[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Have you ever....

Posted: 7/17/2004 2:45:40 PM EDT

Sharted?

I never have, but I've come close on a couple of occasions.

Posted: 7/17/2004 2:47:51 PM EDT

[#1]

Once in basic. You don't get to run to the shitter whenever you want or need to.

Posted: 7/17/2004 2:48:48 PM EDT

[#2]

Never made a mess though. It was when I had stomache flu & I was aware the second it happened, & I cut it off while sprinting for the can.

Posted: 7/17/2004 2:49:15 PM EDT

[#3]

Sooner or later everyone does.

Posted: 7/17/2004 2:50:02 PM EDT

[#4]

Yep, once right in front of Mrs. Dow. She got a lot of miles out of that one, let me tell you...

Posted: 7/17/2004 3:11:36 PM EDT

[#5]

Yeah, but it hurt so much I stopped before I was through.
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