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6/18/2017 9:26:21 PM EDT
I'm watching The Walking Dead and got to thinking. Can you bang a Zombie and not turn or would you turn?  They did it in Range 15. So hive what say you?
6/18/2017 9:29:15 PM EDT
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Zombie condoms
6/18/2017 9:32:12 PM EDT
[#2]
In Walking Dead, everyone is infected... That's about where I stopped, so not sure what happened after that.
6/18/2017 9:33:11 PM EDT
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haha. That's awesome.
6/18/2017 9:33:22 PM EDT
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I think the transfer of body fluids would turn you.
6/18/2017 9:33:52 PM EDT
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So, you're a necrophiliac? Yuck. Do the local police keep an eye on you when you go near cemeteries? Especially if you're carrying a shovel? Are you related to Ed Gein?
6/18/2017 9:34:29 PM EDT
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Hell no, your Wang would rot off!  Who would want to.  All the walking dead zombies are nasty as hell looking.
6/18/2017 9:39:28 PM EDT
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I remember a YouTube video I saw a couple years ago, and a guy was going over his "zombie apocalypse bug out bag". Dude was weird as hell, and one of the final items he went over was a small bottle of lube and condoms for when he catches a zombie and wants to get busy... You could faintly hear someone call for help during the video too, which he blamed on the cat... Again, really weird dude.
6/18/2017 9:50:57 PM EDT
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I remember a YouTube video I saw a couple years ago, and a guy was going over his "zombie apocalypse bug out bag". Dude was weird as hell, and one of the final items he went over was a small bottle of lube and condoms for when he catches a zombie and wants to get busy... You could faintly hear someone call for help during the video too, which he blamed on the cat... Again, really weird dude.
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Fuck,though that's creepy.
6/18/2017 9:52:50 PM EDT
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Do you want MaryJane Rotten Crotch ?

Cause this is how you get MaryJane Rotten Crotch!
6/18/2017 9:56:13 PM EDT
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I remember a YouTube video I saw a couple years ago, and a guy was going over his "zombie apocalypse bug out bag". Dude was weird as hell, and one of the final items he went over was a small bottle of lube and condoms for when he catches a zombie and wants to get busy... You could faintly hear someone call for help during the video too, which he blamed on the cat... Again, really weird dude.
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link?
6/18/2017 9:56:20 PM EDT
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So you've met my ex?
6/18/2017 9:57:29 PM EDT
[#12]
Meh, If she was fairly hot and no one would find out, sure.


edit: no oral though
6/18/2017 9:57:30 PM EDT
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pull its teeth and stick it in,what could go wrong




seems there used to be a thread about this subject
6/18/2017 9:59:18 PM EDT
[#14]
Maybe a pretty fresh turn.....good restraints, wrap it up....gtg I guess?
6/18/2017 10:05:03 PM EDT
[#15]
Your comparing a TV show to the best movie ever made?

The 2 best things are:
#1: Zombie sex
And
6/18/2017 10:08:29 PM EDT
[#16]
Someone needs to dig up the "keeping a zombie around for... relations" thread.
It was just as sick then. You're fucking a corpse. It's necrophelia.
6/18/2017 10:18:43 PM EDT
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everyone has the virus already so youre good lol, there is a movie where some guys have a zombie chick for sexy time ....cant remember the name though
6/18/2017 10:26:20 PM EDT
[#18]
Zombie Strippers starring Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz

Someone needs to embed.
6/18/2017 10:34:36 PM EDT
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You would need a paper bag for her head.

Extra durable condoms, probably want to wear 2 just in case 1 breaks, even then that pussy is going to be rotting and probably fall apart for just a little bit of friction that you'll be quickly rubbing against bone.

Going to need some kind of gas mask or way to deal with odor, not only is that rotten pussy going to stink in a not so pleasant way but that whole thing will stink in a very unpleasant way.

Have to fight it off from eating your brains the whole time so you'll need some kind of rope to hold it down.

Just be sure to have a stash of nudy mags and fap, maybe a blow up doll.  Lot less of a problem and you can at least get it clean after use so it won't stink.
6/18/2017 10:39:08 PM EDT
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I think Cabin Fever or Cabin Fever 2 covered this topic.  Even after he dumped a whole bottle of vodka on his unit after the act of coitus he still turned.  So I'm going with no.
6/18/2017 10:45:36 PM EDT
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Two Necrophiliacs are walking past the funeral home - one turns to the other, gesturing to the building and says "want to go suck down a cold one?"

6/18/2017 10:45:42 PM EDT
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I think Cabin Fever or Cabin Fever 2 covered this topic.  Even after he dumped a whole bottle of vodka on his unit after the act of coitus he still turned.  So I'm going with no.
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doesn't matter, had sex.
6/18/2017 10:48:03 PM EDT
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Sheri Moon Zombie?
6/18/2017 10:48:45 PM EDT
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Two guys working in the morgue - one turns to the other and says "Oh man, that blonde that was rolled in here last week..."  

Guy 2: "The one that drowned?  What about her?"

Guy 1: "Her tongue was like a pickle"

Guy 2: "What, like green and bumpy and swollen and shit?"

Guy 1: "No bro, it was sour as fuck."
6/18/2017 10:50:39 PM EDT
[#25]
I'd rather fuck a trash romulan
6/18/2017 10:53:55 PM EDT
[#26]
what the fuck is wrong with some of you people?
6/18/2017 11:17:20 PM EDT
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6/18/2017 11:31:52 PM EDT
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what the fuck is wrong with some of you people?
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What do you mean "you people"
6/19/2017 1:05:54 AM EDT
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If Rose McIver From iZombie hell yes I would.
6/19/2017 5:44:37 AM EDT
[#30]
In America zombie eats you.

In Russia you eat zombie.
6/19/2017 7:16:57 AM EDT
[#31]
Human women would put out so easily after z day, even us basement dwellers would be swimming in it.
6/19/2017 7:18:47 AM EDT
[#32]
I'd skip the oral
6/19/2017 7:28:44 AM EDT
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I'm watching The Walking Dead and got to thinking. Can you bang a Zombie and not turn or would you turn?  They did it in Range 15. So hive what say you?
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walking dead, everyone was infected already.  when you die, you turn.

the transfer of fluids did not kill, it was the resulting infection.  they covered themselves in zombie blood and tissue several times with no issues.

avoid infection, avoid death, avoid turning.

zombie fuck is apparently good to go

condom just to be safe and avoid any
6/19/2017 7:41:43 AM EDT
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Some living women have a stinky vag, imagine the dead ones.  
6/19/2017 7:59:57 AM EDT
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In Walking Dead, everyone is infected... That's about where I stopped, so not sure what happened after that.
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I replied wtf, even though this is true. You may have some issues if you though up this thread! I am just wondering what else you are asking quietly to yourself. I wonder if I could stick my dick in _______, or ________???   Not healthy man. Get yourself a good woman or go to the adult store and get something to spank your monkey to.
6/19/2017 8:08:46 AM EDT
[#36]
What color wings would you be awarded?
6/19/2017 8:10:40 AM EDT
[#37]
I couldn't get layed by zombie chicks. Those bitches only like alpha dudes.
6/19/2017 8:12:36 AM EDT
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Seems to work ok for this guy in Fido. Awesome movie BTW. 

6/19/2017 8:13:32 AM EDT
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Suppose Morena Baccarin was "fresh turned"?

6/19/2017 8:14:24 AM EDT
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How's that different than banging the ex?
6/19/2017 8:31:28 AM EDT
[#41]
Watched Range 15 for the first time?
6/19/2017 8:39:33 AM EDT
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Some living women have a stinky vag, imagine the dead ones.  
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Exactly then add in TX summer heat.... Can't imagine what the rotting flesh stinky poon would smell like
6/19/2017 8:40:43 AM EDT
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Hell no, your Wang would rot off!  Who would want to.  All the walking dead zombies are nasty as hell looking.
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I think I could make an exception.

6/19/2017 8:45:21 AM EDT
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Uh.... Nope
6/19/2017 8:46:55 AM EDT
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First post NAILED it... lol

6/19/2017 8:50:04 AM EDT
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I'd skip the oral
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You just knock out all their teeth first
6/19/2017 8:57:07 AM EDT
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Walking dead zombies?

Liv Moore from iZombie?