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10/17/2009 6:14:05 PM EDT
Does it taste like pork or beef? If pork, I would probably eat some.
10/17/2009 6:14:37 PM EDT
[#1]
Not chicken?
10/17/2009 6:15:04 PM EDT
[#2]
its the other white meat...why not visit the morgue and try some?
10/17/2009 6:15:27 PM EDT
[#3]
According to the few confessions I have read from modern westerners who have ate human flesh, it tastes much like beef.
10/17/2009 6:15:31 PM EDT
[#4]
Not likely chickenish. I somehow think its more like pork.
Maybe it's just the long pork thing thats throwing me off, tho.
10/17/2009 6:16:51 PM EDT
[#5]
10/17/2009 6:17:30 PM EDT
[#6]
You want to taste human meat just get a boyfriend.
10/17/2009 6:17:48 PM EDT
[#7]
I read that human flesh was called "long pig" by cannibalistic tribes in the south Pacific. So I would assume that it was alot like pork.
10/17/2009 6:17:58 PM EDT
[#8]
Human meat would probably be the most diseased meat you could eat.
10/17/2009 6:18:13 PM EDT
[#9]
Quoted:
Does it taste like pork or beef? If pork, I would probably eat some.


What, like tubesteak?  You're a weird guy.....
10/17/2009 6:18:40 PM EDT
[#10]
It really depends on what the human was feeding on.

Since most humans feed on shit that's how they taste.
10/17/2009 6:18:51 PM EDT
[#11]
Amazingly close to Chimpanzee, really.  Why do you ask?

10/17/2009 6:19:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Fat people and children taste like veal. Obama told me so.
10/17/2009 6:19:17 PM EDT
[#13]
According to zombie folklore, the good part is in the brains. Apparently its got what zombies crave.
You should crave them too.
10/17/2009 6:19:45 PM EDT
[#14]
You know that soccer team that was in a plane crash in the Andes mountains in South America years ago?

The one that resorted to cannibalism to survive?

Well, what they never told you is the survivors LIKED eating the dead bodies.

"Pass me another helping of co-pilot, please!"

10/17/2009 6:19:48 PM EDT
[#15]
call up jeff dahmer, oh wait... sorry cant help you, guess you can just get real drunk and slice a chunk off your arm, bon apetite
10/17/2009 6:22:22 PM EDT
[#16]
Quoted:
It really depends on what the human was feeding on.

Since most humans feed on shit that's how they taste.


I've read that cannibals rated Englishmen as best tasting, and Germans as the worst tasting.  Too much sauerkraut and sausage?  
10/17/2009 6:22:27 PM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
According to zombie folklore, the good part is in the brains. Apparently its got what zombies crave.
You should crave them too.


You know how many liberal brains you have to eat to get full?
10/17/2009 6:22:42 PM EDT
[#18]
probably pork. The flesh won't be red like beef
10/17/2009 6:23:06 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm sure with a few spices, it wouldn't be too bad.
10/17/2009 6:23:49 PM EDT
[#20]
Here's what you do.

Head down to Chinatown, find a butcher and ask for some monkey meat to take home and cook up. Monkeys are like nature's humans.
10/17/2009 6:24:45 PM EDT
[#21]
I would imagine it's awesome, cause any society without morals seems to dig it. Maybe it's like the best of Fillet and tenderloin combined. Maybe you should try a piece of o0ne your ass cheeks and tell us about it.

ETA...did you see what I did there?
10/17/2009 6:26:04 PM EDT
[#22]
Fat people taste like pork, liberals taste like chickens, women taste like...
10/17/2009 6:26:11 PM EDT
[#23]



Quoted:



Quoted:

According to zombie folklore, the good part is in the brains. Apparently its got what zombies crave.

You should crave them too.




You know how many liberal brains you have to eat to get full?


I know you're full of shit now.  

Liberals don't have any brains.  




 
10/17/2009 6:26:29 PM EDT
[#24]
Quoted:
Quoted:
According to zombie folklore, the good part is in the brains. Apparently its got what zombies crave.
You should crave them too.


You know how many liberal brains you have to eat to get full?


Trick question......liberals don't have brains.
10/17/2009 6:27:43 PM EDT
[#25]
Read something years ago about its tasting like corned beef. So I am going with beef. I think a lot of people assume pork because of the long pig reference. What they do not realize is that there were probably little to no cows in that region of the world at the time.

ETA I should clarify on the corned beef comment. I am refering to Australian or New Zealand corned beef in a can. Not jewish deli corned beef.
10/17/2009 6:29:57 PM EDT
[#26]
Try a piece of your friend

-Doomsday
10/17/2009 6:31:42 PM EDT
[#27]
The last "human" I tasted,,tasted like fish  Then the more I "tasted" , she tasted like "brains"  

sparky
10/17/2009 6:33:00 PM EDT
[#28]
They call it long pig so I would imagine pork. I'd eat it if I had to so as to prevent starvation I suppose.
10/17/2009 6:34:21 PM EDT
[#29]
I don't know how it tastes (no, really!) but from what I have read in survival/medical literature, if you have to resort to cannibalism, stay away from the bodies of those that died of starvation. Seems like during the starvation process a body uses up all the nutrients stored in its own flesh, and dumps a whole lot of toxins into it. So if you eat that it will not help. Note that the soccer team ate those that died from their crash-related injuries, which means that they were still full of nutritious value. Yum!
10/17/2009 6:35:33 PM EDT
[#30]
Quoted:
The last "human" I tasted,,tasted like fish  Then the more I "tasted" , she tasted like "brains"  

sparky


I think you had your tounge in too deep if you tasted brains. Stay away from my wife.
10/17/2009 6:37:04 PM EDT
[#31]
This thread begs the question "what cut would be the best"? I"m thinking the back of the thigh would cook up real nice.
10/17/2009 6:37:06 PM EDT
[#32]
Have more Soylent Green.
10/17/2009 6:40:48 PM EDT
[#33]
Quoted:
According to zombie folklore, the good part is in the brains. Apparently its got what zombies crave.
You should crave them too.


I do believe that the brain is full of electrolytes...and zombies crave electrolytes.
10/17/2009 6:40:51 PM EDT
[#34]
Quoted:
Quoted:
According to zombie folklore, the good part is in the brains. Apparently its got what zombies crave.
You should crave them too.


You know how many liberal brains you have to eat to get full?



Less filling.... Tastes fake!
10/17/2009 7:07:20 PM EDT
[#35]
Quoted:
I read that human flesh was called "long pig" by cannibalistic tribes in the south Pacific. So I would assume that it was alot like pork.


I wonder how they cooked it. In a pit with banana leaves and a shitload of salt? On a spit?
10/17/2009 7:10:34 PM EDT
[#36]
this is fucking fucked up
10/17/2009 7:18:37 PM EDT
[#37]
WTF!  
10/17/2009 7:20:46 PM EDT
[#38]
Either one would be OK with me, but it would have to be very spicy.
10/17/2009 7:22:03 PM EDT
[#39]



Quoted:


its the other white meat...why not visit the morgue and try some?


Mmmmm.  Pickled people feet...



 
10/17/2009 7:22:59 PM EDT
[#40]





Quoted:



its the other white meat...why not visit the morgue and try some?




Girl, you are one messed-up ginger.






Almost as bad as suggesting to bring a curling iron to warm up a stiff.







 
10/17/2009 7:23:24 PM EDT
[#41]
I would assume its pretty gray like pork.......in order to be red like beef, you dinner would of had to consume lots of mioglobin in mass quantities.
10/17/2009 7:23:33 PM EDT
[#42]
Quoted:
call up jeff dahmer, oh wait... sorry cant help you, guess you can just get real drunk and slice a chunk off your arm, bon apetite




You heard what they found in Dahmer's shower, right?



































Head & Shoulders
10/17/2009 7:23:43 PM EDT
[#43]
Quoted:
You want to taste human meat just get a boyfriend.


This
10/17/2009 7:24:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Depends which part.......sftsftsftsftsftsftsftsft........and the liver goes well with a nice Chianti.....
10/17/2009 7:25:33 PM EDT
[#45]
Quoted:
probably pork. The flesh won't be red like beef


The flesh I saw during 4 autopsies and one bone donation retrieval was red. Not "pork" looking at all.

10/17/2009 7:27:28 PM EDT
[#46]
WTF
10/17/2009 7:29:36 PM EDT
[#47]
Quoted:
Quoted:
I read that human flesh was called "long pig" by cannibalistic tribes in the south Pacific. So I would assume that it was alot like pork.


I wonder how they cooked it. In a pit with banana leaves and a shitload of salt? On a spit?


Probably varied by location and culture. Some probably used am "imu" others by placing it on hot rocks and coals others probably used a spit. Side dishes were probably what they still serve today.

10/17/2009 7:33:56 PM EDT
[#48]
Why does everyone assume it has to taste like pork, chicken or beef?



Id wager its similar to black bear meat given similar omnivore diets.
10/17/2009 7:33:56 PM EDT
[#49]
Quoted:
this is fucking fucked up



Yes sir.  

I'm outta' here  
10/17/2009 7:35:03 PM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
Quoted:
call up jeff dahmer, oh wait... sorry cant help you, guess you can just get real drunk and slice a chunk off your arm, bon apetite




You heard what they found in Dahmer's shower, right?



































Head & Shoulders


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