Posted: 8/25/2002 8:24:18 PM EDT
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I really want to know. I don't care to become one myself (I'm not real fond of outside responsibility, and I hate too many people), but I'd like to know. There don't seem to be any set credentials required, because some of the goderators (emphasis on some) are just as immature acting, foul-mouthed, opinionated, hateful, and vindictive as... well... me. |
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To become a mod you must fit at least one of the following requirements. 1.Have no life outside of these forums. 2.Be physically disabled to promote not having a life outside of these forums. 3.Be self employed or have the internet at work so you can be here 24/7. 4.Wear black jackboots and shout "Sieg Heil!!" and raise your right hand whenever you lock a topic. 5.Be unemployed as to encourage having nothing else to do but be here. 6.Various other reasons stated by others. |
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Well, it goes like this: In a secret session, the Avila family puts the names of the candidates in a circle. They stick a bottle in AntiUSSA's mouth and spin him around until he stops or vomits on a particular name. That individual is then kidnapped at midnight by the most senior moderators in his nearby area. He is taken to the top secret facility known as Area 15. The initiation process is long and involved. It is rumored that as part of the process, un-natural acts involving farm animals are required. Popular theory says that the candidate is able to pick one type of animal, one is drawn at random from a list, and, well, let's just leave it at the fact that the name Goatboy is there for a reason. After 49 straight hours of initiation, the potential moderator is then required to carry an unregistered assault rifle naked from the geographic center of California to the nearest free state of his choosing. If you ever wonder where the board members that are no longer here have gone, the failure rate is pretty high. Still want to be a moderator?? |
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Send me 1000 rounds of SS109 and I'll put the word in for you [;)]. I've been here a couple of years now and have risen to the top of the goderator circle (jerk), I have a key to the exectutive porta-potty (the one UP WIND), have a corner office (with the broken window with cardboard in it), and get the company Yugo on alternate weekends (when Eric(TheNeverFillsTheDamnThingUp)Hun remembers to drop the keys off). I was secretly selected a couple of years ago and approached to see if I would accept the job. At the time I was sailing around the Persian Gulf waiting for Saddam to light up our fighters with his radar so I had lots of time on my hands. Because the Gulf is like 10-13 hours off the US clocks I was in a good location to run the mid-watches. Hey that comment about us being "immature acting, foul-mouthed, opinionated, hateful, and vindictive" is really fvcked up and I'm going to lock your account now you poo-poo head! |
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Quoted: I heard sending 3 virgin ewes [url]www.white-dorper.com/images/ewes.jpg[/url] to goaty was a good start [:D] That one in the upper left, the one with her delicate nose in the air......does appear rather fetching !! [b] Out west where men-are-men and the sheep are nervous !![/b] |
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That session with the curling iron really did put the zap on your head, didn't it LT? Quoted: Quoted: BTW, I think it's only ONE day in barrel, and ONE virgin ewe now (Three ewes & a whole weekend in the barrel is for "staff").[:D] I said, I don't want to talk about it. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I heard sending 3 virgin ewes [url]www.white-dorper.com/images/ewes.jpg[/url] to goaty was a good start [:D] That one in the upper left, the one with her delicate nose in the air......does appear rather fetching !! [b] Out west where men-are-men and the sheep are nervous !![/b] Oklahoma is [b]MID-WEST[/b], not west. In Oklahoma the sheep have reason to be nervous. In the [b]Real West[/b], it is the Grizzly Bears that are Nervous. Bill |
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Quoted: Quoted: Quoted: I heard sending 3 virgin ewes [url]www.white-dorper.com/images/ewes.jpg[/url] to goaty was a good start [:D] That one in the upper left, the one with her delicate nose in the air......does appear rather fetching !! [b] Out west where men-are-men and the sheep are nervous !![/b] Oklahoma is [b]MID-WEST[/b], not west. In Oklahoma the sheep have reason to be nervous. In the [b]Real West[/b], it is the Grizzly Bears that are Nervous. Bill [b]Of course I know Oklahoma is Mid-West !! That's why I shifted the blame to the WEST !![/b] (That line is actually a quote but I can't remember from what ?) |
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Quoted: Man, you guys really have an eye for the stump broke ones... [;D] That sumAbech who sold me those, told me thems was virgins. [pissed] Now I got to go buy some more, if I ever want to make MOD status. BTW, Grock, How did you become an expert on the matter? [;D] |
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1. a burnt offering must be offered to the gods of windage and elevation, It must be of smokeless powder. [kill] 2. a virgin sacrifice in the name of lord stoner is required [kill] 3. [b]concentual[/b] fornication with the farm animal of your choice [sex] 4. the ability to feed off the blood of others [dracula] |
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Being in charge of Romper Room is tougher than you kiddies think. [img]http://www.tvparty.com/vgifs9/romp2.gif[/img] ColtShorty GOA KABA COA JPFO SAF NRA "I won't be wronged, I won't be insulted and I won't be laid a hand on. I don't do these things to other people and I require the same from them." |