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Posted: 8/3/2016 3:06:30 PM EDT

This is about you, not me.

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:07:57 PM EDT

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If hate f that after 0 beers

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:08:57 PM EDT

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Two?

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:13:22 PM EDT

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What in the blue fuck is this shit?!

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:18:07 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/3/2016 3:32:01 PM EDT

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All of them and then some.

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:34:08 PM EDT

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That would surely be a disappointed chicken carcass Miley. She'd have to grind on your corpse.

May I suggest a single bottle of the good stuff?

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:41:54 PM EDT

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Are you a interrogator ?

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:45:10 PM EDT

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She'd be calling me Mr. Lahey.

Posted: 8/3/2016 3:48:08 PM EDT

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Remember to pull the bag of giblets out of there beforehand.

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:05:15 PM EDT

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More an interlocutor.

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:07:21 PM EDT

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Two beers or not two beers......that is the questions.

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:12:35 PM EDT

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Does this mean Ann-Margret's not coming?

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:16:30 PM EDT

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MFW

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:22:45 PM EDT

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If you have ever been to the jim beam distillery and seen their still (its several stories high and puts liquor out like water out of a firehose). Well I would need to funnel about 1 minute worth of that stills output.

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:27:30 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/3/2016 4:31:24 PM EDT

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I'll worry about that. Just answer the question.

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:31:50 PM EDT

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Dam

OP, you need Jesus

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:33:20 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/3/2016 4:39:39 PM EDT

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Ma'am, I seem to have dislodged your giblets...

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:40:34 PM EDT

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Sober. BTDT.

IBTL

Posted: 8/3/2016 4:42:35 PM EDT

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2 beers to do the chicken and 12 beers to stick it in her mouth.

Posted: 8/3/2016 5:20:50 PM EDT

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How many beers till what?

A. Before I can't say my ABC's? or
B. Before I wake up naked in a strangers bathroom with a fresh tattoo, wrist band from 3 different night clubs, and handcuffed to the toilet?

A. 24
B. Tequila

Posted: 8/3/2016 5:34:42 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/3/2016 6:13:50 PM EDT

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Fucked the giblets out of her eh?

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:16:16 PM EDT

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I just downed a whole 75cl bottle of Westmalle tripel.

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:24:54 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/3/2016 6:35:01 PM EDT

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One doesn't go from dining for no cost in the finest restaurant on the regular to eating scrapings from the bottom of a dumpster due to consumption of alcoholic beverages. He'd die from alcohol poisoning prior to that point.

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:40:14 PM EDT

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The dead chicken, or Miley Cyrus?

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:42:26 PM EDT

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Id fuck Miley sober. Wanted to for many years. (She's older than me. Fuck off Chris Hansen)

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:42:27 PM EDT

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Lets be a little more specific.

How many beers until I start slurring my words, or how many beers before I'm up all night pissing?

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:46:43 PM EDT

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Posted: 8/3/2016 6:52:09 PM EDT

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Wat?

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:57:56 PM EDT

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How many beers till what?

A. Before I can't say my ABC's? or

B. Before I wake up naked in a strangers bathroom with a fresh tattoo, wrist band from 3 different night clubs, and handcuffed to the toilet?

A. 24

B. Tequila

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You know what 'til.

Posted: 8/3/2016 6:59:12 PM EDT

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"Or?"

Posted: 8/3/2016 7:00:50 PM EDT

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Objection. Relevance?

Posted: 8/3/2016 7:02:20 PM EDT

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Well... We're waiting!

Posted: 8/4/2016 2:23:27 AM EDT

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Are you saying I should get both?

Posted: 8/4/2016 2:34:09 AM EDT

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I voted one to two. A couple years ago I was an eight to ten when I was still pissed off about my divorce. Now...mehhh... one to two or a scotch and a cigar and I'm good to go.

Posted: 8/4/2016 2:38:20 AM EDT

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I can only discern it's the number of beers to stick it in the Miley chicken. To that, the answer is there isn't enough beer in the universe. Party in the USA Miley... 1 beer.

Posted: 8/4/2016 2:57:43 AM EDT

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I say cocaine - and a lethal dose still isn't be enough.

Posted: 8/4/2016 3:16:42 AM EDT

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which end...?

after careful consideration, i have calculated and quantified cyphered on it and...

Posted: 8/4/2016 3:41:25 AM EDT

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That would surely be a disappointed chicken carcass Miley. She'd have to grind on your corpse.

May I suggest a single bottle of the good stuff?

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That would surely be a disappointed chicken carcass Miley. She'd have to grind on your corpse.

May I suggest a single bottle of the good stuff?

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I'm sorry, but after I tried 21 year Balvenie Portwood, I disagree. This stuff is gooood!

Posted: 8/4/2016 9:04:27 AM EDT

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It's been so long, I'd do it sober!

Posted: 8/4/2016 5:09:05 PM EDT

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I'm sorry, but after I tried 21 year Balvenie Portwood, I disagree. This stuff is gooood!

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That would surely be a disappointed chicken carcass Miley. She'd have to grind on your corpse.

May I suggest a single bottle of the good stuff?

http://www.ar15.com/media/viewFile.html?i=90827

I'm sorry, but after I tried 21 year Balvenie Portwood, I disagree. This stuff is gooood!

I've merely had the 17yr Double Wood, and it took some air in the bottle to lose a bit of bitterness, though now it's quite nice. Not a big fan of the 12yr without ice to bring the fruit forward and mellow it.

Posted: 8/4/2016 5:14:50 PM EDT

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I'd just like to point out that I'm far more disappointed in the "... Rosie O'Donnell..." folks than the "1-2"s and the eager alcoholics.

Face-focused, anthropomorphically imaginative chicken fuckers aren't the worst thing in the world... Hillary Clinton is the worst thing in the world.

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