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6/9/2012 11:19:57 AM EDT
It might not have been the most stylish, but for decades the top-loading laundry machine was the most affordable and dependable. Now it's ruined—and Americans have politics to thank.

In 1996, top-loaders were pretty much the only type of washer around, and they were uniformly high quality. When Consumer Reports tested 18 models, 13 were "excellent" and five were "very good." By 2007, though, not one was excellent and seven out of 21 were "fair" or "poor." This month came the death knell: Consumer Reports simply dismissed all conventional top-loaders as "often mediocre or worse."

How's that for progress?

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704662604576202212717670514.html
6/9/2012 11:23:03 AM EDT
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6/9/2012 11:36:38 AM EDT
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Washing machine tech has advanced a lot since March 17, 2011.

It is a problem though. That, and toilets that don't work unless you flush them three times.
6/9/2012 11:37:50 AM EDT
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The answer to your problem:  Speed Queen.
 
6/9/2012 11:39:14 AM EDT
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The answer to your problem:  Speed Queen.  


Are transvestites on meth that good at washing laundry?
6/9/2012 11:39:37 AM EDT
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to have that much time

 
6/9/2012 11:43:57 AM EDT
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6/9/2012 11:45:18 AM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.
6/9/2012 11:54:04 AM EDT
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Quoted:
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The answer to your problem:  Speed Queen.  


Are transvestites on meth that good at washing laundry?


Yes. But you have to put a roll of quarters up their ass.
6/9/2012 11:54:32 AM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.


What did they do to furnaces and water heaters?
6/9/2012 11:55:27 AM EDT
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Glad I bought a used commercial top loader Maytag...maybe I should go buy another as a backup





Speed


 
6/9/2012 11:55:57 AM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.


What did they do to furnaces and water heaters?


Required greater efficiency.
6/9/2012 12:03:52 PM EDT
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My Fisher & Paykel top load washer and top load dryer have been flawless for over 5 years.
6/9/2012 12:08:30 PM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.


They make front loading furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters?  
6/9/2012 12:10:46 PM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.


They make front loading furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters?  


They fucked up air conditioners when they banned R-12.
6/9/2012 12:11:34 PM EDT
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Here's a god-damned radical FUCKING CONCEPT: how about the fucking .gov stops fiddle-fucking with how much of a....aw fuck it.  Y'all know what the fuck I'mma say.  Fuck.  
6/9/2012 12:12:36 PM EDT
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Let's not forget the government meddling in our detergents.
6/9/2012 12:25:39 PM EDT
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It's even better if you watch it while listening to the ghostbusters theme song.
6/9/2012 12:26:10 PM EDT
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Our current machine will wash one shirt at a time just great.  Our machine runs 3 or 4 times as many loads as the old machine use to, but the government says we're "green" now
6/9/2012 12:29:19 PM EDT
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Our current machine will wash one shirt at a time just great.  Our machine runs 3 or 4 times as many loads as the old machine use to, but the government says we're "green" now


6/9/2012 12:31:56 PM EDT
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Peak washers.
6/9/2012 12:32:50 PM EDT
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It's really nice still having hydraulic oil and dirt on my clothes after washing them four times. I like showing up to work just as dirty as when I left the day before, it's really professional. I also really enjoy spending half of my weekend washing fucking clothes because once isn't nearly enough. Thanks Washington.

 
6/9/2012 12:33:05 PM EDT
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Meh. I bought my Roper top loader washer and dryer set used for $250 about 5 years ago. Since then I have put maybe $50 in parts in both, along with swapping the dryer's power cord every other time I move.

They wash everything from regular clothes to the giant blankets that I got in Korea with no problems.
6/9/2012 12:38:45 PM EDT
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Don't worry.

After the SHTF, we'll all be taking our clothes down to rocks by the river to wash them.

6/9/2012 12:39:53 PM EDT
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Don't worry.



After the SHTF If the EPA has it's way, we'll all be taking our clothes down to rocks by the river to wash them.









 
6/9/2012 12:41:44 PM EDT
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My 1986 Maytag top loader is running great.  I have had to replace some parts and I will continue to do that unless someone builds something better.
6/9/2012 12:43:06 PM EDT
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Don't worry.



After the SHTF If the EPA has it's way, we'll all be taking our clothes down to rocks by the river to wash them.







 


You forgetting about the rare endangered pink bellied stream minnows?



YOU CAN'T WASH YER SKIVVIES IN THERE!!!
 
6/9/2012 12:43:33 PM EDT
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Don't worry.

After the SHTF If the EPA has it's way, we'll all be taking our clothes down to rocks by the river to wash them.



 


No we won't.

Clean Water Act and all that.
6/9/2012 12:44:03 PM EDT
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6/9/2012 1:09:51 PM EDT
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Dont forget insecticides and gas cans––is there anything they touch they dont fuck up?
6/9/2012 1:32:18 PM EDT
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The video that's from is pretty funny when the washer goes berserk on the plants.
6/9/2012 1:33:52 PM EDT
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Washing machine tech has advanced a lot since March 17, 2011.



It is a problem though. That, and toilets that don't work unless you flush them three times.
They have fixed that problem.





 
6/9/2012 1:49:57 PM EDT
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Omfg that was priceless.
6/9/2012 1:59:18 PM EDT
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we have a 40 year old Maytag. I am always on the lookout for a backup one at local auctions.
6/9/2012 2:51:39 PM EDT
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Dont forget insecticides and gas cans diesel engines––is there anything they touch they dont fuck up?


There's something they really fucked up.  Including the fuel.

6/9/2012 2:54:31 PM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.




What did they do to furnaces and water heaters?




Required greater efficiency.




Unfortunately, 'requiring efficiency' and 'running efficiently' are two separate things.
 
6/9/2012 2:54:47 PM EDT
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Dont forget insecticides and gas cans diesel engines––is there anything they touch they dont fuck up?


There's something they really fucked up.  Including the fuel.



I've been informed on this website that anyone who complains about nonsensical regulation really just wants free reign to destroy the environment.


Seriously tho... if mandating efficiency made it happen (and in a cost-effective manner) why not mandate that all IC engines be 90% efficient at converting chemical energy to motion?
6/9/2012 3:03:28 PM EDT
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I know a guy that repairs appliances. I asked him about a front loader. He said "does your old washing machine work?" I said yes. He said "keep it!". The first thing that goes out and goes out often on a new front loader is a $400.00 computer board.

I have repaired my old whirlpool top loader a couple of times with parts off the internet. Its got to be at least 20 years old and still going.
6/9/2012 3:05:58 PM EDT
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LOL top-loaders.
6/9/2012 3:45:30 PM EDT
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I guess most of you have never used one of these huh?

Top loading washing machine problems must be a tough life to live...

6/9/2012 3:48:27 PM EDT
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My Fisher & Paykel top load washer and top load dryer have been flawless for over 5 years.


Zero problems with my Whirlpool washer & dryer of 12 years!  
6/9/2012 3:55:15 PM EDT
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Did they hotwire the washer in that video?  I was extremely surprised it didn't stop, beep and the screen print out "I hate you. " before self destructing.

Kharn
6/9/2012 3:56:32 PM EDT
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6/9/2012 4:03:15 PM EDT
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So now you are saving three times as much water!
6/9/2012 4:03:24 PM EDT
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and furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters.


They make front loading furnaces, air conditioners and water heaters?  


They fucked up air conditioners when they banned R-12.


Yeah, my house has been hot as hell ever since they changed what they use in cars.



6/9/2012 4:11:02 PM EDT
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I can't wash my hulls in a front loader, it'd be too noisy!

6/9/2012 4:12:38 PM EDT
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I guess most of you have never used one of these huh?

Top loading washing machine problems must be a tough life to live...

http://www.anuncio.net/images/anuncios/pica-antigua-de-lavar-ropa_8a0b9bc95b6e93acd59fe9e1dcfe400d.jpg


You're right.  I prefer my first world problems to Brazil's third world problems, for sure.
6/9/2012 4:12:51 PM EDT
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I can't wash my hulls in a front loader, it'd be too noisy!



http://i.sawblade-tx.com/DSC_2289s.jpg






I have washed a ton of greasy resized brass in an old top loader.  Very easy cleaning!
 
6/9/2012 4:13:50 PM EDT
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I can't wash my hulls in a front loader, it'd be too noisy!

http://i.sawblade-tx.com/DSC_2289s.jpg


That is precisely how I was .223 brass.  With lemishine and green dishwasher soap.  Does a fantastic job.

Front-loading DRYER absolutely makes a hell of a racket.  But with a few towels, gets a thousand pieces of brass dry in about 3 minutes on low heat.
6/9/2012 4:36:39 PM EDT
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We've had out Kenmore elite toploader for at least 15 years now.  It needs $3 worth of parts every year (coupler or the agitator cams).  The guy at the parts place says it's the best washer going.
6/9/2012 4:49:33 PM EDT
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I expect even more regulations for washing standards... extended warranties...  and the price of washing machines will rise accordingly.  

I remember back in the 1980's, the car companies had figured out how to put crappy emissions systems on cars.  Cheaply made systems were highly profitable, and the companies were making millions on replacement parts/services.  

Guys like me were simply disconnecting the systems, or people were simply driving around with systems that weren't working.  

So the EPA required the car companies to warranty the entire system for 100,000 miles.  The car companies said hey, no prob, we'll just raise the price of the cars!
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