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Posted: 11/16/2015 10:51:28 PM EDT
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Yet another example of the militarization of the police.
Well played with the title. |
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Posted: 11/16/2015 10:56:10 PM EDT
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Wow.
Millions of people at an open air mass, not nearly enough facilities to safely handle the crowd, and the govt.'s response is to recommend diapers? (the artle states they're recommending them to anyone who comes to the mass, in addition to issuing them to cops) What is that place gonna smell like? The festival/mass is gonna be 24 hours long 
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Posted: 11/16/2015 10:57:38 PM EDT
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The thin brown line.
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Posted: 11/16/2015 11:00:20 PM EDT
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Posted: 11/16/2015 11:01:02 PM EDT
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What a shitty situation.
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Posted: 11/16/2015 11:04:10 PM EDT
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No way I'd wear a diaper for that commie bastard.
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Posted: 11/16/2015 11:04:26 PM EDT
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle.
Houston, we have a shart problem... |
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Posted: 11/16/2015 11:09:16 PM EDT
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The infantilization of the police. |
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Posted: 11/16/2015 11:46:32 PM EDT
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... 
"...I have to urinate." |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 3:31:27 AM EDT
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The thin brown line. You win the internets today. LOL |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 3:36:31 AM EDT
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Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do 'cuz sometimes when you gotta go you gotta go.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 3:51:58 AM EDT
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It happens.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:07:01 AM EDT
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Yet another example of the militarization of the police. Well played with the title. Thanks, I try! 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:36:15 AM EDT
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:50:00 AM EDT
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Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. Fudge dragon? |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 5:57:06 AM EDT
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If this bullshit saves one life....
It will be a motor |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 6:23:28 AM EDT
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Thats a crappy way to show devotion to the pope
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:33:53 AM EDT
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Thats a crappy way to show devotion to the pope I see what you did there.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:38:03 AM EDT
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:39:01 AM EDT
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Poop thread.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:43:06 AM EDT
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Poop thread. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile In the end, it always goes to that... BIGGER_HAMMER 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:43:34 AM EDT
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laughed my ass off when this story hit 11 months ago. almost pissed myself it was so funny
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:44:56 AM EDT
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet. The next great prank will be to sneak up on someone and swap the lines on their CamelBak and their Stadium Buddy
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:53:45 AM EDT
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet. RVs and travel trailer have portable Jons....can't a MRAP fit one in? they are not that heavy...  ...
Wait, I have an idea...TPJ...
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:56:57 AM EDT
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The infantilization of the police. Lol, code brown, I repeat code brown. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:57:32 AM EDT
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. Fudge dragon? Brown trout. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 8:59:01 AM EDT
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Poop thread. Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You spelled Pope wrong.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:02:25 AM EDT
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RVs and travel trailer have portable Jons....can't a MRAP fit one in? they are not that heavy... ...
Wait, I have an idea...TPJ... Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet. RVs and travel trailer have portable Jons....can't a MRAP fit one in? they are not that heavy... ...
Wait, I have an idea...TPJ... 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:04:13 AM EDT
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet. RVs and travel trailer have portable Jons....can't a MRAP fit one in? they are not that heavy... ...
Wait, I have an idea...TPJ... http://www.hydrationdepot.com/images/P/32oz_G_Tanterine_5200013481CFsss.jpg Thes dont work if you are laying in a ditch for 12 hours. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:28:48 AM EDT
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Man, I sure hope this thread gets locked and trashed before my command staff finds out about it.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:34:21 AM EDT
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Thes dont work if you are laying in a ditch for 12 hours. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet. RVs and travel trailer have portable Jons....can't a MRAP fit one in? they are not that heavy... ...
Wait, I have an idea...TPJ... http://www.hydrationdepot.com/images/P/32oz_G_Tanterine_5200013481CFsss.jpg Thes dont work if you are laying in a ditch for 12 hours. We had a barricade that was 15 minutes shy of 24 hours. Several guys were missing at least one sock by the end.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:35:11 AM EDT
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Once more: you can get some pretty odd behavior out of substance abuse, but for the truly bizarre, it's hard to beat sex or religion.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:42:45 AM EDT
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About 2,000 traffic enforcers who will be on duty during the 15-19 January papal visit will be required to wear adult diapers, the Metropolitan Manila Development Authority chairman, Francis Tolentino, said. Tolentino also encouraged people who will wait for hours to see the pope to also wear diapers. The prospect of wearing diapers while on duty was “well received” by his men, he said on Wednesday. We expected this kind of thing from Stalin. Tolentino says there won’t be enough portable toilets for the millions of people expected to see Pope Francis hold an open-air mass at the seaside Rizal Park on 18 January. Maybe Pope Vladimir Ilyich could redistribute some of the church's wealth and pay for enough toilets for the crowd. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:42:55 AM EDT
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It happens. Shhh
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:46:17 AM EDT
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Wait, I had something for this.
...... Damn. 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:46:39 AM EDT
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Fuck all that.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:49:03 AM EDT
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If youre on a very long lasting Swat call out you can wind up with pissy pants too. Nobody has developed a " Tactical Porto Jon" ......yet. RVs and travel trailer have portable Jons....can't a MRAP fit one in? they are not that heavy... ...
Wait, I have an idea...TPJ... http://www.hydrationdepot.com/images/P/32oz_G_Tanterine_5200013481CFsss.jpg Came here to post this, but RayFromJersey beat me to it. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:50:34 AM EDT
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Their Cheif should pamper them more often.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:53:13 AM EDT
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Trying to get to Heaven, but Cottonelle.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 9:56:31 AM EDT
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That's why you should work for the sheriff's office. You can shit your pants and no one will notice.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 10:05:22 AM EDT
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"Pants Up! Still Pooped!"
Rookie: I heard we'll be pampered on tonight's detail! Sgt: Well... Depends. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 10:13:38 AM EDT
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Wow. Millions of people at an open air mass, not nearly enough facilities to safely handle the crowd, and the govt.'s response is to recommend diapers? (the artle states they're recommending them to anyone who comes to the mass, in addition to issuing them to cops) What is that place gonna smell like? The festival/mass is gonna be 24 hours long I really don't understand this, it's the Phillipines. They piss everywhere at random anyway.
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Posted: 11/17/2015 10:20:14 AM EDT
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Thats a crappy way to show devotion to the pope I get the joke. But the pope is not appointed by God. The stories of how perverse pope's have been over history proves that no man represents God, what a fucking silly notion. People are fools to believe that a man represents any divine figure. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 11:53:41 AM EDT
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... And fighter pilots flying cross-oceanic. Hardly a valid. Comparison. |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 1:16:16 PM EDT
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I really don't understand this, it's the Phillipines. They piss everywhere at random anyway. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Wow. Millions of people at an open air mass, not nearly enough facilities to safely handle the crowd, and the govt.'s response is to recommend diapers? (the artle states they're recommending them to anyone who comes to the mass, in addition to issuing them to cops) What is that place gonna smell like? The festival/mass is gonna be 24 hours long I really don't understand this, it's the Phillipines. They piss everywhere at random anyway. This is not, I repeat: not, an exaggeration |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 1:18:07 PM EDT
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. Fudge dragon?
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Posted: 11/17/2015 1:19:32 PM EDT
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Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Astronauts do the same thing. No time to stop the count down to tinkle. Houston, we have a shart problem... Big difference between pissing in your space suit when your about to fly into outer space and walking around with a fudge dragon squishing between your cheeks all day because some dude with a funny hat is visiting your town. Methinks that was a reference to one specific astronaut. 
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Posted: 11/17/2015 1:20:54 PM EDT
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Any time I've been with cops waiting to recover a body they all piss on the side of the house up the street. If you can't hold your shit for at least 24hr, then you ain't ever been camping son.
Daniel |
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Posted: 11/17/2015 1:33:48 PM EDT
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A 5 gallon bucket with some kitty litter will work pretty well in a pinch (or when you have to pinch).
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