Posted: 10/1/2002 7:25:24 AM EDT
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BLECHHH!!!! YUCK!!!!! Etc... I'd only HIT IT with a freaking BASEBALL BAT! [img]http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/nm/20020924/mdf113564.jpg[/img] |
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Quoted: [url]http://www.AzChatfield.net/Comebacks/WhyClickLink.jpg[/url] LMAO! Hey RBAD! My lawyer will be contacting you soon about the emotional distress you have caused me by a) posting that "picture" without the appropriate warnings, and b) contaminating my hard drive. See ya in court! [;)] |
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You bet I'd hit it. But before you think I have absolutely NO standards at all, be assured, there's a point. After I got done giving her the best twelve hours of her life, I'd THEN tell her that she just got nailed by the most rabidly pro-gun, Republican/Libertarian conservative who ever lived...and by the way, the best music you ever made still sucked sour frog's ass. Oh... and the rubbers all had one way valves installed in them. You've been slimed. But you're post-menopausal anyway, so at least you don't have to worry about more kids. But take a blood test in a few months. It should be interesting. Death by apoplexy! As for my fouling myself, well, there's always the Brillo pad and scalding hot water. I could get clean enough eventually, after exfoliating three times or so. I've worked in a funeral home and with an ambulance service both. I've got a pretty rugged constitution, so it turns out. CJ |
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Quoted: She has made some XXX rated porn movies, so I guess something would hit it, though the male might have been of another species. hielo, you can't make comments like that without providing us with a link! It's just not allowed here! [;)] cmjohnson, I wondered if anyone else was thinking that. Good call! |
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Quoted: You bet I'd hit it. But before you think I have absolutely NO standards at all, be assured, there's a point. After I got done giving her the best twelve hours of her life, I'd THEN tell her that she just got nailed by the most rabidly pro-gun, Republican/Libertarian conservative who ever lived...and by the way, the best music you ever made still sucked sour frog's ass. Oh... and the rubbers all had one way valves installed in them. You've been slimed. But you're post-menopausal anyway, so at least you don't have to worry about more kids. But take a blood test in a few months. It should be interesting. Death by apoplexy! As for my fouling myself, well, there's always the Brillo pad and scalding hot water. I could get clean enough eventually, after exfoliating three times or so. I've worked in a funeral home and with an ambulance service both. I've got a pretty rugged constitution, so it turns out. CJ Damn, that's gross. |
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Quoted: You bet I'd hit it. But before you think I have absolutely NO standards at all, be assured, there's a point. After I got done giving her the best twelve hours of her life, I'd THEN tell her that she just got nailed by the most rabidly pro-gun, Republican/Libertarian conservative who ever lived...and by the way, the best music you ever made still sucked sour frog's ass. Oh... and the rubbers all had one way valves installed in them. You've been slimed. But you're post-menopausal anyway, so at least you don't have to worry about more kids. But take a blood test in a few months. It should be interesting. Death by apoplexy! As for my fouling myself, well, there's always the Brillo pad and scalding hot water. I could get clean enough eventually, after exfoliating three times or so. I've worked in a funeral home and with an ambulance service both. I've got a pretty rugged constitution, so it turns out. CJ [puke] Your message was almost as sick as the pic |