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Posted: 9/11/2021 2:50:55 AM EDT
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When I was a kid there was practically no TV show that was off limits to my imagination. Facts of Life, golden girls, anything really.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 3:15:48 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Remember the cable movie channels in the 90s showing those cheesy B movies with the longer than normal in quantity and in time sex scenes late saturday nights? Cable company gave us a bundle of all the 'premium' channels about 6 years ago. Was gobsmacked to see that Skin-a-max was still being aired. LOL. So much silicone. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 3:18:28 AM EDT
[#3]
Sunday morning televised mass
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:01:42 AM EDT
[#4]
The Golden Girls
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:04:39 AM EDT
[#5]
 Just try with the sound ON. I dare you. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:29:21 AM EDT
[#6]
Barney Miller
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:33:32 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:35:58 AM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted: CHiPS Well ... maybe for you 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:47:16 AM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Trying to see a tit or bush in the 80s https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/18852/762FF93C-AB85-4991-BBD1-2A83A4AE3E3A_png-2086094.JPG I learned in the early 90's if I switched channels back and forth really fast eventually it would unscramble but lose audio, turn black and white, and then invert the black and white picture. Basically this, 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:51:12 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: In before “Sesame Street” Sesame Street Hard to masturbate to because none of the hot female guests ever took their clothes off. Damn censors... Jessica Alba  Amy Adams  Kelsey Ballerini  Halle Berry  Candace Bergen  Anna Faris  Eva Longoria  Emma Stone  Sofia Vergara 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:52:45 AM EDT
[#11]
Ed Sullivan
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:53:01 AM EDT
[#12]
If you’re taking about shows where actual spanking of meat occurred, I’ll submit this: Timing was critical.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 7:53:14 AM EDT
[#13]
Quote HistoryQuoted: As a young teen in the late nineties I had an old Montgomery Ward branded tv that played the clearest scrambled porn. It was like watching a negative of the real thing, it was glorious lol. Kids these days will never know the struggle before high speed internet. I always wondered if I was the only one who discovered this piece of esoteric knowledge.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:03:30 AM EDT
[#14]
Dark Shadows
the whole show had a "Caught you masturbating. What to do about it?" look to it. 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:04:44 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: We have a friend who says she had spontaneous orgasms watching Bob Crane on Hogans Heroes. Bob Crane had a reputation with the ladies. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:28:59 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Scrambled porn. Challenge extended: 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:33:08 AM EDT
[#18]
Maude
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:38:12 AM EDT
[#19]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://cdn.amomama.com/2051ed5ae6ba3a763bcf5ad1ace60640.jpg?width=800&height=600 Just try with the sound ON. I dare you. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:47:20 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Sears put out a good one way back in the day. aah, they had a great Junior Miss sexion (...I know what I said)  Hey, I was only 14 then, too 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:47:40 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Amen. JC Penny, KMART ladies underoo section, Metropolitan Museum of Art books with the boobs, Nat Geo if you didn't mind droopy "3rd world" boob.  American dad The wages of self- abuse |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:47:49 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Bob Crane had a reputation with the ladies. And the guys. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:48:06 AM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I almost went with this, then realized that a willing old lady with the ability to remove her teeth has a certain appeal |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:50:13 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I could never masturbate to Candice Bergen.  Her name makes me default to her Murphy Brown character. Which I see as being her close-to-true-nature, bitter personality. Like a Hillary Clinton thingy. https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/cf_vods/d2nvs31859zcd8/roresoy/331912590/119696c0-d4a9-4a70-8013-efe2f336d5f2/thumb/custom-a4a9377e-4b82-455e-b702-7e0e1dac2f65-640x360.jpg Oh my young brethren She has some old photos out there from the 1960's and 70's that are worth the search They even joked about them in an old episode of some lawyer TV show a few years back when another partner played by James Spader bought the set of nude pics |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:53:02 AM EDT
[#25]
Quote HistoryQuoted: And the guys. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Bob Crane had a reputation with the ladies. And the guys.  Attached FileThis is news to me. For a guy with such a friendly disposition, he was supposed to be a real scumbag from the talk back then. Supposedly why he died ugly... trying to extort someone... |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:56:34 AM EDT
[#26]
Am I in before Pee Wee’s Playhouse?
LC |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 8:59:06 AM EDT
[#27]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Maude But her daughter... 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:00:34 AM EDT
[#28]
Quote HistoryQuoted: I always wondered if I was the only one who discovered this piece of esoteric knowledge. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: As a young teen in the late nineties I had an old Montgomery Ward branded tv that played the clearest scrambled porn. It was like watching a negative of the real thing, it was glorious lol. Kids these days will never know the struggle before high speed internet. I always wondered if I was the only one who discovered this piece of esoteric knowledge. Actually it's spooky to me now, hearing this.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:03:39 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: Oh my young brethren She has some old photos out there from the 1960's and 70's that are worth the search They even joked about them in an old episode of some lawyer TV show a few years back when another partner played by James Spader bought the set of nude pics Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: I could never masturbate to Candice Bergen. Her name makes me default to her Murphy Brown character. Which I see as being her close-to-true-nature, bitter personality. Like a Hillary Clinton thingy. https://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/cf_vods/d2nvs31859zcd8/roresoy/331912590/119696c0-d4a9-4a70-8013-efe2f336d5f2/thumb/custom-a4a9377e-4b82-455e-b702-7e0e1dac2f65-640x360.jpg Oh my young brethren She has some old photos out there from the 1960's and 70's that are worth the search They even joked about them in an old episode of some lawyer TV show a few years back when another partner played by James Spader bought the set of nude pics Automatic default to Murphy Brown complaining about white patriarchy wrongs. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:12:32 AM EDT
[#30]
Hardest show: Sanford and Son
Easiest show: 20 Min Workout - this ran from 83-84 and was three amazing chics in tiny spandex outfits bending over in front of a camera for 20 solid minutes. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:13:34 AM EDT
[#31]
He said hard…not impossible
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:14:53 AM EDT
[#32]
NPT News Hour
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:15:54 AM EDT
[#33]
Highway to Heaven. That show was middle-aged mom bait. Aging heart throb, Michael Landon, with no young attractive women for them to be jealous of.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:22:22 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I learned in the early 90's if I switched channels back and forth really fast eventually it would unscramble but lose audio, turn black and white, and then invert the black and white picture. Basically this, https://pe-images.s3.amazonaws.com/photo-effects/cs6/portrait-to-sketch/image-inverted.jpg Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Trying to see a tit or bush in the 80s https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/18852/762FF93C-AB85-4991-BBD1-2A83A4AE3E3A_png-2086094.JPG I learned in the early 90's if I switched channels back and forth really fast eventually it would unscramble but lose audio, turn black and white, and then invert the black and white picture. Basically this, https://pe-images.s3.amazonaws.com/photo-effects/cs6/portrait-to-sketch/image-inverted.jpg We didn’t have cable but at my buddies house if you pushed 2 buttons at once on the old clicker box it would occasionally unscramble like that. I would have to hold that image for hours or days in the spank bank before I could rub one out. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:22:40 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:23:53 AM EDT
[#36]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Well ... maybe for you GAY! Oh wait……. 
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:24:10 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryWrong. Always hot. |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:27:50 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: GAY! Oh wait……. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Well ... maybe for you GAY! Oh wait……. Indeed |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:29:05 AM EDT
[#39]
Schindler's List. Though not impossible.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:30:56 AM EDT
[#40]
Quote HistoryQuoted: https://cdn.amomama.com/2051ed5ae6ba3a763bcf5ad1ace60640.jpg?width=800&height=600 Just try with the sound ON. I dare you. 4 1 5 2 3 |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:34:02 AM EDT
[#41]
Bozo the Clown or Murder She Wrote. Too close to call.
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Posted: 9/11/2021 9:56:32 AM EDT
[#42]
Quote HistoryQuoted: Indeed  LoL |
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Posted: 9/11/2021 10:00:06 AM EDT
[#43]
Well, the only TV in the house was in the living room, so.....
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Posted: 9/11/2021 10:02:47 AM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2021 9:31:29 PM EDT
[#45]
Quote HistoryQuoted: But her daughter... Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: Maude But her daughter... Adrienne Barbeau....quite voluptuous! |
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Posted: 9/12/2021 9:34:12 PM EDT
[#46]
Spider Babe
Lord Of The G Strings |
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Posted: 9/12/2021 9:59:08 PM EDT
[#47]
Captain Kangaroo
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Posted: 9/12/2021 10:01:22 PM EDT
[#48]
The Price is Right
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Posted: 9/12/2021 10:04:24 PM EDT
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Posted: 9/12/2021 10:11:58 PM EDT
[#50]
Super Mario Bros.
IBTL and holy shit I am dying. 
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