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Posted: 2/8/2013 8:05:48 AM EDT

I assume his armor provides him with nutrients and he can just pee in the suit. How does he go number 2?

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:06:36 AM EDT

[#1]

His suit just recycles the waste into a nutrient paste. Probably like Space Marines.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:07:18 AM EDT

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Posted: 2/8/2013 8:09:44 AM EDT

[#3]

Future space warriors excrete waste exclusively through the act of teabagging.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:10:23 AM EDT

[#4]

Quoted:
His suit just recycles the waste into a nutrient paste. Probably like Space Marines.

Ok, but how does it clean his butt.

this is not a poop thread.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:11:52 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Future space warriors excrete waste exclusively through the act of teabagging.

Lol

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:13:40 AM EDT

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Future space warriors excrete waste exclusively through the act of teabagging.

So being unable to take a comfortable shat is what makes you go gay.

Thank God for toilets.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:15:16 AM EDT

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Quoted:
Future space warriors excrete waste exclusively through the act of teabagging.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:17:45 AM EDT

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Quoted:
I assume his armor provides him with nutrients and he can just pee in the suit. How does he go number 2?

This explains that.

Science fiction is gross sometimes.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:17:47 AM EDT

[#9]

It's in the books, Spartans don't defecate.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:17:54 AM EDT

[#10]

I'd send this to the only Master Chief I know, but it'd probably earn me an ass kicking (or at the very least a world class WTF look).

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:20:53 AM EDT

[#11]

He is surgically altered w/ built in poop chute/food re-prossessor.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:22:00 AM EDT

[#12]

Cortana IS an advanced AI.

I'd assume sammiches and "clean-up aisle 2" is part of her mission profile.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:22:03 AM EDT

[#13]

poop thread.

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:25:48 AM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
Future space warriors excrete waste exclusively through the act of teabagging.

YES!

Posted: 2/8/2013 8:27:06 AM EDT

[#15]

poop thread

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