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5/8/2005 8:11:46 PM EDT
Do your roids dig Prep H?
5/8/2005 8:13:27 PM EDT
[#1]
It will reduce bags under your eyes.  
5/8/2005 8:14:18 PM EDT
[#2]
Oh yeah, man it works great!  Here's a secret tip to using it. Apply it with one of those small stainless steel wire brushes and bear down hard so that you get it in all the little crevasses.
5/8/2005 8:15:58 PM EDT
[#3]
Don't be hesitant or embarrassed.  Just use it and believe that it works.  So you have hemroids, huh?
5/8/2005 8:17:49 PM EDT
[#4]
5/8/2005 8:20:53 PM EDT
[#5]
I don't know for sure, but I think that  for all they're worth you might as well just stick them up your ass...
5/8/2005 8:27:57 PM EDT
[#6]
Lie flat on your back with your feet elevated for 30 minutes a day. This will help ease the pain & swelling.  
5/8/2005 9:28:59 PM EDT
[#7]

"It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."


5/8/2005 9:29:35 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v442/airwolf144/preph.jpg



^_^
5/8/2005 9:33:13 PM EDT
[#9]

Quoted:
I don't know for sure, but I think that  for all they're worth you might as well just stick them up your ass...



Yeah, a friend told me that the Dr. put him on suppositories for a couple weeks. Said they tasted terrible and he might as well have shoved them up his ass for all the good they did.....
5/8/2005 10:21:31 PM EDT
[#10]
Most medications for hemorrhoids have both a topical anesthetic for pain and a steroid for swelling and inflammation.
5/8/2005 10:37:33 PM EDT
[#11]
Preparation H feels pretty good on the whole.
5/8/2005 10:39:45 PM EDT
[#12]
My girlfriend got her prep H mixed up with her facial lotion.   Her ass is smooth but her head shrank...





5/9/2005 6:14:57 AM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:
Preparation H feels pretty good on the hole.



Fixed it for ya...
5/9/2005 6:17:28 AM EDT
[#14]
I remember when Johnny Cash died the Prep H people were in the middle of negotiating for the rights to use "Ring of Fire" in one of their commercials. THAT would've ROCKED, but the cash family decided that was inappropriate.

Can you just imagine? "...and it burns, burns burns...that ring of fire, that ring of fire..."
5/9/2005 6:17:37 AM EDT
[#15]
"I need Preparation H for my bungholio!"

5/9/2005 6:19:39 AM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:
I don't know for sure, but I think that  for all they're worth you might as well just stick them up your ass...



One of the funniest/quirkiest movies ever
5/9/2005 6:20:54 AM EDT
[#17]
What happened to preparation A through G? Did they go in the shitter?
5/9/2005 6:24:03 AM EDT
[#18]
How about YOU try it and then post pics.
5/9/2005 6:40:51 AM EDT
[#19]
Stuff it in the pooper, then.......
5/9/2005 6:52:49 AM EDT
[#20]
My buddy is an asshole doctor, I swear he told me Prep H doesn't do shit. He is a smart MF'er so I believe him. FWIW

He gave me something...I can't remember the name...Maybe "proctozone".

It does have the steriods and it works

It eliminates the "flair up" in a day or two.
5/9/2005 8:53:33 AM EDT
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5/9/2005 8:56:02 AM EDT
[#22]
Less boyfriends and more girlfriends would preclude your need for PrepH.  
5/9/2005 9:01:42 AM EDT
[#23]
My buddy is an asshole doctor, I swear he told me Prep H doesn't do shit. He is a smart MF'er so I believe him. FWIW

He gave me something...I can't remember the name...Maybe "proctozone".

It does have the steriods and it works

It eliminates the "flair up" in a day or two.




I can vouch for that.  Aloe Vera lotion (close to 100% as you can get) works wonders.  
 
5/9/2005 9:03:19 AM EDT
[#24]
"Preperation A through G were complete failures".


5/9/2005 9:06:29 AM EDT
[#25]
Somewhere in Southeast Alaska, there used to be a 'Preperation H Construction Company' that specialized in pile driving.

True story. I've seen one of their trucks.
5/9/2005 11:40:56 AM EDT
[#26]
It works on a sunburn, too.
5/9/2005 11:50:37 AM EDT
[#27]
On a side note, anyone ever think it would be funny if someone got "Anbesol" and "Anusol" mixed up?

AHHhhahhh.hahahaaa...

I'll go away now.
5/9/2005 11:58:22 AM EDT
[#28]

Quoted:
My buddy is an asshole doctor, I swear he told me Prep H doesn't do shit. He is a smart MF'er so I believe him. FWIW

He gave me something...I can't remember the name...Maybe "proctozone".

It does have the steriods and it works

It eliminates the "flair up" in a day or two.



Yo buddy is full of shit!  It does work - maybe not for him because it ain't prescription and doesn't grease his palms.
5/9/2005 12:03:11 PM EDT
[#29]

Quoted:
I remember when Johnny Cash died the Prep H people were in the middle of negotiating for the rights to use "Ring of Fire" in one of their commercials. THAT would've ROCKED, but the cash family decided that was inappropriate.

Can you just imagine? "...and it burns, burns burns...that ring of fire, that ring of fire..."



I'm LMFAO so hard people are looking into my office like I'm crazy and I'm having a hard time typing.

5/9/2005 1:17:32 PM EDT
[#30]
It doesn't work, it just makes you sticky (work safe answer).

The best solution is to keep those puppies from swelling up; two teaspoons of Metamucil every night works for me.
5/9/2005 1:19:36 PM EDT
[#31]
Johnny Cashs inspiration for Ring Of Fire came when he mistook his Ben Gay for his Preperation H.