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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:46:39 PM EST
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How is this not 15 pages yet?

Gotta go move shit. BRB. Maybe. Depends on how much Beam.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:54:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles
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What about pickle surprises?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:54:17 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:
How is this not 15 pages yet?

Gotta go move shit. BRB. Maybe. Depends on how much Beam.
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It took 4 months to hit 100 on the last one
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:54:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

Sell drugs
Run guns
Nail sluts and fuck the law
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
They’re gonna arrest me for that meme?

Sell drugs
Run guns
Nail sluts and fuck the law


Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:54:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

That's not what your boyfriend told us.
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles

That's not what your boyfriend told us.


Kiss and tell. What a shame.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:55:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

Can you tell him to come home the dog looks like she wants to go for a walk and it’s his turn.
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles

That's not what your boyfriend told us.

Can you tell him to come home the dog looks like she wants to go for a walk and it’s his turn.


Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:55:35 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles

That's not what your boyfriend told us.

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That's the worst.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:56:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


What about pickle surprises?
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles


What about pickle surprises?

Long as it ain’t bigger than mine
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:56:38 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
I recently had some leftover mayo at a restaurant, scooped it up with potato chips, not bad.
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Fries get dipped in mayo you heathens
I recently had some leftover mayo at a restaurant, scooped it up with potato chips, not bad.


I don't generally advise leftover mayo. Esp if you can't identify the origin.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:56:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
bout time for some pumpkin spice
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No.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:57:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Naamah:

Which pickles?
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
I don’t like pickles

Which pickles?


Bread and butter are fowl.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 6:57:22 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Naamah:

Been time since Independence Day
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Originally Posted By Naamah:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
bout time for some pumpkin spice

Been time since Independence Day


Sorry ma'am, but wrong.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:15:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
not that i buy coffee often.  

i like my folgers w french vanilla creamer at work.  cheap and easy.  like me.
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I try and never buy coffee.

Burr grinder, moccamaster, cheapest whole bean coffee I can find. Within reason.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:16:09 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Fuck off Amazon driver.

Been awake since 4:30 because an asshole Amazon driver was too lazy to use the gate code and instead pressed the call button (multiple times to bypass my phones do not disturb).
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Yikes. What a wanker.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:16:30 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Rickesis:
I’m sorry you had to go through that. It must have been challenging.
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walker.

We are all diminished. Moment of silence.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:18:07 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Dont step on snek https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/120312/IMG_2282_jpeg-3301291.JPG
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Sorry about muh hose.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:18:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
The zero sugar liquid creamer is ok. But I still prefer heavy cream.
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
not that i buy coffee often.  

i like my folgers w french vanilla creamer at work.  cheap and easy.  like me.
The zero sugar liquid creamer is ok. But I still prefer heavy cream.


Hell yeah brother.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:18:45 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
1/2 and 1/2  or cream  no sugar
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Light and bitter.

I married one like that.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:19:33 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Waiting room in doctors office. Girl with red hair taking to someone on her phone. Wearing lilo and stitch pj bottoms. Could be anywhere between 15 and 25 years old. No idea. Sitting on the floor now. Young people are weird.
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Lilo and Stitch beats Cookie Monster pj's. At least you won't have to worry about hepatitis.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:19:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


How long until the driver realizes? odds on seeing it in the mirror before it's ripped off after getting tangled making a turn.
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By creeper45:
Dont step on snek https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/120312/IMG_2282_jpeg-3301291.JPG


How long until the driver realizes? odds on seeing it in the mirror before it's ripped off after getting tangled making a turn.


Testicular torsion.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:20:06 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Yes they are.

I'm leaning a new language - drip, slay, bussin.....
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
Young people are weird.


Yes they are.

I'm leaning a new language - drip, slay, bussin.....


Ong.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:20:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
skreet
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
Young people are weird.


Yes they are.

I'm leaning a new language - drip, slay, bussin.....
skreet


No cap.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:20:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Oh she's waiting for her dad.
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At least she has one. Dad, not daddy.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:21:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:

Zero Sugar Liquid Creamer: Water, Soybean Oil, and less than 2% of Micellar Casein (a milk derivative), Maltodextrin, Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono- and Diglycerides, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Carregeenan, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium (non-nutritive sweetener).
Heavy Cream: Heavy Cream

I wonder which is better for you?
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
The zero sugar liquid creamer is ok. But I still prefer heavy cream.

Zero Sugar Liquid Creamer: Water, Soybean Oil, and less than 2% of Micellar Casein (a milk derivative), Maltodextrin, Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono- and Diglycerides, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Carregeenan, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium (non-nutritive sweetener).
Heavy Cream: Heavy Cream

I wonder which is better for you?


One comes from a teat.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:21:34 PM EST
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


My kids: "dad, can I wear pajamas today?"
Me: "no, go get dressed"
Kids: "but are we even leaving the house today?"
Me:  "no, go get dressed"
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
Speaking sorta normal. Just impatient and fidgety.


My kids: "dad, can I wear pajamas today?"
Me: "no, go get dressed"
Kids: "but are we even leaving the house today?"
Me:  "no, go get dressed"


Spoilsport.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:22:08 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Her dad looks pretty old. Maybe she's in her 30's.
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Yikes.

I have a 14 year old, and 11 month old.

Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:22:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Exactly.
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:

Zero Sugar Liquid Creamer: Water, Soybean Oil, and less than 2% of Micellar Casein (a milk derivative), Maltodextrin, Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono- and Diglycerides, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Carregeenan, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium (non-nutritive sweetener).
Heavy Cream: Heavy Cream

I wonder which is better for you?
Exactly.


Assactly.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:22:36 PM EST
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Originally Posted By smokedoff:
Bruh
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I thought that was our slang?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:22:49 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


Yeah, you may wanna get tested.
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She’s not wrong
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:22:53 PM EST
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

You misspelled Oktoberfest beer
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Originally Posted By alphajaguars:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
bout time for some pumpkin spice

You misspelled Oktoberfest beer


Impeccable taste sir.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:23:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
I'm driving this, so I'm not poor.

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There's another word for it...
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:23:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
The big ones hurt.
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The tight ones too.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:23:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
i like my creamer like i like my women.  white and thicc
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Perfection.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:24:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
And without some other guys dik in it
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Originally Posted By Twisted10:
i like my creamer like i like my women.  white and thicc
And without some other guys dik in it


Yeah, but that costs more.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:24:42 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Dopple:
Done ate my salad kinda late.
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Tossed?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:24:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

I care. I proofread everything I look at. Annoying when an e-book has misspelling.
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By JustHK:

No one fucking cares about spelling except you and Ricky

I care. I proofread everything I look at. Annoying when an e-book has misspelling.


Koncur.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:25:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Somebody I know all excited , got a great deal on a kayak trailer !


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But it rode like ass on the way home , they taking it back

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I’ve seen that before.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:38:54 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


Miata?
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Don't know if you are new around here or not, but do some research.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:39:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Somebody I know all excited , got a great deal on a kayak trailer !


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But it rode like ass on the way home , they taking it back

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What in the actual fuck?
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:40:48 PM EST
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Not naming any names (jdubya87) but someone seems to be very bored tonight.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:41:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


Koncur.
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Slap yourself for me.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 7:41:59 PM EST
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Originally Posted By jdubya87:


There's another word for it...
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I see you did do some research. Come visit me for a ride and then tell me how you feel. I'll provide the Depends.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 8:14:38 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 8:39:53 PM EST
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Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:03:25 PM EST
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Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous
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Tease.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:03:46 PM EST
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.


They make antibiotics. Coward.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:04:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

I wish he’d make me some nana puddin with his unwashed dicccc beaters.
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.

I wish he’d make me some nana puddin with his unwashed dicccc beaters.


I make a fine Nana pudding. Unwashed is extra tho.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:05:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

I wish he’d make me some nana puddin with his unwashed dicccc beaters.
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Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.

I wish he’d make me some nana puddin with his unwashed dicccc beaters.


Attachment Attached File
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:05:40 PM EST
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
pistachio puddin
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Good eats.
Link Posted: 8/27/2024 9:06:05 PM EST
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
Stopped home to let the dog out before I meat everyone at the reception , hope the have hor derps  of some sort , Im hangry
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Like Lil atomic buffala tirds?
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