Haiku Thread? > General Discussion

Posted: 5/2/2013 8:56:24 AM EDT

It's been a while since we've done one of these...

I shall start!

Larue O B R
How nicely you make me smile.
Seven Point Six Two.

Posted: 5/2/2013 8:58:45 AM EDT

[#1]

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:00:40 AM EDT

[#2]

I fart

I fart in the wind

Air smells good

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:12:07 AM EDT

[#3]

White light shining through
patterns along the blank wall
brightening my day.

LD

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:14:24 AM EDT

[#4]

In a cubicle
Wasting taxpayers money
I am the problem

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:16:46 AM EDT

[#5]

Haiku thread useless

Dorner, San Bernadino

and Burners for win.

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:27:14 AM EDT

[#6]

You want a haiku?

Hold on it's almost over.

See what I did there?

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:30:58 AM EDT

[#7]

Cunt.

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:31:22 AM EDT

[#8]

This thread is quite gay

Not fix the house up type gay

But prance around gay

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:33:06 AM EDT

[#9]

Haikus are funny
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:38:56 AM EDT

[#10]

In Arfcom GD
Thin skin and morans are found
Let the butthurt flow!

Posted: 5/2/2013 9:39:30 AM EDT

[#11]

Sitting in my office
Away from everyone else
Distracted by Arfcom.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:07:04 AM EDT

[#12]

This is my rifle
It has a thirty round mag
Screw Diane Feinstein

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:08:52 AM EDT

[#13]

Quoted:
Haiku thread useless
Dorner, San Bernadino
and Burners for win.

Chafing nipple man
and a thread full of haikus
marked clearly with cones

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:12:00 AM EDT

[#14]

There is a robot
The old man is worried now
robot raped again

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:14:59 AM EDT

[#15]

Nether-regions swell
Self-induced ecstasy
Still not going blind!

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:16:12 AM EDT

[#16]

Minding my business
Showering with a cookie
Yes, cool story bro

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:17:02 AM EDT

[#17]

pickles and ice cream
some bubblegum and crackers
some things are just wrong

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:17:28 AM EDT

[#18]

Another great sip
This beer really hits the spot
smooth and refreshing

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:19:04 AM EDT

[#19]

Teen Mom pornilates,
Arfcom has seven page thread.
Arfcom FTW.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:19:10 AM EDT

[#20]

I knew what to do
As the manager moved in
blade at forty-five!

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:19:53 AM EDT

[#21]

There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

LD

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:23:44 AM EDT

[#22]

Just ate some ice cream.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Gotta go poop now.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:26:26 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

LD

Execute Lady Death
Her contribution doesn't work
No boobs will save you

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:27:33 AM EDT

[#24]

sitting at my desk
grading final exams sucks
rainbow butterfly

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:27:49 AM EDT

[#25]

Gun control is shit.
Liberals can suck my ass.
Cold dead fingers, bitch!

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:28:14 AM EDT

[#26]

Oh ARFCOM GD,
I need advice on this girl.
Should I fo or not?

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:28:38 AM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

LD

Execute Lady Death
Her contribution doesn't work
No boobs will save you

I beg to differ
A display of breastages...
I'll be in my bunk

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:30:08 AM EDT

[#28]

I hate Haiku threads.

Everyone is Snowleopard.

All are infected.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:30:25 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
Just ate some ice cream.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Gotta go poop now.

Ate big mac for lunch.
Belching clouds special sauce stink.
Officemate hates me.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:30:41 AM EDT

[#30]

Behold my new gun:
A bushmaster 2-2-3.
Underwater bump.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:31:58 AM EDT

[#31]

Quoted:

Quoted:
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who bought a large bonnet for walking;
But its colour and size,
So bedazzled her eyes,
That she very soon went back to Dorking.

LD

Execute Lady Death
Her contribution doesn't work
No boobs will save you

I beg to differ
A display of breastages...
I'll be in my bunk

Pics we must have now
The Ban hammer be damned
Ta-tas or she croaks

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:32:51 AM EDT

[#32]

Quoted:
Just ate some ice cream.
I'm lactose intolerant.
Gotta go poop now.

Don't get this thread locked
consider this a warning
no poop threads allowed

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:34:00 AM EDT

[#33]

Hey guys, need advice.
Looks like my leg fell right off,
Should I see the doc?

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:35:02 AM EDT

[#34]

Quoted:
I hate Haiku threads.
Everyone is Snowleopard.
All are infected.

A Snowleopard thread
Is sort of like a Haiku
written by drunk apes

w/stte

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:36:37 AM EDT

[#35]

apple bottom jeans
she bent over hit the floor
shorty got real low

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:38:47 AM EDT

[#36]

ARFCOM Haiku thread:
Lady Death posts limerick.
Leg Humpers unite!

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:51:30 AM EDT

[#37]

Mention of Limerick in a Haiku thread
Panta_Rhea ignorant wishes me dead.
Crusty Goat Ass!

LD

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:53:42 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Mention of Limerick in a Haiku thread
Panta_Rhea ignorant wishes me dead.
Crusty Goat Ass!

LD

First five syllables,
Then come seven syllables,
And last are five more.

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:55:37 AM EDT

[#39]

Quoted:
Mention of Limerick in a Haiku thread
Panta_Rhea ignorant wishes me dead.
Crusty Goat Ass!

LD

This haiku sucks ass.
Counting syllables is hard.
Y u no haiku!

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:56:27 AM EDT

[#40]

Teacher fucks students
if she is hot, not guilty
if ugly, guilty

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:57:22 AM EDT

[#41]

I remember days
In threads not so long ago
Many cones perished

Posted: 5/2/2013 10:58:59 AM EDT

[#42]

Also I've been playing bioshock ALOT recently

Seed of the prophet
Sits the throne and drowns in flame
The mountains of man

Posted: 5/2/2013 11:01:09 AM EDT

[#43]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Mention of Limerick in a Haiku thread
Panta_Rhea ignorant wishes me dead.
Crusty Goat Ass!

LD

This haiku sucks ass.
Counting syllables is hard.
Y u no haiku!

There once was a thread
So many rules to follow
LadyDeath cares NOT.

LD

Posted: 5/2/2013 11:28:53 AM EDT

[#44]

Psychotic benders
Chasing immortal dead men
To an open grave

Posted: 5/2/2013 11:38:34 AM EDT

[#45]

Shaking and drooping
Worlds collide and explode
I just had a stroke

Posted: 5/2/2013 11:40:30 AM EDT

[#46]

Haikus often confuse me.
Too often they make no sense.
Hand me the pliers.

Posted: 5/2/2013 11:54:36 AM EDT

[#47]

Pink beefy temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian

Posted: 5/2/2013 1:52:02 PM EDT

[#48]

First there was goatse
Then came the lemon party
The worst is DU

Posted: 5/2/2013 3:37:12 PM EDT

[#49]

LD

Posted: 5/2/2013 5:13:53 PM EDT

[#50]

Quoted:
Pics we must have now
The Ban hammer be damned
Ta-tas or she croaks

LD

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