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11/3/2009 9:47:55 AM EDT
Well... I really don't have anything to say except When I was walking to my apartment five minutes ago, there was some chick sitting in a chair puking her guts out on the sidewalk. I looked at her and gave her a WTF look, she started dry heaving again. I just walked on up stairs. Swine flu mutation? Bad part was, if she hadn't have been barfing, she'd be really smoking hot. Guess I shoulda asked for her number,
11/3/2009 9:48:50 AM EDT
[#1]
You could have been a gentleman and offered to hold her hair for her.  




-K
11/3/2009 9:49:09 AM EDT
[#2]
You didn't even offer to hold her hair back?
11/3/2009 9:49:27 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
You could have been a gentleman and offered to hold her hair for her.  




-K


LOL fucker
11/3/2009 9:52:49 AM EDT
[#4]
She had short shoulder length hair so I really didn't think of it. Its noon so whatever she is sick from, I don't want it.
11/3/2009 9:54:03 AM EDT
[#5]
Maybe she was just purging her lunch.
11/3/2009 9:55:12 AM EDT
[#6]
yeah hot chicks doing gross things like 2 girls 1 cup I don't get it.
11/3/2009 9:56:16 AM EDT
[#7]
drunk maybe?
11/3/2009 9:57:16 AM EDT
[#8]



Quoted:


yeah hot chicks doing gross things like 2 girls 1 cup I don't get it.


Except those girls weren't hot. IMO

 
11/3/2009 9:57:38 AM EDT
[#9]
Hey, if I can get one to go out with me, well, that some might consider that gross.
11/3/2009 10:03:37 AM EDT
[#10]
She was just spreading some H1N1 vomit - if you're going to get it, it might as well be from a hot chick.
11/3/2009 10:03:40 AM EDT
[#11]
slow double tap
11/3/2009 10:04:41 AM EDT
[#12]
and so it begins


Gear UP..it"s the ZOMBIE VIRUS,,





you had a chance to stop it!...



and YOU FAILED...
11/3/2009 10:10:50 AM EDT
[#13]

Hot chicks doing gross things



Isn't that the entire premise of the porn industry?
11/3/2009 10:12:50 AM EDT
[#14]
Emetophilia

Give that a Google.
11/3/2009 10:17:52 AM EDT
[#15]
Supposedly if youre doing a chick while shes vomiting, it feels really good.
11/3/2009 10:19:53 AM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
Supposedly if youre doing a chick while shes vomiting, it feels really good.


Doggy style I would hope....
11/3/2009 10:21:21 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Quoted:
Supposedly if youre doing a chick while shes vomiting, it feels really good.


Doggy style I would hope....




Just find a girl that does her Kegels and you won't have to mess with that.
11/3/2009 10:23:26 AM EDT
[#18]
Quoted:
Supposedly if youre doing a chick while shes vomiting, it feels really good.

wrenching down on the crank?

11/3/2009 10:26:38 AM EDT
[#19]
She's withdrawing from narcotics.
11/3/2009 10:31:10 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
Supposedly if youre doing a chick while shes vomiting, it feels really good.


What's the "supposedly" for?  

11/3/2009 10:42:29 AM EDT
[#21]
Should have offered to help.  

When she is feeling better she can hook you up with one of her hot friends.


You fail.
11/3/2009 10:45:06 AM EDT
[#22]
I am not a hot chick, however I have heaved outside of many apartments in Stillwater..... Penny beer Monday nights?
and FAIL!!!!!
If she was indeed hot then you should have stuck around and helped the poor girl out! Drop back by with Gatorade or a sprite, give her a caring smile, be nice. Then next week when she is better.........SHIPPAP.

I should teach real college orientation.....
11/3/2009 10:46:59 AM EDT
[#23]
You may have a shot with her when she feels better.  You said she was hot, so there's no chance in hell she's a lesbian.
11/3/2009 10:47:53 AM EDT
[#24]
So why not offer her a cup of water and a mint?


11/3/2009 10:49:07 AM EDT
[#25]
I'm in with they, "WTF why didn't you help???" crowd



Might have led to some pie in the future...
unless you're gay....is that what you're trying to tell us???
11/3/2009 10:50:19 AM EDT
[#26]
Waiting for the "Donkey Punch" jokes...


and BTW, love your user name, I graduated from OSU too.
11/3/2009 10:51:54 AM EDT
[#27]



I thought Jenny McCarthy was the hottest woman on earth, until she opened her mouth and talked about farting, then escalated to farting.




Kinda took the lustre off that for me....
11/3/2009 10:54:59 AM EDT
[#28]
nothing some mouth wash cant clean up. You blew it dude.
11/3/2009 11:00:05 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted:
She's withdrawing from narcotics.


This.  She also had bad diarrhea, you just didn't notice.
11/3/2009 11:02:05 AM EDT
[#30]
Dieting
11/3/2009 11:06:02 AM EDT
[#31]
This thread blows chunks    
11/3/2009 11:10:57 AM EDT
[#32]
Should have started fapping.
11/3/2009 11:25:16 AM EDT
[#33]
Is this another 2g1c thread?
11/3/2009 11:25:55 AM EDT
[#34]
Kind of like going downtown with one and she gases in your face type sick? Note to women out there....if you ate a burrito recently, say something! Paybacks can suck....
11/3/2009 11:29:44 AM EDT
[#35]
Should have put it in her butt.
11/3/2009 11:35:54 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
....if you ate a burrito recently, say something! ....



The fart IS the warning.
11/3/2009 11:37:32 AM EDT
[#37]
No pics?



WTH?
11/3/2009 11:38:45 AM EDT
[#38]
Quoted:
Well... I really don't have anything to say except When I was walking to my apartment five minutes ago, there was some chick sitting in a chair puking her guts out on the sidewalk. I looked at her and gave her a WTF look, she started dry heaving again. I just walked on up stairs. Swine flu mutation? Bad part was, if she hadn't have been barfing, she'd be really smoking hot. Guess I shoulda asked for her number,


Spent too much time drinking at Eskimo Joe's??
11/3/2009 11:42:06 AM EDT
[#39]
She poops too.
11/3/2009 11:43:32 AM EDT
[#40]




Quoted:

Well... I really don't have anything to say except When I was walking to my apartment five minutes ago, there was some chick sitting in a chair puking her guts out on the sidewalk. I looked at her and gave her a WTF look, she started dry heaving again. I just walked on up stairs. Swine flu mutation? Bad part was, if she hadn't have been barfing, she'd be really smoking hot. Guess I shoulda asked for her number,




or if she needed an ambulance....
11/3/2009 11:43:49 AM EDT
[#41]



Quoted:


Well... I really don't have anything to say except When I was walking to my apartment five minutes ago, there was some chick sitting in a chair puking her guts out on the sidewalk. I looked at her and gave her a WTF look, she started dry heaving again. I just walked on up stairs. Swine flu mutation? Bad part was, if she hadn't have been barfing, she'd be really smoking hot. Guess I shoulda asked for her number,


You haven't watched enough zombie movies apparently, that was high time to kick her over and blade at 45.



 
11/3/2009 11:48:09 AM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
Maybe she was just purging her lunch.


+1, you know how hard it is for hotties to be hotties.   You don't like it, go wack off to the Sears catalogue.

11/3/2009 11:57:50 AM EDT
[#43]
Hot chicks doing gross things. Thats what most of them will do till you marry em.