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Posted: 8/5/2021 12:06:20 AM EDT
In general, canned chili may or may not be a step above canned dog food. But it is nice to have as emergency rations - like the it is 2am and I have the munchies type of emergency - or the fuck power has been out for 3 days emergency. I had a can for lunch today, it actually tasted like it had chili peppers in it... Or maybe that was the colby jack I added...
So is their any canned chili that is better than the run of the mill hot dog sauce? --- fwiw, I am being fucking lazy. I used to keep premeasured servings of my chili in the freezer. I really need to make up a full pot and freeze some. |
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If you absolutely must do canned chili, Wolf lean no beans is the way to go
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Im a big fan of nalley. Beef (no pork) and beans.
There's no canned chili out there that can do the no beans chili correctly BTW |
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Nobody here likes canned chili. You have to slow cook it for 4 days with stuff that took you 4 weeks to buy. And then you have to plan out cooking it for a week. And even then it will be wrong.
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While I will admit that a slow simmer will make the best chili - I can generally do a decent imitation in 3hrs if I use a pressure cooker. 30 minutes to an hr in the pressure cooker, then another 1 or 2 simmering to reduce. Ok 4hrs, because prep does take a bit to make diy chili paste, cube the meat, and brown it properly...
I happened to have a can of wolf within reach. 30 fucking grams of carbs... I guess they use a shitload of thickener in it. Honestly, my chili probably has too many carbs - but the only carbs in it are the chilies and an onion. |
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I prefer the Yankee canned chili.
Wolf is too bitter. Edible, but barely. |
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I used to love Wolf when I was younger and wanted chili after a late night.
They moved production of it and the quality went to absolute shit though. Now it’s an orange paste with the consistency of shit out Taco Bell ground beef. Wolf sucks hard now. Making chili is easy. Wish I had started making it earlier in life. If I had to eat it out of a can, it’d be Campbell’s. |
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I think I have tried Stagg and liked it. Next question - what grocery store actually carries a decent variety any more. Seems like HEB is going primarily to store brands, my local stores are stocked about as good as a Dollar General... Walmart is definitely not a great place for fine food... I guess I need to go to a city and find a Randals or something.
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Stagg and Campbell's are two that stick in my mind for some reason. I must have eaten them and not hated them.
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HEB No Beans Chili in a can is good stuff.......................
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Wolf Angus All Beef. Too much shit has textured soy protein added - F that. It's not the be all, end all, but it's better than most.
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Quoted: While I will admit that a slow simmer will make the best chili - I can generally do a decent imitation in 3hrs if I use a pressure cooker. 30 minutes to an hr in the pressure cooker, then another 1 or 2 simmering to reduce. Ok 4hrs, because prep does take a bit to make diy chili paste, cube the meat, and brown it properly... I happened to have a can of wolf within reach. 30 fucking grams of carbs... I guess they use a shitload of thickener in it. Honestly, my chili probably has too many carbs - but the only carbs in it are the chilies and an onion. View Quote There's soy protein in it. My mom used that soy shit in hotpot...I saw it one time and I freaking gagged. |
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The can of wolf at hand mentions soy, but oats are far higher on the list of ingredients. Who the blue fuck puts oats in chili. Putting spinach in it makes more sense - at least that is not empty calories. And yes, I have done that in the past, when I realized my diet was containing no green stuff.
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Hormel is what I buy for canned chili. I eat it for lunch when theres no leftovers to take to work.
I ain't looking for a gourmet meal, just something to fill the void. |
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I brought this very same question up on the FAL FILES years ago.
After being beaten repeatedly with a rolled up newspaper *STAGG* (iirc) was the clear winner. YMMV. |
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Meh.... I'm still a big fan of Hormel Chili - beans or no beans. I'm ambidextrous.
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I've never found one that I like.
Chili is one of those things where if I don't feel like I have the time to make it, I just make something else instead. And since I don't buy ready-to-eat food in a can to begin with, there's not really much to think about while I'm standing in the kitchen wondering what I'm making for dinner. Canned chili won't be one of the options. |
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Quoted: The can of wolf at hand mentions soy, but oats are far higher on the list of ingredients. Who the blue fuck puts oats in chili. Putting spinach in it makes more sense - at least that is not empty calories. And yes, I have done that in the past, when I realized my diet was containing no green stuff. View Quote Processed food manufacturers. They add all kinds of bullshit that doesn't belong in chili (or any other imitation food-product they're trying to re-create for people who can't be bothered to cook). Wheat, soy, sugar, various hyper-refined starches...the list in "chili" is endless. And then there's the matter of the meat itself, which is usually ground, and never from a cut you'd have chosen yourself. It's always a shitshow. They'll all make a turd, though. |
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If you go to the costco business center, they have #10 cans for a very good price. We just end up freezing most of it. Compared to most canned chili, and canned food in general, it was pretty good.
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Canned chili has it's place.
Emergency food. Camping food. Hot dog topping. I buy whatever brand is on sale. |
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The Laura Lynn store brand from Ingles is pretty good for the price. They have it with or without beans for whichever side you're on. I have some in the pantry as it is much better than starving, or eating Chef Boyardee ravioli.
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Quoted: Processed food manufacturers. They add all kinds of bullshit that doesn't belong in chili (or any other imitation food-product they're trying to re-create for people who can't be bothered to cook). Wheat, soy, sugar, various hyper-refined starches...the list in "chili" is endless. And then there's the matter of the meat itself, which is usually ground, and never from a cut you'd have chosen yourself. It's always a shitshow. They'll all make a turd, though. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted: Quoted: The can of wolf at hand mentions soy, but oats are far higher on the list of ingredients. Who the blue fuck puts oats in chili. Putting spinach in it makes more sense - at least that is not empty calories. And yes, I have done that in the past, when I realized my diet was containing no green stuff. Processed food manufacturers. They add all kinds of bullshit that doesn't belong in chili (or any other imitation food-product they're trying to re-create for people who can't be bothered to cook). Wheat, soy, sugar, various hyper-refined starches...the list in "chili" is endless. And then there's the matter of the meat itself, which is usually ground, and never from a cut you'd have chosen yourself. It's always a shitshow. They'll all make a turd, though. I don't even want to know what's in the Hormel corned beef hash that I absolutely love. |
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Hormel Hot with beans is the only canned chili I will eat after trying damn near all of the brands in college
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Stagg is good. Unfortunately no stores around here carry it anymore, and its expensive as fuck on Amazon.
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Whatever brand Aldi carries. It's only $0.89/can so I can stack it deep.
If I'm in a situation where I'm eating canned chili for sustenance, taste is going to be the last thing I'm worried about |
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Wolf's hot no beans
It has only two uses for me: hot dogs and "bachelor chow" (box Velveeta mac and cheese, can of the aforementioned wolf's, a slice of pepperjack, and some bacon bits for texture) |
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Stagg steakhouse reserve is the best I've had for canned chili
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If the power is out, and no gas for genny, you'd be thawing out freezer ground beef and eating it over a fire. Between the meat and fire is a dutchoven/pot, something to put the beans in with the meat.
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Campbell's Chunky hot & spicy is ok, I've had all the others.
Basically canned chili is canned chili, no real surprise. |
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Campbell's Chunky Chili is my favorite of the several brands I have tried. Comes with both beans (my preferred) and without beans for you heathens. The regular is spicy enough for me. I don't think I could eat the spicy one. Hormel is worse than dog food.
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I did a duck duck go image search and this thread came up
https://www.ar15.com/forums/general/Best-canned-hot-dog-chili-please-/5-2055626/ |
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