Posted: 7/1/2012 6:56:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm going to laugh my ass off if he pees on your keyboard. he already had done that, and I washed him off. I was going to chuck him down my wife's canyonesque cleavage, but my son's chuckling gave my evil intentions away. So I took a picture instead of paying off my deductible. Any idea what kind of toad this is, other than hypno? I haven't ever seen one with this coloration and lack of bumps. Mini-me thought it was a leopard frog at first glance. |
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Quoted: Quoted: I'm going to laugh my ass off if he pees on your keyboard. he already had done that, and I washed him off. I was going to chuck him down my wife's canyonesque cleavage, but my son's chuckling gave my evil intentions away. So I took a picture instead of paying off my deductible. Any idea what kind of toad this is, other than hypno? I haven't ever seen one with this coloration and lack of bumps. Mini-me thought it was a leopard frog at first glance. You know the rules. |
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Quoted: Caught his big bro the other day: http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/007-21.jpg http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/008-19.jpg  why the gloves? It's just a toad ETA: Ranger, definitely not a leopard frog. Not slender enough and the pattern is all wrong. |
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Quoted: She "deems" the rules not apply. Quoted: Quoted: I'm going to laugh my ass off if he pees on your keyboard. he already had done that, and I washed him off. I was going to chuck him down my wife's canyonesque cleavage, but my son's chuckling gave my evil intentions away. So I took a picture instead of paying off my deductible. Any idea what kind of toad this is, other than hypno? I haven't ever seen one with this coloration and lack of bumps. Mini-me thought it was a leopard frog at first glance. You know the rules. sorry guys. |
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Quoted: one of you photoshop devils needs to chop those eyes in on my new housemate. If anyone doesn't know what the hypnotoad is, please watch this complete video and it will all make sense.   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHU2RlSCdxU&feature=fvwrel |
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If anyone doesn't know what the hypnotoad is, please watch this complete video and it will all make sense.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHU2RlSCdxU&feature=fvwrel
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Hush your lying whore mouth. It's a fucking hypno toad. seriously though, I have never seen one like that before, and I live in a zoo. Shit that I didn't know existed crawls into my house. |
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Quoted: Or your wife's car. Hush your lying whore mouth. It's a fucking hypno toad. seriously though, I have never seen one like that before, and I live in a zoo. Shit that I didn't know existed crawls into my house. |
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Quoted: Ahhh... the snake. Quoted: Or your wife's car. Hush your lying whore mouth. It's a fucking hypno toad. seriously though, I have never seen one like that before, and I live in a zoo. Shit that I didn't know existed crawls into my house. I still get grief over that. Remember the guy who helped me catch it? He is the one who ate the bullet last week. |
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Caught his big bro the other day: http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/007-21.jpg http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/008-19.jpg why the gloves? It's just a toad ETA: Ranger, definitely not a leopard frog. Not slender enough and the pattern is all wrong. Didn't know what kind of toad it was. Cane toads secrete a toxic fluid as a defense and I don't know what a cane toad looks like so....... 
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Quoted: sissy. Quoted: Quoted: Caught his big bro the other day: http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/007-21.jpg http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/008-19.jpg why the gloves? It's just a toad ETA: Ranger, definitely not a leopard frog. Not slender enough and the pattern is all wrong. Didn't know what kind of toad it was. Cane toads secrete a toxic fluid as a defense and I don't know what a cane toad looks like so....... |
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Quoted: Yeah, the snake. Quoted: Ahhh... the snake. Quoted: Or your wife's car. Hush your lying whore mouth. It's a fucking hypno toad. seriously though, I have never seen one like that before, and I live in a zoo. Shit that I didn't know existed crawls into my house. I still get grief over that. Remember the guy who helped me catch it? He is the one who ate the bullet last week.  Sorry about your friend. |
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Quoted: forgot about those. Good call. Quoted: Quoted: Caught his big bro the other day: http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/007-21.jpg http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/Furyataurus/008-19.jpg why the gloves? It's just a toad ETA: Ranger, definitely not a leopard frog. Not slender enough and the pattern is all wrong. Didn't know what kind of toad it was. Cane toads secrete a toxic fluid as a defense and I don't know what a cane toad looks like so....... |
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Quoted: I used to find toads in the alley where I grew up. I don't know why there were always toads, it was just a grassy alley. Needless to say they were cool, I caught one and it was neat. Found a turtle too that way, but it ran away. A turtle RAN away from you...? |
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Quoted: Snakes, Fidder crabs, and now toads - does anyone in the Monroe household know how to shut a door? Were you guys born in a barn or what? Hey... the fucking toad was captured outside. and no... with 5 of us boys living here, doors often times get left open. We had a damn bird flying around in her one day too, and not one that was getting "saved". |
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Snakes, Fidder crabs, and now toads - does anyone in the Monroe household know how to shut a door? Were you guys born in a barn or what? Hey... the fucking toad was captured outside. and no... with 5 of us boys living here, doors often times get left open. We had a damn bird flying around in her one day too, and not one that was getting "saved". Hey, if a Bravo gets inside the wire, he's fair game. I've had to deal with bats when I'd rather be sleeping; I've found that a broom is pretty effective - it's a lot like trying to hit an off speed breaking ball. |
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I used to find toads in the alley where I grew up. I don't know why there were always toads, it was just a grassy alley. Needless to say they were cool, I caught one and it was neat. Found a turtle too that way, but it ran away. A turtle RAN away from you...? Them Missoura turtles move like lightning.
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