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Posted: 8/19/2023 7:22:56 PM EDT
Fastest Time To Eat A Burrito - Guinness World Records
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[#1]
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[#2]
Oof
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[#3]
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[#4]
Wood.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 7:37:31 PM EDT
[#5]
With nails like that I suspect she is a bidet kinda gal.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 7:39:28 PM EDT
[#6]
I was in physical therapy after surgery. When I was on my way into the building there was a squirrel sitting on a bench eating a burrito. I mentioned it to my PT person. They looked at me and I'm sure they thought I was taking too much of my pain meds. Someone went out to look, came back in and said, "yep, there's a squirrel sitting on the bench eating a burrito".

He would not win a contest for fastest burrito eater, but he sure was enjoying it.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:35:39 PM EDT
[#7]
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[#8]
Yeah, but six packs of ritz in one gulp?  Who needs Astroglide with that kind of talent?
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:39:52 PM EDT
[#9]
She isn’t chewing it up, just swallowing. Atta girl.

There’s a video of a guy feeding his dog a burrito and it takes it probably less than two seconds. Literally one chomp and gone.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:44:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:50:38 PM EDT
[#11]
No gag reflex is a big plus mark for her.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:50:46 PM EDT
[#12]
She likes to eat a lot of dick shaped foods and appears to have no gag reflex.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5255966851139628
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:52:15 PM EDT
[#13]
Pretty sure she could do some amazing shit to my dick.

And the good thing about a chick with a big nose is that while they are licking my balls, she can stick her nose up my ass at the same time.

So, there's that.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:54:59 PM EDT
[#14]
I am taking some Tylenol, I have an ache in my groin area
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:55:03 PM EDT
[#15]
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This. If she can put that much meat down her throat that fast, that's at least a +2
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:58:14 PM EDT
[#16]
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 9:59:06 PM EDT
[#17]
Leah Shutkever. Brit. Very big on social media. She’s fit and pretty funny.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 10:14:39 PM EDT
[#18]



I'd be a little afraid to let her go to town
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 10:15:07 PM EDT
[#19]
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No gag reflex is a big plus mark for her.

Yeah, that's a +2 points.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 11:21:51 PM EDT
[#20]
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[#21]
Wood.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 11:35:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Hell yes....wood!

That side view of her at the 1:13 mark is almost a spitting image of my ex at about age 30.
Link Posted: 8/19/2023 11:56:54 PM EDT
[#23]
I’m in love…
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 7:59:28 AM EDT
[#24]
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She likes to eat a lot of dick shaped foods and appears to have no gag reflex.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5255966851139628
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Amazing
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:01:06 AM EDT
[#25]
Not hot and probably has explosive shits...
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[#26]
Such an accomplishment...
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:11:05 AM EDT
[#27]
Face 6
Body 9
Throat 12

That comes out to a solid 9.

Wood, but would not eat her ass on taco tuesday.
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:12:39 AM EDT
[#28]




I am both freaked out and intrigued by this.
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:17:22 AM EDT
[#29]
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Pretty sure she could do some amazing shit to my dick.

And the good thing about a chick with a big nose is that while they are licking my balls, she can stick her nose up my ass at the same time.

So, there's that.
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GD never disappoints when it comes to threads about chivalry, honor, fidelity, and love.
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:22:52 AM EDT
[#30]
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Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:33:01 AM EDT
[#31]
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 8:58:38 AM EDT
[#32]
She eats like a bird




Link Posted: 8/20/2023 9:12:52 AM EDT
[#34]
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She likes to eat a lot of dick shaped foods and appears to have no gag reflex.

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=5255966851139628
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That checks a lot of boxes.
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 9:13:19 AM EDT
[#35]
She's gonna be a land whale in a few years.
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 9:28:57 AM EDT
[#36]
Brennan of Step Brothers and Kobayashi
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 9:40:00 AM EDT
[#37]
Link Posted: 8/20/2023 9:42:49 AM EDT
[#38]
-1....no deepthroat.

Link Posted: 8/21/2023 7:51:58 AM EDT
[#39]
KindaWant.jpg
Link Posted: 8/21/2023 7:53:36 AM EDT
[#40]
She probably shits like a trucker and appears like shes going to resemble Shrek when that 40lbs of spackle is removed.
Link Posted: 8/21/2023 7:58:09 AM EDT
[#41]
6.5 face
10.0 body
10.0 can swallow without gagging

Overall score- 9
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