Posted: 6/29/2005 5:38:22 AM EDT
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I'm looking out of my office window right now....and there are a bunch of Alltel assclowns in the parking lot playing with an airsoft M4!!!! Holy shit this is funny. These people have a meeting about once a month and for some reason they all find it necessary to wear black pants and blue button up shirts....there's about five of them and the way they're waiving that thing around tells me they have ZERO experience with REAL firearms. Shit....I wish I had a camera.  
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If I am not mistaken, I believe that there is a disposable digital camera on the market?? I may have to get one to put in my car/office for those type of "priceless" moments. I don' t feel comfortable lugging my digi cam to work. F'in thieves!! What about this.... www.walgreens.com/store/product.jsp?CATID=100381&navAction=jump&navCount=0&id=prod392359 |
Yeah....I thought about that.....but maybe it would be more fun to toy with them for a while. This one idiot was pointing it at everything, and he preferred the "hollywood-hip" firing position. It was equipped with a totally sweet KFC verticle grip, an awesome OREO laser designator, and of course the ubertactical Taintpoint....... |
Hahahaha that would be good, but I would feel really bad if there was something more pertinent the SWAT guys could be attending to.......you know like calling in fake fire and then having your own house burn down the next day.  Technically these asshats are "in uniform." So I could claim them to be some extremist Alltel-cellphone conspiracy terrorist network. You know, they're distributing brain-tumor inducing electronical devices to the masses. 
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