[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Hey Fat Guys!!! (Page 1 of 2)
Posted: 1/7/2007 12:06:56 PM EDT
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I have read in a lot of posts lately people saying they weigh too much and they want to get down to their "perfect weight". I submit this for your immediate action. Get off your ass right now and do about 30 4 count side straddle hops(jumping jacks). Next do 20 pushups. Follow this with 20 situps and then return to your surfing. Now some of you are thinking "That little bastard knows nothing about why I weigh 50 lbs more than I should. He doesnt know the stress I am under or how I cant get it up and the wife is leaving me." How about this tubby, suck it up and do it. 5 minutes out of your day when you could be reading some retarded 9mm VS 45 post. C'mon fatass! Post results when you are done. |
Has he posted that he likes Brokeback Mountain in this thread yet? Danny 
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I for one do not like the cawk. I do however like to see like minded people live longer and get more pussy. If you think women are attracted to pot bellies then just sit there. I figure if I get just one or 2 people to see how easy daily exercise is then all the good natured ribbing is worth it. Flame on, just exercise first. One more thought, how many of you that are posting that I am a fag are actually happy about your body composition? Even then what if I were gay? Would it make me any less of a freedom loving American? |
You are making assumptions there, true though the assumptions may be they are still misguided. I have no desire to try the cawk and am pretty sure I would not like it. this theory will never be tested but thanks for the goad! ETA my page 2 are belong to me. |
So if you're not gay, why the interest in other mens bodies? That just seems gay to me. |
So, calling us fatasses is a public service? Thanks a lot, fuckstick, but mind your own fuckin' business. If we wanted any shit from you, we'd squeeze your head. Please spew your "wisdom" elsewhere. We aren't stupid; just lazy. Insulting us isn't going to make us any more energetic. |
I am interested in everyones overall fitness for a multitude of reasons. In regards to this board it is obstensibly because when the revolution comes I dont want some fatass with medical problems getting me killed because he cant keep up with the rest of the squad. Excess weight raises blood pressure and taxes your body to extremes, you die sooner and your children grieve before they should have to. I could go on here but lets suffice it to say we have a finite amount of resources on this planet and fat people use more of them! Take soap for instance, fat people require more soap to clean. Please take this response in the tongue in cheek manner in which it was posted. I dont like to use smilies to show my mod or tone. |
Hmm, where to go with this one. I dont honestly care why you are so angry at being called names but if you take offense then I apologize. I am sorry that you cannot take a joke and I am sorry that you seem to have a broomstick up your ass. Dont like my topic dont respond, eat another twinkie. I was being pretty sedentary up to about 7 months ago and I was just maybe trying to help someone out after seeing how easy it was to actually lose the 40 lbs that I have lost. For anyone wishing to get in a nice long winded typing battle you will have to wait until I am home from work. 11pm cst. Have fun funimg about me while I am gone. |
Yes i'm happy with being able to kick your ass while eating a Quad Stacker. And yes. |
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Well, I may be fat. But I still get some lovin from the GF on a regular basis. But most of all, unlike you, I know not to insult folks. Just because some pushy prick on the interweb tells me to get in shape, doesnt mean I will. Nor will it motivate me. People need to motivate themselves to get into shape. So, mind your own fucking buisness, and keep your advice to yourself, unless your asked for it. Oh, and have a nice day. |
WHAT?! DIET?!! EXERCISE?!!!? Please pucker up and kiss the rather large and extremely attractive backside of freewilly!!!!! Why the heck you think I ever got a nickname like this back in 1991,---Hmmmmm?--- You think it was because I was SLENDER or somethin'?---- Hmmmmmmm???Regards, and death to dieting!!, FreeWilly |
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So far I've bicycled 92.5 miles this year (week). When the days get a bit longer I usually do about 200 miles a week. Want to read an interesting story of one of my bicycle riding brothers? theamazingshrinkingman.spaces.live.com/ |
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I don't understand fat people, or why it's so hard to lose weight. It doesn't require EXTRA effort to lose weight, it requires LESS effort. You can lose weight just by sitting there and doing NOTHING. It takes more effort to go and get the Twinkie and eat it, than it does to sit and do nothing. Fat people simply lack self control, that is all. I don't want to hear "I have a thyroid problem", or whatever. Obesity is an epidemic in America because a lot of people eat too much, not because a lot of people have a special medical condition. If I put you in concentration camp, I guarantee you'd be losing weight. |
