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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:44:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Slidin' on into the new one.

Froze my ass off tonight watching a youth football game. I was really not interested but sometimes you have to do grandparent things.
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Midget football. Ayup.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:45:29 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By smokedoff:
Why do I get the feeling jp has something to do with this https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/439986/IMG_7322_jpeg-3300042.JPG
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She single Clark?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:46:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


On second thoughts… needs more ink.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
Why do I get the feeling jp has something to do with this https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/439986/IMG_7322_jpeg-3300042.JPG


That is peak redneck.


On second thoughts… needs more ink.


Gotta watch out for the chest tattoos. They beat men.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:47:08 PM EDT
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ChatGPT is confused right now.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:55:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
I know I’m the one that messed up but I'm lost... I downloaded Grindr for 24 hours back in 2020 on a trip (but didn't use it), and my wife just dug through my phone because she doesn’t trust me because I’ve been really quiet and not talking lately. She found my account. She said downloading the app is equivalent to cheating, and is threatening to divorce me claiming infidelity in an at fault state, she's saying she'll take everything, including my guns. I don't know what to do. Anyways, is a MP5 the best 9mm PCC to suppress?
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You serious Clark?

Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:55:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By FrozenWinter:
damnitall
this new thread at 100 is obnoxious
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Hell yeah borther.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:56:25 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


I got the old thread locked.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By FrozenWinter:
damnitall
this new thread at 100 is obnoxious


I got the old thread locked.


Mazel tov!
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:57:54 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:59:50 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

She has ink where it matters
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
Why do I get the feeling jp has something to do with this https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/439986/IMG_7322_jpeg-3300042.JPG


That is peak redneck.


On second thoughts… needs more ink.

She has ink where it matters


Her name on her back?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:00:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
48* this mornin yesssssssssssss
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Grossssss.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:00:35 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Dranking my coffee
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Pourover? French press?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:00:46 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Slept late , didnt get the garbage out in time
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Tsk tsk
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:02:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
I already offered the pliers.  
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Not the harbor freight ones this time please.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:02:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
almost frost on grass this morning.  
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Is that a euphemism?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:03:49 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Stinging bearded fireworms?  In TX?  WTF?
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I got that in Florida too. Regular penicillin didn't work either.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:04:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Mind altering ? The dentist or the patient
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT

Hit it with one or 2, and then give me the nitrous
Eh, my dentist is good with needles.

So is mine

But he's not going to yank a tooth without be being on some sort of mind altering substance
Mind altering ? The dentist or the patient


Yes.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:04:36 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
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Howdy ma'am.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:05:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Got two new neighbors , the one across the street had his car broken into by a bear and trashed  , the one up the road had their garbage dragged thru the neighborhood. The city folk gettin a crash course in living amongst bear  
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Yep. Them bears get rowdy when they got no matches on grindr.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:06:34 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
They’re used to bears. Just not the woodland creature kind.
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My man.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:07:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Naamah:

The woodland creature kind are by far the better option.
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
They’re used to bears. Just not the woodland creature kind.

The woodland creature kind are by far the better option.


Maybe.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:07:37 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

We’ve altered minds together
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
you're mind altering

We’ve altered minds together


Ayup.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:07:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
Bears are tasty
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Oh my.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:09:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
They really just want a hug
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From the back.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:10:07 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Somehow managed to stub my right little toe on the front tire on the Miata. Need to stop wearing flip-flops around.
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Miata?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:11:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Shouldn't you go to HF first, to pick up some hand to hand combat weapons first?
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
Nice.  I'll stop into harbor freight when I leave the Waffle House Friday night
Shouldn't you go to HF first, to pick up some hand to hand combat weapons first?


Real southerners fight at the waffle with their dick beaters. As God intended.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:11:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:



Which hot sauce?
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Just cooked some corned beef hash and eggs. Was good.



Which hot sauce?


Crystal with garlic
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:12:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Creeper Roll.
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
I had Taylor Ham made from my last deer . What do we call it , Deer Roll ? Deer Ham ? Deer breakfast stuff?
Creeper Roll.


Those make for the wurst surprise.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:13:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:

Last years was very tasty , warm , but tasty
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
This years batch should be interesting.

Last years was very tasty , warm , but tasty


Um. Warm *and* tasty?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:15:09 PM EDT
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That Pic have me aids.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:15:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
there went your manhood
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You've seen it? Call me.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:16:27 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Here I thought I was older than everyone else in here, now I'm seeing how many of you have had eye surgery already. Wow.
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It's all the manual meat milking.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:17:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
I can't understand why people need to have digital calipers.  I had both vernier and dial calipers, and for what calipers are designed for they worked perfectly.  And guess what, no batteries to go dead, no need to reset them, no worries if coolant or cutting fluid got on them.  Just my thoughts.
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None of us can see hoss. We need the big numbers.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:18:16 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Nah….Mits are Jap.
So made by Wong Wong?
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Digital calipers made by PingPing?

Nah….Mits are Jap.
So made by Wong Wong?


Related to Sum Ting?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:18:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Some of you guys will get that on the drive home.
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Creeper roll?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:26:11 PM EDT
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Jesuseffinchrist.jpg
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:41:42 PM EDT
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Wrong.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:42:05 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Would eat.

Unless those are some weird sausages like chicken and apple or duck and cheese.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Would eat.

Unless those are some weird sausages like chicken and apple or duck and cheese.


It do be some sightly sausages.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:42:17 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Mando season 3 wasn't terrible, don't think I can convince myself to watch the Acolyte.
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Don't do it.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:42:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


Creeper roll?
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:
Originally Posted By Rickesis:
Some of you guys will get that on the drive home.


Creeper roll?

Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:42:40 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:42:51 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
cheerio mate off for fish n chips n have a wank
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Oi!
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:43:03 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:


That’s where the pudding comes from?
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
They’re gonna arrest me for that meme?


Extradition request has already been made by the South Yorkshire police Anti-meme squad.


That’s where the pudding comes from?


Uh. Sure.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:43:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


The spotted one?
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
They’re gonna arrest me for that meme?


Extradition request has already been made by the South Yorkshire police Anti-meme squad.


That’s where the pudding comes from?


The spotted one?


Again, try Valtrex.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:43:31 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Most brits prefer vinegar or curry sauce on their fish and chip not cum.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
cheerio mate off for fish n chips n have a wank


Most brits prefer vinegar or curry sauce on their fish and chip not cum.


Most. Not all.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:44:00 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


You spelled ketchup wrong.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Fries get dipped in mayo you heathens


You spelled ketchup wrong.


Catsup?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:44:23 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Pizza, Chinafoo,zax’s, or another option?
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Chinee foo

Zax isn't real food
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:44:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
6 mile 2 hour hilly walk with wife and kids, was relaxing, 700 extra calories burned made up for the corned beef hash breakfast
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That makes me tired.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:45:11 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


He can take everything pickle flavored and shove it up his degenerate ass.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
I’ll take those jelly beans


He can take everything pickle flavored and shove it up his degenerate ass.


Sod off walker.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:46:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:


That’s his fetish  
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
I’ll take those jelly beans


He can take everything pickle flavored and shove it up his degenerate ass.


That’s his fetish  


Hell yeah brother, wait what?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:46:36 PM EDT
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Somebody I know all excited , got a great deal on a kayak trailer !


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But it rode like ass on the way home , they taking it back

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