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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:44:56 PM EDT

another reason why i hate German monstrosities.

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:50:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:51:42 PM EDT

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Lol, BMW.

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:52:15 PM EDT

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Lol, OP is poor.

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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:53:22 PM EDT

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And a fan of a marque that doesn't even exist anymore.

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:54:58 PM EDT

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And a fan of a marque that doesn't even exist anymore.

Oh man you zinged him there

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:55:45 PM EDT

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OP has hurt feels.

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:56:41 PM EDT

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Haven't watched, but I'm guessing it teaches you how to be a self absorbed asshole driver. That's what the BMWs drivers out here are. They are the only thing worst than the bro dozers.

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:56:44 PM EDT

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Fuck you wanker

just jelly.

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:57:02 PM EDT

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Haven't watched, but I'm guessing it teaches you how to be a self absorbed asshole driver. That's what the BMWs drivers out here are. They are the only thing worst than the bro dozers.

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Pretty much

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:58:22 PM EDT

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

On a porcupine the pricks are on the outside.

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Posted: 5/26/2016 7:58:48 PM EDT

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And a fan of a marque that doesn't even exist anymore.

got to admit thats a good burn

old Pontiacs are still better though

Posted: 5/26/2016 7:59:17 PM EDT

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My BMW experience was more like this

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:00:37 PM EDT

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>>Buy Ultimate Driving Machine

>>Not be an ultimate driver

>>Or anything even close.

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:08:35 PM EDT

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Come on man I'm E30 shopping now. Your rubbing it in.

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:10:38 PM EDT

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Posted: 5/26/2016 8:21:54 PM EDT

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The problem with BMW drivers is guys like my Mom's new husband who has owned several M-3's and Z-3 coupes. He will drive the speed limit in the left lane and is afraid to use more than 1/8 throttle

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:31:29 PM EDT

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I used to drive a BMW Convertible, sold it before I killed myself.

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:33:20 PM EDT

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Awesome vid.

Nigel

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:34:35 PM EDT

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I thought only Yugos drove folks to suicide.

Nigel

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:53:22 PM EDT

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Been working on a guy all week to part with his 540i.

I love V-8 BMW's.

Posted: 5/26/2016 8:54:53 PM EDT

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Meh, was considering a BMW.

I now identify as an Audi owner.

Posted: 5/26/2016 9:59:20 PM EDT

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got to admit thats a good burn

old Pontiacs are still better though

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r71/Steam_McQueen/P1/P2/P3/P4/P5/camille001.jpg

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And a fan of a marque that doesn't even exist anymore.

got to admit thats a good burn

old Pontiacs are still better though

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r71/Steam_McQueen/P1/P2/P3/P4/P5/camille001.jpg

Dude, is that your land yacht? That is beautiful!

I shared the video with the two BMW drivers I know, both of which are female ironically.

Posted: 5/26/2016 10:38:25 PM EDT

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Meh, was considering a BMW.

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Ah, an Audist.

Posted: 5/26/2016 10:42:54 PM EDT

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Even more reason for you to whoop his ass.

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