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Posted: 4/6/2015 9:29:13 PM EDT

So let's hear it, how do you take a piss? ***Poll upcoming

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:29:37 PM EDT

[#1]

Uh...um...

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:29:44 PM EDT

[#2]

In before pole

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:29:56 PM EDT

[#3]

Like a man.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:30:08 PM EDT

[#4]

On whoever I need to establish dominance over.....

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:30:15 PM EDT

[#5]

This used to be a nice place.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:30:16 PM EDT

[#6]

Wherever I want however I want

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:30:20 PM EDT

[#7]

In the shower drinking a shower beer.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:30:27 PM EDT

[#8]

Whip it out, and hold on for dear life.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:30:43 PM EDT

[#9]

IB something.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:31:25 PM EDT

[#10]

With a big goddamn penis!

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:31:29 PM EDT

[#11]

In her butt.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:31:30 PM EDT

[#12]

Very carefully

Ibtp

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:31:57 PM EDT

[#13]

Like a man:

IP Freely

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:31:59 PM EDT

[#14]

All over my balls.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:03 PM EDT

[#15]

Like a man. I drop trou to the floor, put my fists against my waistline, thrust forward and let it rip.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:06 PM EDT

[#16]

With my pecker.... WTF dude did you reach the end of the internet and decide you just HAD to know?

Why don't you go meat gaze at the local truck stop. 5 gets you 10 you'll get lucky

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:11 PM EDT

[#17]

Mostly on the floor

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:11 PM EDT

[#18]

Piss thread.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:15 PM EDT

[#19]

Uh, with my penis.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:22 PM EDT

[#20]

Are you shit'n me boy?

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:24 PM EDT

[#21]

Out of my urethra. I'm old fashioned like that.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:39 PM EDT

[#22]

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:46 PM EDT

[#23]

Depends.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:32:54 PM EDT

[#24]

It isn't up to me. He uncoils and slips out the bottom of the pant leg whenever he wants.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:03 PM EDT

[#25]

Straight up.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:11 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:19 PM EDT

[#27]

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Off the tailgate of the truck so I don't get dirt on my pecker

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:25 PM EDT

[#28]

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:30 PM EDT

[#29]

Boldly, and with confidence.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:54 PM EDT

[#30]

Do you want pics too?

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:33:58 PM EDT

[#31]

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IC.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:34:05 PM EDT

[#32]

Depends

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:34:11 PM EDT

[#33]

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I see what you did there.....

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:34:33 PM EDT

[#34]

OP do you have a watersports fetish?

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:34:42 PM EDT

[#35]

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In her butt.

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It's a tie between you and kcolg.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:35:13 PM EDT

[#36]

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So let's hear it, how do you take a piss? ***Poll upcoming

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Dude, get a life.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:35:24 PM EDT

[#37]

Where's the poll option for those that go commando?

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:36:12 PM EDT

[#38]

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:36:21 PM EDT

[#39]

Keep buttoned, unzip, through hole in underwear, grip with off-hand.
Thanks, army.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:36:26 PM EDT

[#40]

I have to rotate the tip 35 degrees clockwise to get a consistent stream. If I just let nature take it's course I get a secondary stream shooting off on a tangent that potentially makes a mess. I don't have an explanation for this.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:36:35 PM EDT

[#41]

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With my pecker.... WTF dude did you reach the end of the internet and decide you just HAD to know?

Why don't you go meat gaze at the local truck stop. 5 gets you 10 you'll get lucky

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Lol. Should have been first post.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:36:46 PM EDT

[#42]

I hope it was worth it...VA-gunnut

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:37:22 PM EDT

[#43]

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With front and rear photos?

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:37:34 PM EDT

[#44]

Poll fail.

Don't unbutton, unzip, and over the top of the underwear.

ETA: Unless I'm in my home, there I sit because I'm the one that has to clean the bathroom....

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:38:04 PM EDT

[#45]

Depends on my mood.

If I'm really sleepy, or drunk, or lazy, then I will sit. Then I don't have to worry about the dribble at the end that splashes the rim of the toilet seat.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:39:02 PM EDT

[#46]

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Fuck you. I was looking for this.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:40:05 PM EDT

[#47]

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If the subject of this thread wasn't enough to get this locked, I'm sure this pic will. ITBL.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:40:15 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/6/2015 9:40:17 PM EDT

[#49]

Are you guys THAT bored on a Monday? SMDH.

Posted: 4/6/2015 9:40:20 PM EDT

[#50]

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Well, it ain't like this thread was long for the world anyway.

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