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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:10:26 AM EDT
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Her dad looks pretty old. Maybe she's in her 30's.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:16:56 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:

Zero Sugar Liquid Creamer: Water, Soybean Oil, and less than 2% of Micellar Casein (a milk derivative), Maltodextrin, Dipotassium Phosphate, Mono- and Diglycerides, Natural and Artificial Flavor, Carregeenan, Sucralose, Acesulfame Potassium (non-nutritive sweetener).
Heavy Cream: Heavy Cream

I wonder which is better for you?
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Exactly.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:18:00 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


Yes they are.

I'm leaning a new language - drip, slay, bussin.....
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
Young people are weird.


Yes they are.

I'm leaning a new language - drip, slay, bussin.....

Skibidee and sigma
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:18:11 AM EDT
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Bruh
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:22:41 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


My kids: "dad, can I wear pajamas today?"
Me: "no, go get dressed"
Kids: "but are we even leaving the house today?"
Me:  "no, go get dressed"
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By Dopple:
Speaking sorta normal. Just impatient and fidgety.


My kids: "dad, can I wear pajamas today?"
Me: "no, go get dressed"
Kids: "but are we even leaving the house today?"
Me:  "no, go get dressed"

The impette would forego clothes altogether if we didn’t demand she wear them.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:52:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
bout time for some pumpkin spice
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You misspelled Oktoberfest beer
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:57:04 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Fuck off Amazon driver.

Been awake since 4:30 because an asshole Amazon driver was too lazy to use the gate code and instead pressed the call button (multiple times to bypass my phones do not disturb).
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You should hire someone to take care of things like that for you
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 10:57:55 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:


Abe Lincoln - probably
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Originally Posted By alphajaguars:

Sell drugs
Run guns
Nail sluts and fuck the law


Abe Lincoln - probably

Thomas “High as Balls” Jefferson
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 11:21:06 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 11:35:08 AM EDT
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goddamn poors!
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 11:43:34 AM EDT
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Please go be poor elsewhere
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 12:11:33 PM EDT
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I'm driving this, so I'm not poor.

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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 12:12:32 PM EDT
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Gettin ready for a wedding ! Not mine
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 12:28:31 PM EDT
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where's the fun in paying someone to do mundane tasks that you could do yourself?
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 12:36:47 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
I'm driving this, so I'm not poor.

https://www.ar15.com/media/mediaFiles/559492/IMG_20240822_100151481_HDR_jpg-3301367.JPG
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 12:38:55 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SleepingBirdDog:

https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-11-2018/DwEfhB.gif
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 12:47:36 PM EDT
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The big ones hurt.
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Y'all just jealous.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 1:04:25 PM EDT
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Desktop Claymore replica has arrived. It's niiiiccccceeee. Mark, if you bought one you will be happy.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 1:18:35 PM EDT
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i like my creamer like i like my women.  white and thicc
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 1:33:08 PM EDT
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Survived commute
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 2:01:28 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
i like my creamer like i like my women.  white and thicc
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And without some other guys dik in it
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 2:01:44 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:

So you're saying I shouldn't have former special forces guys guarding the gates 24/7 with a couple of snipers on the roof?
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
where's the fun in paying someone to do mundane tasks that you could do yourself?

So you're saying I shouldn't have former special forces guys guarding the gates 24/7 with a couple of snipers on the roof?

Motes with alligators
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 2:03:50 PM EDT
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ackchyually.jpg
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 2:31:01 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


I hope you meant a moat.

mote (noun) - a small particle : speck, example: motes danced in the shafts of sunlight
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By JustHK:
Originally Posted By MarkNH:
Originally Posted By johnnypantz:
where's the fun in paying someone to do mundane tasks that you could do yourself?

So you're saying I shouldn't have former special forces guys guarding the gates 24/7 with a couple of snipers on the roof?

Motes with alligators


I hope you meant a moat.

mote (noun) - a small particle : speck, example: motes danced in the shafts of sunlight

No one fucking cares about spelling except you and Ricky
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 2:31:41 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:


I hope you meant a moat.

mote (noun) - a small particle : speck, example: motes danced in the shafts of sunlight
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3 giant slices of tomato for no reason for you.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:01:10 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By creeper45:
And without some other guys dik in it
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:25:10 PM EDT
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Done ate my salad kinda late.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:27:02 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By MarkNH:




Didn't buy one.... yet
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Get on it.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:27:42 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By JustHK:

No one fucking cares about spelling except you and Ricky
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I care. I proofread everything I look at. Annoying when an e-book has misspelling.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:28:42 PM EDT
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My oldest had to take his GSD to the vet today. I'm not sure what she has (guessing maybe cancer) but last he told me he has to put her down. I know he's taking it hard, he's had her for a while.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:30:57 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By SleepingBirdDog:
goddamn poors!
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Originally Posted By Hill_monkey:
Please go be poor elsewhere
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:39:46 PM EDT
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Bought some of these here icon pliers
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:40:37 PM EDT
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I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 3:46:01 PM EDT
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you like to fondle things
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:37:18 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous
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I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:39:45 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:40:22 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.

I wish he’d make me some nana puddin with his unwashed dicccc beaters.
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:41:05 PM EDT
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pistachio puddin
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:45:44 PM EDT
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Stopped home to let the dog out before I meat everyone at the reception , hope the have hor derps  of some sort , Im hangry
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:50:05 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:53:09 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By Twisted10:
you like to fondle things
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Wanker
Link Posted: 8/22/2024 4:53:21 PM EDT
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.
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Originally Posted By ChengSMGT:
Originally Posted By smokedoff:
I’d let Jpee fondle them but none of the rest of yous

I wouldn't want to touch anything you had your grimy paws on.

Wanker
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