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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - How The Fight Started

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:18:19 AM EDT

A story:

"I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and simply say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . and that's when the fight started . ."

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:19:15 AM EDT

[#1]

Good one!

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:19:35 AM EDT

[#2]

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:20:48 AM EDT

[#3]

(((( RIMSHOT ))))

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:22:13 AM EDT

[#4]

Now make up for it by giving us another good WD-40 lesson!

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:22:27 AM EDT

[#5]

"he punched me in my kneecap so I tossed him, oh a good 10 feet."

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:22:31 AM EDT

[#6]

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:23:53 AM EDT

[#7]

Thats pretty good.....

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:25:55 AM EDT

[#8]

Posted: 11/29/2007 5:30:34 AM EDT

[#9]

Now I have to explain to a co-worker what I am laughing at.

Posted: 11/29/2007 6:15:06 AM EDT

[#10]

A bump.

Posted: 11/29/2007 6:16:32 AM EDT

[#11]

You should have taken him bowling(Dwarf Bowling)

Posted: 11/29/2007 6:17:25 AM EDT

[#12]

Posted: 11/29/2007 6:20:39 AM EDT

[#13]

Hear about the gay midget?

He came out of the cupboard.

Hear about the midget, psychic, bankrobber?

He was a small medium at large.

Posted: 11/29/2007 6:22:21 AM EDT

[#14]

Thanks for the chuckle, OP...needed that!

Bryan

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:02:43 PM EDT

[#15]

i got that

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:03:49 PM EDT

[#16]

thats good.

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:04:50 PM EDT

[#17]

If they could reach the keyboard, I'd imagine there could have been some angry replies to this thread.

- BG

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:06:29 PM EDT

[#18]

Good one!

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:12:50 PM EDT

[#19]

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:18:41 PM EDT

[#20]

Appears he was Grumpy.
Funny joke.

Posted: 11/29/2007 4:20:58 PM EDT

[#21]

nice one that made my night

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:16:33 PM EDT

[#22]

Dear Lord.

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:20:32 PM EDT

[#23]

'grumpy' of course

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:35:44 PM EDT

[#24]

Oh hell!

Ops

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:38:27 PM EDT

[#25]

Was it this guy? Oh man; you go SO owned!!!

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:40:19 PM EDT

[#26]

But watch out, they can only punch on waist high !

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:41:21 PM EDT

[#27]

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:42:42 PM EDT

[#28]

I found the new joke I am telling before government training tomorrow.

Posted: 11/29/2007 8:51:36 PM EDT

[#29]

Good One!!

Posted: 11/29/2007 9:00:28 PM EDT

[#30]

Posted: 11/30/2007 2:19:20 AM EDT

[#31]

What do you get when you cross a dwarf and a hooker?

A little fucker about this high.

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