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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:10:31 PM EDT
[#1]
"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:10:40 PM EDT
[#2]
I haven't lied since I invented the Internet.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:11:14 PM EDT
[#3]
Technically, I've never been on the Internet.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:11:17 PM EDT
[#4]
I have never lied on the internet.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:11:38 PM EDT
[#5]
Quote HistoryQuoted: No, but I have told the truth in such an unconvincing manner that no one believed me. Been there, done that. |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:11:46 PM EDT
[#6]
internet no, but I did lie on a local BBS in 1983
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:11:57 PM EDT
[#7]
The internet is a lie.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:12:32 PM EDT
[#8]
I just did... or did I?
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:13:01 PM EDT
[#9]
Quote HistoryQuoted: There is no reason to lie - in my opinion. It's like those stolen valor idiots - they only want notoriety. This. I don’t understand people that lie. I have been told I lied here once oh about shooting in the rain. 
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:13:14 PM EDT
[#10]
Quote HistoryQuoted: internet no, but I did lie on a local BBS in 1983 That's how I met Wodstock. 
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:14:23 PM EDT
[#11]
It's okay to lie on crap sites like 4chan. If you lie on arfcom, you're a shitbag.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:15:49 PM EDT
[#12]
No.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:19:59 PM EDT
[#13]
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:41:54 PM EDT
[#14]
Never.
Until now. |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:55:42 PM EDT
[#15]
Only about everything and I am lying about that too.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:55:55 PM EDT
[#16]
My penis is 12" soft. I've never lied on the internet.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 12:59:57 PM EDT
[#17]
OP, everything I say is a lie. Even that <----
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:04:07 PM EDT
[#18]
I once said "thoughts and prayers" but I forgot to say the prayer.
Am I in trouble? |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:05:11 PM EDT
[#19]
Lie... Never! What do I need to lie about...? Im a 6'5" billionaire w/ 1% body fat, a foot long dick & a super model wife w/ an even hotter mistress. Now what color Ferrari should I drive today...?
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:08:41 PM EDT
[#20]
I am right now.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:08:53 PM EDT
[#21]
"Have you ever lied on the internet?"
My avatar is a klown. 
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:09:11 PM EDT
[#22]
The next thing I type will be true.
The last thing I typed was false. |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:11:24 PM EDT
[#23]
Quote HistoryQuoted: That is the third and most difficult way to lie. Quote HistoryQuoted: Quoted: No, but I have told the truth in such an unconvincing manner that no one believed me. That is the third and most difficult way to lie. I have a natural gift for this. We used to drive down 38th street and I would always mention the gorilla in the tree to whoever I was riding with. Everybody thought I was making up shit and I just let it ride. Then in the middle of Feb, the tree lost its leaves and everyone could see the life size gorilla mannequin hanging in the tree. They were like... Dude, I thought you were bullshitting. |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:14:06 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:19:10 PM EDT
[#25]
Sure. Garbage in garbage out for the data miners.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:23:20 PM EDT
[#26]
Why bother?
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:48:30 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:49:26 PM EDT
[#28]
I've been playing on the internet since like 1994..I'm sure I've lied a few times in a chat room forum etc
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Posted: 5/27/2021 1:59:21 PM EDT
[#29]
No..... I don't have time to elaborate though....
My new Bentley is being delivered in a few minutes....and I have to pick up my wife.....Morgan Fairchild .....whom I've seen naked |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:09:01 PM EDT
[#30]
Quote HistoryQuoted: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" 
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:09:40 PM EDT
[#31]
I started frequenting chat rooms when I was 10 or 11, you bet I lied my ass off.
" A/S/L? I'm 18/M/CA and I drive a sweet ass mustang when I'm not surfing or chilling at my beach house. "
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:11:12 PM EDT
[#32]
Not just the internet but in person.
When asked what race I am, I respond, "Alcoholic."  <----- doesn't drink (I'll go be poor somewhere else). |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:17:03 PM EDT
[#33]
No, but I've been horribly wrong, especially with geography.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:17:06 PM EDT
[#34]
Constantly.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:27:23 PM EDT
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:33:18 PM EDT
[#36]
 I Do Not Free Base Cocaine |
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:35:06 PM EDT
[#37]
Pretty sure that's not allowed.
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Posted: 5/27/2021 2:40:54 PM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: ....nope  Honestly, this. What’s the point of making shit up ? Well, if you suck in real life I guess you need to lie, however, when your awesome / interesting already, you don’t need to make shit up to be interesting. I 
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