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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." View Quote Not the first time I heard that one. Funny every time. Almost as funny as "Do they call me Mickey the ship builder?" Now, who the fuck is the photoshoped dude? |
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Originally Posted By zach_: Not the first time I heard that one. Funny every time. Almost as funny as "Do they call me Mickey the ship builder?" Now, who the fuck is the photoshoped dude? View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." Not the first time I heard that one. Funny every time. Almost as funny as "Do they call me Mickey the ship builder?" Now, who the fuck is the photoshoped dude? I'll just say he's one of the 8000. |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Dave's not here man. But he was a pretty big deal for a while. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By zach_: Dave_A? What, an underscore? Who is Dave_A? Is this like deej? Dave's not here man. But he was a pretty big deal for a while. Ban hammer? |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Well fuck, that's true. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Fun fact if you Google 8000 make friends here and click the first link it takes you to page Boob. Well fuck, that's true. Hey @beitodesstrafe Click To View Spoiler |
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View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By kbi: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Fun fact if you Google 8000 make friends here and click the first link it takes you to page Boob. Well fuck, that's true. Hey @beitodesstrafe Click To View Spoiler |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Just GD. He would derail like EVERY thread for years where it would just be quote tree after quote tree. Then he admitted to getting people he didn't like riled up to where they got banned. Then he got banned from GD. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By zach_: Ban hammer? Just GD. He would derail like EVERY thread for years where it would just be quote tree after quote tree. Then he admitted to getting people he didn't like riled up to where they got banned. Then he got banned from GD. Sounds like a real cocksucker. I worked with several cocksuckers, being in sales over the years. They were more interested in stirring up shit, as they were hitting their numbers. |
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Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: That's Dave_A View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By Notcalifornialegal: Originally Posted By zach_: OK, I guess I missed something long ago. Who the fuck is the name behind that face that gets shopped into arf images lately. That's Dave_A Bingo |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/604025/87183520.jpg View Quote Wait s fkn minutes There's a spanking scented candle ? |
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Montani Semper Libre Qoute : FCSD - Hold up! I could have tip toed around here with just my hand covering my ass, instead of jamming my thumb in my asshole? Y'all motherfuckers need a user manual or something. |
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/91271/72CF61D1-02DA-4E05-B5D6-E0A084255E93-987086.jpg View Quote La Pistola Y El Corazón |
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Originally Posted By doc_Zox: https://i.imgur.com/XrDnrPA_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By doc_Zox: Thank you Couldn't function last night To hot inside |
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the boogaloo, whose face is marred by pixels and ink and cheetos.”,
Teddy the Toad, (w,stte), "The Derpmen" |
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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“Budster, there’s a half-naked woman in your bedroom feeding pizza to some fish and she’s all yours.”
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Originally Posted By kbi: For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By kbi: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: Originally Posted By kbi: Originally Posted By Skywarp2203: https://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/2391127/87182788.jpg Wish I was alive for a cheap menu like this. @Skywarp2203 Que Gordo es I remember the 48 hamburger and 58 cheeseburgers and fresh wer like .60 and fillers of fish were under a buck Fuck Haven't ate all day Off to McDonald's McChickens! For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige. One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!". Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs. I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant. |
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Originally Posted By zach_: OK, I guess I missed something long ago. Who the fuck is the name behind that face that gets shopped into arf images lately. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/91271/86570BE0-AE42-4C17-928E-7232FBE9D455-1097518.jpg OK, I guess I missed something long ago. Who the fuck is the name behind that face that gets shopped into arf images lately. Me..... |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By kbi: https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/91271/86570BE0-AE42-4C17-928E-7232FBE9D455-1097518.jpg OK, I guess I missed something long ago. Who the fuck is the name behind that face that gets shopped into arf images lately. This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." |
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Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: I'll just say he's one of the 8000. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: Originally Posted By zach_: Originally Posted By beitodesstrafe: This reminds me of a joke. This guy comes into a bar, walks up to the bartender. Says, "Bartender, I got me a bet for you. I'm gonna bet you $300 that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single, solitary drop." The bartender looks. I mean, we're talking, like, this glass is like a good ten feet away. He says, "Now wait, let me get this strait. You're tryin' to tell me you'll bet me $300 that you can piss, standing over here, way over there into that glass, and not spill a single drop?" Customer looks up and says, "That's right." Bartender says, "Young man, you got a bet." The guy goes, "Okay, here we go. Here we go." Pulls out his thing. He's lookin' at the glass, man. He's thinkin' about the glass. He's thinkin' about the glass. Glass. He's thinkin' about the glass, glass. Thinkin' about his dick. Dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass, dick, glass. And then, *foosh*, he lets it rip. And he-he's pisses all over the place, man. He's pissin' on the bar. He pissin' on the stools, on the floor, on the phone, on the bartender! He's pissing everywhere *except* the fucking glass! Right? Okay. So, bartender, he's laughing his fuckin' ass off. He's $300 richer. He's like, "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" Piss dripping off his face. "Ha, ha, ha, ha!" He says, "You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass! You owe me $300 punta." Guy goes, "Excuse me just one-one little second." Goes in the back of the bar. In back, there's a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar. Goes, "Here you go, Mr. Bartender, 300." And the bartender's like, "What the fuck are you so happy about? You just lost $300, idiot!" The guy says, "Well, see those guys over there? I just bet them $500 a piece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, piss on your phone, and piss on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy." Not the first time I heard that one. Funny every time. Almost as funny as "Do they call me Mickey the ship builder?" Now, who the fuck is the photoshoped dude? I'll just say he's one of the 8000. Ha |
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