Posted: 10/7/2008 12:59:16 PM EDT
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed, Little bo beep was givin him head, Soon as he came, She started 2 weep, She knew by the taste, He'd been fuckin her sheep! |
You must be pretty bored!
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Ahhhh. Sounds like Andrew Dice Clay. Here's a few of his other gems .. I don't think any of these violate CoC, but I will warn you to not read further if easilly offended: Betty and Jack up a tree F-u-c-k-i-n-g First comes Betty, then comes Jack Then comes the goo out of Betty's crack Dittle dittle the cat and the fiddle The cow jumped over the moon That's more than my lazy wife does That fat fucking smelly baboon Eenie, meenie, miney, moe Suck my dick and swallow slow Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye When her eye was dry and shut Georgie fucked that one eyed slut Hickory dickory dock Some chick was sucking my cock The clock struck two I dropped my goo I dumped the bitch on the next block Hickory dickory dock My balls fell out of my jock I laid them to rest on some hooker's chest And paddled her face with my cock Hickory dickory dock She took a good look at your cock It's really scary, old wrinkled and hairy It smells like a ten year old sock Jack and Jill went up the hill Both with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two-fifty That fucking whore Jack and Jill went up the hill And Jack would try to hump her Jill said "No", Jack said "So" "I'll ram it in your dumper" Jack be nimble, Jack be quick Jack burned off his fucking dick Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean So Jack ignored her flabby tits And licked her asshole clean Little Bo Beep fucked a sheep Blew a horse, licked his feet She ate his ass so very nice Tongued his balls not once but twice Little Jack Horner sat in a corner Eating a pizza pie He shit pepperoni, blew his friend Tony And wiped his mouth on his tie Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey Along came a spider, he sat down beside her He said "Hey, what's in the bowl bitch" Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet A lightbulb was stuck up her ass It woke up the spider who lived deep inside her He said "Hey, free electric and gas" Mary, Mary quite contrary Trim that pussy it's so damn hairy Mary, Mary shaved her cunt Now it looks like Allen Funt Mary had a little lamb She kept in her backyard When she took her panties off His woolly dick got hard Mary knew a little man whose prick was very thin Every time he fucked her, she would ask him "Is it in?" Old King Cole was a merry old soul A merry old soul was he He chewed off his tit, ate his own shit Washed it down with some tea Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get her dog a bone She bent over, Rover took over She got a bone of her own Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To get her old dog a snack The cupboard was bare, she didn't despair She let Rover munch on her crack Patty cake, patty cake bakers man If your chicks on her period, fuck her in the can Peter Peter pumpkin eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head Fucked her ass and went to bed Peter Peter pupkin eater Whacked off in the movie theater Sprayed his load across the screen And ruined Titanic's final scene Peter Peter pumpkin eater Knew a chick, but couldn't meet her Saw her brother one fine day Sucked his cock and now he's gay Rock-a-by baby on the tree top Your mother's a whore I ain't your pop Row, row, row your cunt Gently down my prick Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily Then you'll suck my dick Roses are red, violets are blue I fucked your mom in the ass and she had you There was an old lady who lived in a shoe She had so many kids, her uterus fell out There was an old lady who lived in a shoe She had so many kids, she didn't know what to do So she started sucking dick Three blind mice, see how they run Where the fuck are they going Twinkle twinkle little star How I wonder what you are Shine upon the parking lot As I eat my girlfriend's twat Twinkle twinkle little star Will she blow me in the car Because I bought her dinner, she had fun My balls are boiling and I'd like to cum |