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5/9/2012 5:34:20 AM EDT
Tired of all the bad news and stupid BS in the world.  

Post em if you got em!
5/9/2012 5:34:59 AM EDT
[#1]
My STD test came back negative
5/9/2012 5:37:45 AM EDT
[#2]
I saved money by switching to Geico.





Just had a sleep study done and I didn't die.  


 
5/9/2012 5:38:37 AM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
My STD test came back negative


Yesssssss!
5/9/2012 5:39:10 AM EDT
[#4]
I am PCSing to California
5/9/2012 5:40:14 AM EDT
[#5]
My right palm is now hair free! thanks nair
5/9/2012 5:40:46 AM EDT
[#6]

RHINO Lugar is gone, Republican turn out for Walker was HUGE, Obama can't crack 47% against Romney.

Oh, and a out of state convict will have a WV delegate at the Democratic National Convention.

5/9/2012 5:41:37 AM EDT
[#7]
My 25 year old anemic home AC unit died Monday. I want to replace it but was really hoping for one more year, as next year I should be able to drop the coin on it.

After investigation, a fuse in the fuse box at the compressor was not passing the multimeter continuity test. $2 later, my AC appears to be working fine now.
5/9/2012 5:43:15 AM EDT
[#8]
Quoted:

RHINO Lugar is gone, Republican turn out for Walker was HUGE, Obama can't crack 47% against Romney.

Oh, and a out of state convict will have a WV delegate at the Democratic National Convention.



Well played sir
5/9/2012 5:43:40 AM EDT
[#9]
I got a new job
5/9/2012 5:45:02 AM EDT
[#10]
My new shop building is coming along nicely
5/9/2012 5:45:24 AM EDT
[#11]
I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
5/9/2012 5:53:40 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
My 25 year old anemic home AC unit died Monday. I want to replace it but was really hoping for one more year, as next year I should be able to drop the coin on it.

After investigation, a fuse in the fuse box at the compressor was not passing the multimeter continuity test. $2 later, my AC appears to be working fine now.


Very Nice, I hate it when spensive shit breaks...
5/9/2012 5:56:09 AM EDT
[#13]
My prostate PSA test came back at 0.5 !
 
5/9/2012 5:57:07 AM EDT
[#14]
I just checked my bank account, still a billionaire.

Measured my penis, still 14".

Just had a mad passionate love making session with my super model wife.

Yup, I'm a typical Arfcommer.
5/9/2012 6:00:54 AM EDT
[#15]
I have enough disposable income to tide me over this year and no responsibilities at all.
5/9/2012 6:11:37 AM EDT
[#16]
Wife said I will get some within the next 2 days !
5/9/2012 6:19:55 AM EDT
[#17]
I got wake up poon this AM.
5/9/2012 6:30:02 AM EDT
[#18]
I just began getting paid by the government to keep breathing.(social insecurity)
5/9/2012 6:30:46 AM EDT
[#19]
I just began getting paid by the government to keep breathing.(social insecurity)
5/9/2012 6:37:04 AM EDT
[#20]
My daughter is coming home from college in a week.

My wife graduates college next week and today is her last day of student teaching.

My youngest "graduates" from Kindergarten next week.

I have enough ammo to load every magazine I own and have some left over.

Most all of my friends and family are in good health.

The wife pulled the good stuff out of her underware drawer to wear today.
5/9/2012 6:38:25 AM EDT
[#21]
I am at home with a woman and three beautiful children that I love.


As an added bonus, 1) yes, they are aware of my presence, and 2) they love me as well.

5/9/2012 6:40:46 AM EDT
[#22]
CT chest scan came out stable. MRI today.

Fingers crossed it comes out good. I know it will they have been for the last 6-7 years.

5/9/2012 6:41:53 AM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
My prostate PSA test came back at 0.5 !  


woot! fuck cancer!

5/9/2012 6:44:08 AM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
My prostate PSA test came back at 0.5 !  


woot! fuck cancer!



My insurauce co, finally paid for mine, after much calling, and wtfing
5/9/2012 6:47:05 AM EDT
[#25]
Dad has stage 4 liver C, docs gave him less than six months more than two years ago!  Still has it,but still kicking, and happier than ever.  Don't always believe the docs.
5/9/2012 6:48:08 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Dad has stage 4 liver C, docs gave him less than six months more than two years ago!  Still has it,but still kicking.


WOOT! just too mean to die is what it is..
5/9/2012 6:50:09 AM EDT
[#27]
That Thai hooker didn't have a cock.
5/9/2012 6:50:59 AM EDT
[#28]
My dog is no longer under quarantine.
5/9/2012 6:51:05 AM EDT
[#29]
I'm graduating with my Bachelor's of Science in Nursing degree in a couple of days and have a job lined up already.
5/9/2012 6:51:38 AM EDT
[#30]
This asshole did NOT become your VP!




5/9/2012 6:51:47 AM EDT
[#31]
Just had a follow up visit with my neurologist. She said I'm fine, and can resume being an asshole anytime!


5/9/2012 6:51:51 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted:
That Thai hooker didn't have a cock.


CELEBRATE CELEBRATE! Dance to the music!
5/9/2012 6:52:10 AM EDT
[#33]
My wet tumbler and ss media is going to be delivered today and I got my hornady powder dispenser Monday.
5/9/2012 6:58:46 AM EDT
[#34]
I began working on my second million.   Granted, I just gave up on the first.
5/9/2012 7:09:30 AM EDT
[#35]
My back hurts so bad, I can hardly walk, but I can walk!
5/9/2012 10:05:58 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Dad has stage 4 liver C, docs gave him less than six months more than two years ago!  Still has it,but still kicking, and happier than ever.  Don't always believe the docs.


Outstanding!!
5/9/2012 10:08:43 AM EDT
[#37]
last final of the semester today
got paid yesterday
get drunk tonight
-profit
5/9/2012 10:12:09 AM EDT
[#38]


cannot believe this has not been posted yet
5/9/2012 10:25:12 AM EDT
[#39]
Mourdock beat Lugar.
5/9/2012 1:34:53 PM EDT
[#40]
Quoted:
I just checked my bank account, still a billionaire.

Measured my penis, still 1/4".

Just had a mad passionate love making session with my super model wife.

Yup, I'm a typical Arfcommer.



Fixed
5/9/2012 5:19:51 PM EDT
[#41]
Quoted:
last final of the semester today
got paid yesterday
get drunk tonight
-profit


Winning
5/9/2012 5:26:10 PM EDT
[#42]
I love these threads!


Job went from provisional to permanent May 1st.
-I got dental, vision(already had medical)
-3weeks of vacation
-15 days of sick time
-full tuition reimbursement!

Got a 3% merit raise!

Got my windows tinted on my challenger.. it looks even sweeter now!

I get to see my whole family this weekend!!



5/9/2012 5:29:51 PM EDT
[#43]



My son, Johnny_Reno Jr, is nearly finished with 6th grade.

In those years at school, he has never brought home anything other than A's on his report cards.

5/9/2012 5:31:14 PM EDT
[#44]
My MRI came back normal.  I'm not kidding.
5/9/2012 5:38:50 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
My MRI came back normal.  I'm not kidding.


Very nice.

I passed the live fire shoot house today with ease!

Get Some
5/9/2012 5:44:05 PM EDT
[#46]
POSPOTUS days in the WH are numbered, and dwindling fast !

5/9/2012 5:49:41 PM EDT
[#47]
I'm going to be a grandfather!  
5/9/2012 5:54:25 PM EDT
[#48]
I have an interview Friday for a teaching job.