heater" too used for just "gun". There was a cheap jennings/lorcin style 22LR back in the day called a "Double Deuce" ... maybe that's where the name deuce-deuce comes from.  |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:50:17 AM EDT
[#14]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Pills in fudd land. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: OP, your customers ever refer to bullets as “heads”? Pills in fudd land. Shells Can I get a box of shells? What kind? 9mm. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:53:24 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. I always liked "fo'nickle" when i was in the game. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:57:36 AM EDT
[#16]
I’m to the point that the only time I ask for clarification about a “clip” for any firearm is when it’s an SKS.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 1:15:05 AM EDT
[#17]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 1:58:50 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Please tell us you’re in Milwaukee, Green Bay, Eau Claire, or some other large city and not somewhere like Coon Valley or Gays Mills. Don’t think there are any gun stores in the actual City of Milwaukee! |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 2:03:03 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: How does 10mm = A Teen?  Varsity Blues - Billy Bob - William Robert - I Give It a 10 |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 8:50:04 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Don't think there are any gun stores in the actual City of Milwaukee! Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Please tell us you're in Milwaukee, Green Bay, Eau Claire, or some other large city and not somewhere like Coon Valley or Gays Mills. Don't think there are any gun stores in the actual City of Milwaukee! Out of those shops, I only go to BCSS, those guys have always been decent to me. Shooters always kind of had an attitude every time I went there, like they were bothered to have a customer. Shorty's has/had stupid prices. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:01:09 AM EDT
[#21]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:12:48 AM EDT
[#22]
Ha lingo is funny. I like it.
In b4 fudd boomer rage |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:19:40 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I think you have a few wrong. a chopper is an AK drake is a draco I have had numerous customers refer to short ARs and Shockwaves as Choppas and Drakes. If it’s short, it’s a Draco. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:24:21 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What no: Pipe= pistol Stick= extended mag Stick = rifle |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:28:41 AM EDT
[#25]
“Stendos” = extended capacity magazines of any type
“Drats” = Draco similar rifle caliber pistol “Pow-pows” = loaded ammunition of any caliber Just a few of the colorful terms, in addition to what has already been posted, that I have heard and made me ask for clarification. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:32:12 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. @JaredGrey no one has used loot drop yet? I use that referring to fat friends with lots of nice stuff still. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:37:15 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted:  To be fair slip guns use to be a big thing |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:42:45 AM EDT
[#28]
 “Check the language banks, and find out what a ‘heater’ is.” |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:46:10 AM EDT
[#29]
Quote HistoryQuoted: What's another term for having a round in the chamber? I can't remember but it cracks me up. Perhaps you are thinking of Nate and Warren G's ode, where he expounds on how he " . . . glanced in the cut and I see my homie Nate, Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole. . . "? |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:49:46 AM EDT
[#30]
Are they still asking for pistols in 4/5ths? Ie- .45 acp
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:53:47 AM EDT
[#31]
Or a "Denzel" - pistol grip shotgun so they can be surgical with this bitch.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:57:08 AM EDT
[#32]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Da Beemz = laser sight Extendo = Extended magazine of all types DeuceDeuce = .22 DEAGLE! = Desert Eagle Yo Dawg you got any choppahs with da beemz and extendos? Most of the idiots that come into a gun shop and talk like that get denied. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:57:28 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. I like cinnabun, lol. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 11:59:14 AM EDT
[#34]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Fast ARs with the monkey nuts/Tiddies = M16 with a drum Damnit man, I just spewed coffee out of my nose. Use a warning label next time.?????? |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:04:03 PM EDT
[#35]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Most of the idiots that come into a gun shop and talk like that get denied. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Da Beemz = laser sight Extendo = Extended magazine of all types DeuceDeuce = .22 DEAGLE! = Desert Eagle Yo Dawg you got any choppahs with da beemz and extendos? Most of the idiots that come into a gun shop and talk like that get denied. I denied a woman once because her boyfriend was using Drakie in every sentence. She called me a racist. I told her if George Clooney talked like that I’d deny him too. She called me a racist again. I told her we had many satisfied African American customers. She screeched that only records use the term African American, and then hung up. I guess I will have to supply alternative terminology then. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:08:32 PM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: The individual in question was almost certainly not familiar with the revolver. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I couldn't do your job. I'd get.....complaints. At least the 'lemon squeezer' has some historical precedent. The individual in question was almost certainly not familiar with the revolver. Must have been looking for a “hammerless” (actually shrouded hammer) model. Those are silly and a bobbed hammer gets the job done. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:13:09 PM EDT
[#37]
Funny....I remember when a "chopper" meant a Thompson submachine gun (aka...Tommy gun)..I know, I know....okay Boomer...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:14:14 PM EDT
[#38]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I couldn't do your job. I'd get.....complaints. At least the 'lemon squeezer' has some historical precedent. Yep, I was wondering which half of the convo was less informed. It’s possible but without context I will presume neither was thinking about old smiths. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:35:29 PM EDT
[#39]
"Heater" is right out of The Maltese Falcon in 1941.
Your customers are fans of Turner Movie Classics?... |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:44:57 PM EDT
[#40]
Tommy gun, better known as a "chopper" or "Chicago typewriter"
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:45:44 PM EDT
[#41]
Drake - Draco AK
Choppa - any short rifle |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 12:46:13 PM EDT
[#42]
There should be a spring-loaded arm with a boxing glove full of lead fishing weights attached to the end of it that swings out and punches someone in the face when they use retarded terminology like that.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 2:50:59 PM EDT
[#43]
What about the trey pound?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 2:56:07 PM EDT
[#44]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I like cinnabun, lol. Agreed; stendo was gettin old yo but monkey titties is a close second. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 7:31:32 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Yep, I was wondering which half of the convo was less informed. It’s possible but without context I will presume neither was thinking about old smiths. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I couldn't do your job. I'd get.....complaints. At least the 'lemon squeezer' has some historical precedent. Yep, I was wondering which half of the convo was less informed. It’s possible but without context I will presume neither was thinking about old smiths. He was trying to get his girlfriend to straw purchase a gun for him. She was handling an SW Equalizer. |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 7:47:49 PM EDT
[#46]
Quote HistoryQuoted: You claim to be in the business but had to learn common terminology from your customers?   Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I am a sales manager in a gun store outside of Milwaukee, but not so far out that I avoid that city’s craziness… as such I have learned many new terms for the products I sell.
I hope you find this clear and descriptive terminology to be useful in using and discussing firearms. Or at the very least, you find it as amusing as I do. You claim to be in the business but had to learn common terminology from your customers? That's because he's in the business. If he wuz in da bidness, he'd be familiar with those terms.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 7:54:47 PM EDT
[#47]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 8:08:26 PM EDT
[#48]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There should be a spring-loaded arm with a boxing glove full of lead fishing weights attached to the end of it that swings out and punches someone in the face when they use retarded terminology like that. Kinda like in Home Alone 3?  Home Alone 3 - Punching Glove Trap |
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 8:21:46 PM EDT
[#49]
Can you ask your clientele what "dat mufukin thang" is that they sometimes keep on them? Is it a specific or a more general term?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 11/7/2023 8:26:39 PM EDT
[#50]
Do these customers also reek of weed? There's always at least one person smelling heavily of it pretty much every time I'm in the city gun shops.
|
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
Attached File
Attached File