[ARCHIVED THREAD] - HELP (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 4/12/2012 7:20:14 PM EDT
| I was heating some oil on my stovetop for saute some potatoes and oniions and it started smoking and then suddenly burst into flame. What should I do? |
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Now the cupboards are on fire  For this there is only one thing you can do. Well tell me, its spreading  Drink more beer to pee on cupboards.. Hurry I only have bud light and I don't like the taste. Its nearly to the ceiling.  Do you have upstairs neighbors? If so, just wait till the fire goes through the ceiling, then it will be their problem to deal with. |
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Now the cupboards are on fire For this there is only one thing you can do. Well tell me, its spreading have your boyfriend piss on the cabinets I have no friends  throw water on it, I have on good authority it's good for grease fires 
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Now the cupboards are on fire For this there is only one thing you can do. Well tell me, its spreading Drink more beer to pee on cupboards.. Hurry I only have bud light and I don't like the taste. Its nearly to the ceiling. Do you have upstairs neighbors? If so, just wait till the fire goes through the ceiling, then it will be their problem to deal with. Cut a hole so the fire leaves your place and goes to theirs. Don't ask permission, just take a saw and start cutting a hole in your ceiling. I <3 ARFCOM. You guys always give such good advice.  I don't have a saw, so I'll have to shoot the hole in the roof. That will still work, right?
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Now the cupboards are on fire For this there is only one thing you can do. Well tell me, its spreading Drink more beer to pee on cupboards.. Hurry I only have bud light and I don't like the taste. Its nearly to the ceiling. Do you have upstairs neighbors? If so, just wait till the fire goes through the ceiling, then it will be their problem to deal with. Cut a hole so the fire leaves your place and goes to theirs. Don't ask permission, just take a saw and start cutting a hole in your ceiling. I <3 ARFCOM. You guys always give such good advice. I don't have a saw, so I'll have to shoot the hole in the roof. That will still work, right?once the fire goes to them, take your taters and onions up to them and see if they will saute them for you |
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Quoted: Pork chop sandwiches LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1BDM1oBRJ8 |
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hahaha I so came to post that!! Ill embed! 
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you need a fire break set the walls of the kitchen on fire so it doesn't spread to the rest of your place!!!
quick!!! While this may work, since he has already shot a hole in his ceiling it would be rude not to go ahead and share the fire with his upstairs neighbors. |
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Now the cupboards are on fire For this there is only one thing you can do. Well tell me, its spreading Drink more beer to pee on cupboards.. Hurry I only have bud light and I don't like the taste. Its nearly to the ceiling. Do you have upstairs neighbors? If so, just wait till the fire goes through the ceiling, then it will be their problem to deal with. Cut a hole so the fire leaves your place and goes to theirs. Don't ask permission, just take a saw and start cutting a hole in your ceiling. I <3 ARFCOM. You guys always give such good advice. I don't have a saw, so I'll have to shoot the hole in the roof. That will still work, right?once the fire goes to them, take your taters and onions up to them and see if they will saute them for you He's a lousy cook
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OMFG! 
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