Posted: 5/6/2007 9:58:11 PM EDT
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I'm sorry this is pretty LOL funny right here. www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/ |
I'll never forget the last time I was in Jersey, I asked this guy and the toll booth directions and as he was telling them to me the guy behind me started to honk, so what does toll booth dude do? "SHUT THE FUCK UP! Any way so you stay on the turnpike....." one of the funnest thinks I had ever seen. It was like it came out of a movie |
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I still remember the talk with my middle Sister (think Jan Brady)... Why are all guys assholes? Not all guys, just all the guys you pick. Why do I pick the wrong guys? Its your criteria. You would never pick a guy that other guys think is a good guy, you always pick guys that other guys know are assholes. That chat lasted a few hours. She started bringing them past me for a thumbs up or down. For the first time I was able to tell her what a fucktard she had picked and why I thought so. After her setups for coffee at Starbucks and then a phone call for me to swing by, I remember a few of the flakes never showing their faces again.  I noticed the selections getting better and better as time moved on, until she met her now husband. He is a nice guy, and I hope they make it. Why hot women pick douchbags........Its because they dont have older Brothers.  |
We have a winner. In many cases as well there is no decent father figure, or no father at all in the household. Communities used to have extended families of uncles , brothers, and male cousins that acted as a natural filter to keep the riff raff away from the females. Now with no fault divorce, females moving long distances from their families , and couples having only one or two kids, that natural filter is no longer in place as it was years ago. |